/palg/ - Paladins General

I had some success on him today, I wouldn't say he was amazing, but he's okay. Felt pretty balanced.
I used BULK UP with Deep Breath 2, Rapid Sustain 4, Reconstruction 3, Vigor 2, Stomping Ground 1. Recovery was pretty much up 90% of the time

Buff

Wait you're allow to stream whatever you want music want?

FeyRazzle? I swear, everytime I tune in to his stream he's screaming ult lines for some reasons.

Which character seems to be having the most fun/enjoying themselves?

a disgusting dyke

is her samurai skin any good?

Androxus, obviously.

Best tank

Amazing senpai.

a strong futa warrior

Nando, Tyra, Zhin.

That's his "schtick"
Can't stand it personally, but looks like lots of people love that shit.

youtube.com/watch?v=ArqD1S5b6sg
Would you?

>Androxus being more giddy than Torvald or Pip's default emote as he spooks the battlefield

Didn't know I needed this

Not a dyke, just a strung wymin that can protecc, and yes the skin is amazing it goes well with normal vp tho

My brothers i salute you

>win against a hacker kinessa
level 20 kinessa with bot like movements and godlike aim
sure buddy
this is what you get for making the requirement level 15. bunch of shitters toggling hacks without a care of getting banned

Is there ANY champion that can beat Fernando when he's serious, he has amigos standing behind him, and there's a princess in distress?

A huggable armor babe.

Makoa probably could

Another Fernando
with more amigos
and 2 princesses in distress

My favorite, even if she isn't Veeky Forums. Gotta say Hi-Rez made a lot of girls I like, they even got me to think a tall lady made of stone is cute.

Jackie Chan, holding a baby, in a ladder factory.
And he's not looking for trouble.

I want to spend every single remaining day of my life with her. I can't express just how much I love her.
Let's talk about the game. How is that ranked coming along, anons?

Why do I get matched with complete cocksmoking retards? Guy picks second support on a single tank comp and goes afk immediately, one goes I MAIN SKYE and locks in without so much as a warning, the only tank is a mouthbreathing torvald who does nothing but call the team noobs and rats, what the fuck have I done to deserve this?

dragons fury

What the fuck did I just watch

link some good ying porn

Provisionals were a disaster, landed in gold, later got promoted to plat 2. I'm not touching ranked until all pros are in masters so I won't be matched against them.

Fucking hell the comments are so retarded, and because of the SJW outrage we won't get the same kind of skin for androxus

Got into plat 2,2 next games had throwers.

They probably only threw because they didn't know how to drophack.

>NOT YET AMIGO

Yeah, I'm starting to ban Fernando from now on

Sick of that fucking faggot. More annoying than a Willo

git gud

sub 2k shitter telling people to git gud

I understand the frustration, but it's not a reason to call him names.

>baning fernando
Git gud

> is her samurai skin any good?
She literally says "Idiot, it's not that I wanted to protect you or something... "

My mainfu, I love frontliners and her kit made me fall in love with a bunch of pixels.

Also who's who /palg/?

stealth changes in 56
>Andy's revolver spins the cylinder faster
>Maeve's daggers throwing sequence is tighter
>Viktor's weapon sound changed back to the old one
some weapons like engineer barik's and viktor's non standard weapons have no sound effect.

...

Still haven't done them yet since I'm fairly new and there's some heroes I haven't even touched in casual matches. Of course I'll probably just end up playing a lot of front liners or supports like I've done in other games.

So you won't get demoted until your TP hits 0 and then you lose 5 matches in a row?

>Announcer Evie just bullies you
oh

>Play Frontline
>dps cant aim worth shit
>Play dps
>no frontline
suffering

you forgot the most bullshit change of them all

hey, what did you say?

Skye in Tracer's spot, Kinessa on Mercy's, Maeve on D.Va's, Lian on Symmetra's, Ying on Mei's, Replicant Ying on Widowmaker's.

nvr forget nvr forgive

Inara either needs more ammo or make each stone hit for 300

From what I've gathered it only applies right after you move up a rank.
So like every time you get promoted, the next 5 games are safe to lose, no demotion even if you lose

Nando as Tracer, Sha Lin as Mercy, Pip as D.va, Lex as Symmetra, Buck as Mei, BK as Widowmaker.

