/fgoalter/ - Fate/Grand Order General

Thanks, Jannu. I blew 80 dollars on getting you for some fucking reason.

>today is masturbation day

I like to imagine that not even monkeys are capable of liking Apocrypha.

Mordred's bod was horrendously butchered in that swimsuit version. This right here is the real deal.

best friends

Lancer statues and monuments for everyone! Even her friends will chip in void dusts!

Enjoy anons!

GUYS IM LITERALLY SHAKING WHAT IF I DONT ROLL MY WAIFU WHEN SHE COMES

Lewd Liz.

jesus i hate mordred why does everyone like mordred so much

But they hate each other

I want to do lewd things to a cute dragon idol

>Furthermore, whenever King Hassan actually does intend to kill someone, that person is automatically notified of his presence and so are allowed to put up a fight (which is why his Presence Concealment is only A rank)
You say it like if that would help them fight Papa Bones in the least.

You are right about them being kinda shitty "pure" Assassins but seeing how good those work I'd rather have an Assassin who can also do shit outside those situations.

Shuten best oni.

Not even close.

I wouldn't mind her nearly so much if her shoes weren't the dumbest thing to come out of Japan this decade,

because hating on her is quite literally picking on a retard, its just an asshat thing to do.

Is there anything interesting about Apocrypha?

Because she's dumb and can be easily manipulated

Seeing a retarded autistic child fumble around and throw tantrums is fun. Also, Sawashiro.

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>everyone

you mean apoc bandwagon fans right

Who'd even be the better bro? I know Lancer is chill, but Archer can cook and do house chores. Both could help you pick up chicks, but Lancer might steal one or two.

Mode Red has a great ass

>all those complaining about lancer spooks

maybe if you re-rolled for Liz or used that free ticket on her, you wouldn't be faced with this problem, huh?

Bet your feeling that egg on your face now, aren't you?

>but Lancer might steal one or two.

but Cú is a total bro, EMIYA on the other hand is a complete untrustworthy asshole.

Because she smells like roses next to the shitshow of Sieg/Astolfo/Jeanne

I've got a np2 Liz in my second archive.

How about you choke on my dick, piece of shit.

But I did and she won't piss off.

good taste anons

Jannu's big sweaty tits drenched by draconic semen.

There is.
That's why people are so upset about Sieg Squad taking all the focus.

Mordred and Kairi have amazing chemistry
Achilles and Chiron being on opposite wars
The contrast between Atalanta wish and Jack's existence while also being on opposite sides of the war
Amakusa and Semiramis relationship

Just from the top of my head.

I want Liz because she's good and CUTE!

happy snek

the superior reptile in this thread of mexi-lizards

I want Liz to show up and give me 4 more monuments so I can max ascend and grail her but she won't

Keep rolling obviously, what are you? some kind of poor person?

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How do you think it feels like to hate that shitty trap which is even more hyped?

Fuck off Liz. I already have enough monuments to max ascend the better lancer.

best snek being best

>better lancer
>literally a dude
LOL

No one actually likes Astolfo. He's just the flavor of the month.

>wants to get rid of my jp account for a jannu/seibah US account
>doesn't want to have 2 US accounts

I don't necessarily dislike Astolfo. He's just a horny plot device, and is decently cute. Sieg on the other hand is a fucking faggot.

They are amusing Frenemies in F/HA

The fishing scene was hilarious.

Astolfo is here to stay

>put Aoi Yuuki in the game
>make her lewd, slutty and drunk
>call her an Oni

10/10 devs.

Spicy Snek thread

>femdom dumb loli
Breaking her would be nice, but I'd rather have a bro who I can count on. She's also treacherous.

How long till we get the revamped moves and NP?
I'm really digging lizzie's JP NP.
youtube.com/watch?time_continue=4&v=mcS-Ee3yfkA

Liz a shit

Bringing it back

Come back in a few months when his show is over and people have moved on to whatever the FotM of Extra will be.

>Can't even give you a handjob because of those disgusting nails
Shit-tier

>people rolling in this gacha
Why? Tell me your secrets.

This one would be even more enjoyable to break, since she has high self-confidence and has a much better body.

If you grail and impregnate your servants, will they insist that they keep on fighting since they have superhuman bodies, or will they take it easy from then on? This is important.

Jesus, that's real fucking good.

Send vibes for 1 more Archer Monument. I don't care about getting him to 90 today, I just don't want to fall behind by not having Gil at 80 at least.

Liz's claws are even more disgusting. She doesn't even have fingers.

>heels
>wants a handjob

Wrong fetish

Not him but check out the differences here

youtube.com/watch?v=eSahvVVYu5I

The quality of the regular attacks is another level

I'd rather be the one wearing the heels desu

>no tail
>no handlebars (all-natty/thick)
>no class

DROPPED

>it will take at least a year to bring the revamped moves and NP to he NA version

why even bother

youtube.com/watch?v=eSahvVVYu5I

thinkgaming.com/app-sales-data/175668/fategrand-order-english/

PRAISE JANNU

Astolfo's popularity explosion isn't even because of Apocrypha, it's because he put on a schoolgirl uniform in FGO

Thanks guys!

Obviously he was our guy, but can he be crowned King of Pirates? I can see him standing up to the likes of Iskandar and Altria.

>Atalanta will never get an update like this
Fuck you DW

>has control over a bunch of magical chains and torture tools
>never uses them in her attack animations
Update Carmilla already DW.

>Only the most nimble are summoned as lancer.
>Liz
Is she actually fast? Can she move as fast as the blue man in a real Grail war? I can't picture anything but her waddling forward, trying to poke you.

Depends on the servant. Nero and Tamamo would probably just want to live with you till the end, same for Jannu and Jalter.

wew lad

Who is the strongest mommy?

>almost 60k for fucking Jeanne, d'Eon, and Sumanai.
Seriously? I'm scared what will happen when Okita-Scat-Jack arrives.

>Agility: B
She is one of the slowest lancers around

Fuck off Gudako

So when does 1/2 AP end?

Pray Apoc anime increases her popularity.

Will Marie ever get an update? She's one of the shittiest NPs of the game. Animationwise I mean.

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JANNU

How is this even a question?

Jannu is normie candy

Hol up. Since Liz has dragon blood, would she technically be a lot more attracted to the dragon dick?

psychguides.com/guides/compulsive-gambling-symptoms-causes-and-effects/

And doomposters said no one would roll on this banner.

Raikou. Isn't she an Oni too?

>need archer and lancer monuments
>Use up all my AP after waking up and get a refill from leveling up
>get one archer monument and never fought liz once