/twg/ - Total War General

Not sure that's entirely right there champ

Do you like black coffee or tea?

It's dogshit though.

I reckon newer players will be more miffed at how underwhelming guns seem then they are relieved that you don't have to give a shit about what you do with them.

Archaon is actually pretty solid in combat. It's just the powercreep of every new lord having a 'FUCK YOU' ability.

>Grombrindal flash bomb
>Vlad illusion
>orc prophet voodoo

Archaon needs something similar.

what will happen if that birb eats that thing?

>go insult someone on their profile
>get insulted back
>help im a victim
this game is full of children

its hard but possible, only niggers have the secret

any custom battle/mp changes of note?
Do you have a yt channel?
Do you get anything similar to boris/the red duke for finishing a campaign as norsca?

>It literally takes 3 shots to kill a single empire spearman.
With BS3 and S4vsT3 it's 50% to hit and 66% to wound. 3 shots to kill. QED.

I'm a nigger :D

i am a whore, proof

black coffee, I'm american, not a bing bong

is it the 10th in bongistan yet?

not for another 20 hours

>ally attacks my fucking vassal

fucking twats

nothing I can tell about MP yet as there is no one to really play with. Will note that the special units given to the norscans at the end of their "god" lines do not appear in multiplayer.

no YT, I'm an "influencer" whatever the fuck that means

than you good sir, should know :)

>CA specifically giving you a copy so you can shill for them on /twg/

I bet at least a few CA employees lurk here

>tfw probably posting with grace
fucking slut

>implying there isn't also accuracy in TWW and it's not 3 shots making contact that kill an empire spearmen

>I'm an "influencer" whatever the fuck that means

Like some super shill?

wouldn't be surprised... Veeky Forums is a good marketing tool and focus group, despite obvious mental handicap

kinda. but more just an authentic fan of the game and am working towards another IP project with games workshop. There's a lot of crossover

Age of Shillmar game confirmed?

is it a 40k game or a WHFB game?

An actual shill who may be able to give us info as soon as he gets it, as opposed to a false flag, fanboy, or some one that just wants to talk about the game but gets dog-piled anyways.

not a game actually

A porno???
Will it have Aletta Ocean?

Oh shit it's a movie?

You managed to get Mel Gibson for the Orion role?

When does Norsca + this new patch come out?

how do i become a shill? i want my pre-access stuff

the 10th

unless you are a yter, in which case you get early access to it so that you can shill it for free to your audience

1 day and 14 hours.
Make sure you have enough free space on your hard disk available for the patch!

this

as long as im not shilling shitty early access games I dont care

Thanks, guys! The OP didn't have dates.

youtube.com/watch?v=h9PJDjE_I9g

>looks no different
>lose 5 fps anyway

My name is Pete

Will you kill me?

Hi Pete

You got money?

Kill me, Pete

no

Sleep tight, Pete

>tfw the nightmare is finally over

>Trolls

...

cucked

>He want to die before Bannerlord

New starting location when?

>his new skill tree gives him regen

He might end up being better than grimgor, even with the buffs grimgor is getting

>lore of death
>wyvern
>regen

>orc big uns

nah a tv show when it gets sold, fingers crossed Gotrek and Felix will be sold within the next year.

actually a lot of work and being access on social boards, even if it's plebbit. that reach goes farther than you think. Just do that and work in media on the side

>ROR
do they have a cool down now?

I don't give a HOOT about mountain blade

its never coming out

knowing my luck it will only come out after im dead so might as well make the world a better place, yknow

yup, 10 turns, here is a screen

whats a fun army to play in campaign That isn't beastmen

Prove it.
Iirc there was an user who claimed that there will be Gotrek and Felix tv show few threads before.
Maybe it's him if he isn't lying.

Dawi

nobody

the campaign mechanics suck

I'd love to see Trollslayer and Skavenslayer, but after that the series gets a little less humorous sadly.

Nothing can beat the Gotrek Amnessia arc.

Does anyone know what bongo'clock we are likely to get Norsca and the ROR?

Norsca will be the only fun campaign until they update all the other factions.

I just got the game a week ago, finished one Dawi campaign and got about halfway into a WoC one before i realized how dogshit it was.
Playing a beastmen one right now but every lord is holed up inside their fortress aside from the greenskins

i've literally never been this hyped before i am literally shaking in my pants right for august 10

nice. hopefully that should stop spam

rollin

>even in a new big update to flesh out characters and factions, Azhag still gets the shortest end of the stick
Poor fucker can't catch a break.

ive lost the will to be hype about anything

even being alive

are people this excited for norsca? to me it just seems like a small filler update while i wait for the second game

i'll get bored if it in three days then wonder where new stuff is

It's
>STUFF
Glorious fucking stuff, that and I think we are all keen to get a breath of fresh air, especially when the campaigns keep getting better with every new faction

It looks like everything I want from a warhammer faction until Ogres, so I am quite hype.

You know what to do

it's not just Norsca
it's the minor update for the various factions plus all new RoRs
everything is revitalized user, everything!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He does seem a lot better now
Too bad he still doesnt start with the goddamn crown

EVERYTHING?????????
YOU MEAN MIDDENL-
WAIT

already have, see above

we're aware of that. We'd be working with william king to revitalize some of the later arcs. we'd start with skavenslayer and make trollslayer and their meeting more flashbacks.

Looking into a new laptop to replace my 4 year old one. How pricey would it be to get a good enough laptop to play total warhammer 2 on low settings relatively smoothly?

Also how fun and effective is a goblin/night goblin army online?

Talking squigs, trolls, giants, arachnarok, night gobbos and fanatic type army.

every single playable faction!!!!!!!!
almost every single playable faction

And I just now realized his gobbo archers are gone. Bittersweet in regards to memes, but he really needed the extra umph.

>goblin/night goblin army online

fun? Yes. Effective? No. If you are good you can win, but gobbos have no answers for flying cycle charging lords or armored cav, + their magic is kind of shit since CA nerfed sneaky stabbin into the ground

while this makes me sad as I won't be able to have an instant defense army at the last minute in two different cities, this was a needed nerf

>856 hours in game
>now I'm going to have to try every campaign again at least once with each of the altered lords.
Well it'll give me something to do until WH2 is out.

How many of this assholes armies have to disappear in the desert (including his god-emperor) for him to realize this was a bad idea? Why can't he just fuck off and let me be spice-vikings.

>tfw no Knightly orders of the Empire unit pack DLC

THE GODS HAVE ABANDONED US

>shit streamers get early access
>paying customers have to wait

yeah, yeah, I know why CA does it but it still pisses me off.

funny how little impact it has for the DLCs

The special needs kids get extra time in exams too mate

I know they reduced the recruitment cost of minotaurs, but did they also reduce their MA, MD, and/or WS with that upkeep reduction?

I fucking hope they didn't ;_;

It's not all bad user. I won the Wood Elves dlc from a twitch streamer in a giveaway.

Thanks man. Nah thats cool. I know skarsnik doesnt do too bad with his giant skewer.

Would you know if any laptops I could buy which could run this game?