Or needs to fire faster, like Ying

that's way more lewd

>meanwhile, you can still see Kunoichi Skye's pantsu
Not fair.

>yfw the game doesn't have that many R34.

I hope the game gets popular enough to have more R34.

True, but now I can imagine her wearing nothing at all underneath

unf

She doesn't wear anything with any other skin. Only hemlock does.

how about no? she already has higher DPS than Makoa. when they make it easy for shitters to play everything you get things like Fernando and Lian, it feels cheesy as fuck playing them because you know you didn't get those kills by out playing the other players.

>pros banning fernando
>high elo players banning nando
>shitter here thinks he is gud because he does not ban nando
yeah gotta ban that willo right

>bought 7/8 helios chests like a good goy
>got literally everything i wanted
for once i dont feel completely jewed by buying lootboxes

how do you buy 7 eighths of a chest

>3 aimbotters on the enemy team
>they lose
>I get called the hacker because I somehow have "superior" hacks

Even if it gets popular, there won't be much r34 since not a lot of people are willing to pay commissions for porn of a free to play game. That's why OW has a metric ton of r34 for each character, a lot of people can pay 5$ to see their waifu from the 60$ game they paid for getting their ass ripped by a negro

Or ash

...

Ash is confirmed tsundere
see

>not Cassie, Kinessa, Maeve, Skye, Ying, Evie

New Grohk skin leaked.

seven out of the 8 you can buy ;^)

Oh gosh...

She needs the shitty slow from her attack to be straight up removed or at least tuned better

Removed yes, she is already slower than a turtle.

Jesus christ, I hate the matchmaking so much
currently 2 wins, 7 looses.
Only once was the loss a good match, the rest was with either
a) team picking 3 flankers, 1 damage and 1 support (I got to choose first)
b) toxic cunt that chooses Kinessa because enemy team banned Androxous and left the game right after, leaving us with CPU Kinessa in our team
c) me picking frontliner followed by 3 team members picking 3 supporters (Grohk, Grover and Ying). Bonus points for when the Grohk player is level 1
d) Only support declaring that he wont heal us because "he wants to train flank Serris". He was level 3 Serris.
e) decent team comp but horrible players that never wait, never group up, and always are everywhere but on the point

I fucking hate this game. Im so fucking done with this shit.
I will wait a week before attempting again because right now, this is bad matchmaking heaven.

I had this weird bug. After using reversal i was stuck in third person. I could shoot and aiming was fine too. Kinda like pubg-h1z1 third person but model is still in the middle. It got fixed after using reversal. Third person looked kinda OP desu.

>Lex chasing me when im low
>misses every single shot
>activates auto aim for the kill
fuck lex shitters

>Those dislikes
Hi-rez makes a Gay skin and these faggots still aren't pleased.

out
fucking
played

>he wants to train flank Serris
holy shit, does this kind of stuff really happen?

Comp matchmaking doesn't take into account casual elo so it's totally random.

paladins.gamepedia.com/media/paladins.gamepedia.com/e/e7/Flak_Skin01_SP_Ability2_2.ogg

Ranked is pure fucking cancer right now,literally every match has a thrower or a hacker in it.

I play in Latam, one of the most common bans I've seen is Skye.

I can see that happening

So what you're saying is I should have risked going against the pro memestacks yesterday instead of waiting for them to cycle out.

I didnt take a screenshot of this but I did happen. I reported him so if I can somehow review the report, I can screenshot that for proof. If that counts for something..

Probably,I did placements yesterday and went 12-3.Literally the only decent games I've had.

>only items in helios chest I don't own is the nando skin+weapon and the buck skin+weapon
>buy 2 chests
>get both nando's skin and weapon

thank you rng gods

Not that guy, but I had that one person on enemy team that tried to pull double support with flank Seris and their team fucking crumbled as soon as we stacked caut 3.

Which Paladins character will get the gay skin?
Sha Lin? Tyra? Androxus? Ying?