Oh user yeah i'm so excited for our date tonight

100hp of fury, buckle up, bitch.

The big ass truck

"I've been driving the same korean shitbox for a year, hun. What, do you think I'm able to buy anything without asking you first?"

>wow, aren’t firebirds really fast?
Yeah, it’s got a 3800 Buick baby
>wait, a Buick engine?
Yeah, I did an engine swap a while back, the 3800 is how much horse power it has
>omg that’s so cool!!!

Every time.

you can't miss me, i'm in the mutt cutt

Actually one of the quickest ways to filter worthwhile women

Lemme finish delivering some tofu first

>riding in friend's shitbox v6 catfish
>engine sounds like an angry hair dryer
>sounds like this shitty noise is piped directly to the cabin

The smug French car
>it looks weird have you done something to it or....
Yeah a few things
>you know it's kinda loud in this car!!!
*smashes gas pedal does 60 to 160 in 2 seconds
>*pussy explodes with moisture and have to get new buckets from the pool of snatch juice that has pooled up

2009 Honda Civic Ex-L

Bitches love leather and sunroofs, but if she don't appreciate the VTEC, she can walk

>V6

Is it automatic too?

Is that the 2zz engine? How you like it and how are your cats

>mfw

>young
>cute
>girl
I don’t want to live in a world where that passes for any of those things

They're both silver

I'm in that slammed slow mobile baby err I mean subarbro

>just so you know, I have an sti
>that's not a problem, is it?

>Oh no user that's totally fine
>I've actually been wondering how to tell you about my herpes

Yeah I'm in the best van, it's red and black.

>t. already dead

A K11 Micra. If you still willing, then it means you are into me not into my car. Otherwise - fuck off, I won't ever show you my other car.

>2005 QX56
It's nice enough, hopefully she doesn't see the 250,000 miles on the odometer. My gf drives a base model Rogue, I think I'm fine.

Used to have a silver and black one with (what looked to be) large window netting whose patterns HAD to have been from a tea cozy and dyed as such, with some gold and white tassles on the back door. If the tassles are tassl'in...

Flatmate wrapped it around a tree in 97, never really forgave that guy.

gotta make sure you're not going to puke on my seats before I let you near anything nice.

ayyy actually-races-mr2 bro
Tell me bout rollbar? What is it and can it be undone without damaging the car? Does it protec?

If you're racing the car, modifications from installing a roll bar should be the last of your worries.
The damage you're doing to the drive train and chassis by racing it is much more than a potential body patch from a welded rollbar.

no, fuck off busrider

So you want to be able to sell it in a few years and claim it was never raced.
Dank.

>oh no user there is a straight going on
>do not press gasoline button or the car will literally fall to pieces
>oh no take that corner slow or the engine will throw a rod!!!!
this is how retarded you sound right now

t. has never raced a car

Rx7 brap machine?

I've got a european luxury car! No, I won't be driving it because it's from the '80s and doesn't run. Look out for my mom's Prius.

>dark green ford taurus
>SHO
depends on if she likes fast acceleration

No, that's how retarded YOU sound because that's what you're extrapolating from this. Fucking moron.
If you've set it up as 'a track xDDD car', leave it as such and ham up the 'gains'.

People don't buy MR2's, miatas et el for their practicality anymore, or ever.

I hope she likes benchracing

the one quietly brapping at the back of the lot

>Hehe user, my aunt drives a twingo too

Lame.
Post your car.

>mfw when your actually broken down across the street

too real

4u

yeah its the blue sedan with gold wheels towards the back, if you're still having trouble tell me and I'll blow some fat clouds out the window

I didn't know they did an ST sedan with gold wheels.

>hopefully she doesn't see the 250,000 miles on the odometer

Why would it matter?

I have a 2009 Prado with 300k miles

It's an aw11 mr2, a little sporty boxy looking car. It sounds like a race car, because I had a v6 swap, destroked to 2.5L for rally regulations and maximum rpms. Dont worry about the snow babe, I got 4wd since I mounted a mt75 upside down.

>Nice mitshibushi you have! I like it!

A silent moment for our rotary brapping bois

I'd give them a redline salute, but I can't actually start it...

PO had an exhaust leak right off the ACV and it burnt the engine harness. Somehow it still ran with all the wires shorted together, it just couldn't give me diagnostic codes.

>tfw you are cooking and the site won't let you upload on mobile

I'm in the Subaru sedan, cause I love animals and shit.

It's loud cause I like to warn them that I'm coming so they won't get run over.

>Hope you like being comfy while going kinda slow, bb. I know it’s loud but it’s only a 250.
>tfw they actually like it

the black sedan
>cant post pic

>in the black Porsche
She won't tell that's the cheap '02 Boxster

"Yeah its the shitty gray dodge ram with the busted up truck bed"

>women don't care that your truck is shitty/cheap if you're masculine enough

test

I drift up in my ae86, duh.
Nothing makes a her wetter than a twin cam16 valve engine screaming at redline as you take off.

Am i bagged

>yiffeh
Kek

Depends on the chick.
I have ultimate commie shitbox, and what's more "not real Trabant" version (with 1.1 VW engine instead of two stroke).
Some will say that it is cute car and will be interested.
Also I no fear of compensating anything.

>what car are you picking me up in?
Just a Toyota Camry desu, nothing special.

Women only care a vehicle is clean and in good condition.

Men buy cars to impress other men, gay or straight. Don't kid yourself. Social skills cost less than a car and pay off through life. Someone should design a gayme to teach realistic interaction with (whatever you want sum fuk).

1.3l Diesel Fiat

Because I'm a practical, masculine guy who likes torque and fuel economy, but I also have a sporty Italian flare in me.

now with picture!

look for the red car with the pop up headlights an excessive rust

The shiny dark blue sports car with a loud idle

Should probably replace the a/c hose and heater core before I take anyone around in it though. The climate control is currently the windows up or down.

peugeot 205 gti

in the incomplete 50s mopar

some kind of weird dodge stratus

>I'm in the porsche
:^)

Get in the tray slut

...

first date with gf of 4 years, basically same as pic with the additions of
>leaking fuel line right near the fuel rail- smellogasolina
>shot to shit exhaust, take in dem fumes
>clackety lifters
>lowered because new low-chink springs were cheaper than to replace the old snapped ones
>even tried to slightly run over an old gyp woman because the old cunt was trying to jaywalk

she wasnt surprised about the fact that i drove an old bmw, thought i was a psycho about the old gypsy incident. had a great time though.

atleast now that E30 is almost done being restored.

>atleast now that E30 is almost done being restored
i salute you

reminder that you should pick a girl up in the cheapest vehicle you own

sorry love, I happen to be here with my MOTORCYCLE. I only have one helmet though, so you can ride behind me with the wind in your face or I can give you the helmet if you're too much of a pussy bitch.
I'll rev it so you can hear where you need to come.

>implying woman actually care and wont just ask what color car you have.

Yeah, I'm in my cruiser, you can't miss me

...

holy fuck, you suck at shoveling snow

jokes on you I hate talking to women

Looks like a sretched Evo

WORKS EVERY TIME user

master ace? boy you better masturbate with that shitbox

The black miata, I'll have to move my hair dryers and dildos into my trunk before you get in so give me a sec

>the 2013 lexus IS
>yeah it's the base model 250
>wait where you going?
It's fine for me dammit.

im the big red station wagon. cant miss it... oh its alright i had other plans too

I used get out and walk up to them because most of the girls i date didnt know what a newer pontiac gto was. Now i just take my 3 series instead. Its less awkward this way.

It's only a 5 year old lexus, who the fuck would walk away? That's almost upper middle class level.

>oh yeah I'm in the old toyota