Why haven't you purchased a Corvette™ yet Veeky Forums?

Why haven't you purchased a Corvetteā„¢ yet Veeky Forums?

>3x more warranty than any other supercar
>Faster than GT-R for half price
>Pulls more G's than a million dollar Porsche 918
>More LeMans wins than Ford GT
>Looks as good or better than [insert latest model] Ferrari, Porsche, Aston Martin
>Delicious FI variably timed V8 power
>Honda-Civic-tier 37 MPG
>Dat sweet exhaust note perfection
>Taunt god
>Starts at only $50k

Objectively the best performance value in automotive history, ever.

Sorry I don't fuck my siblings Dale

watch as Prez/o/ ragequits/spergs after this image

cuz it's slower than a gt

brutal

Probably because I'm broke as fuck and could MAYBE afford a C4 if I saved for a while.

Because I already beat one in the toe-gay with my RX-8 and don't feel like downgrading.

I'm a pilot.

But I have. The best thing about it is how much it makes yurosoys rage. Their $12,000,000 16HP cuckmobiles can never compete with the apex product of American capitalism.

are these good daily drivers? I can only afford one car, and i've been thinking about getting a C5 Vette

I own a C5 Z06 and drive it every day in the summer. There really isn't a better experience for the price (18-23k). It's a beautiful car that beats 450k yuropoor vehicles hands down.

I drove one and liked it a lot. If you're in an area with no snow I suppose it could be a daily.

I'd drive it all year if I lived farther south.

Also, yellow is the patrician choice for anyone looking.

>More LeMans wins than Ford GT
GMfangirls have to lie to themselves.

c4 a cool
c5 seems like the best bang for cars nowadays
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those rims are sweet.

>this assblasted

>37mpg

...

because if i had 110k to buy a car i'd get a Porsche

>buying german
>ever

might end up buying a used one with the z51 package

german cars are trash. everything from Germany is shit and unreliable

buy american or japanese if you want a good product

Did you finally hit puberty?

>not pewter
1800 come on now

Here is my FRC

yea when your balls dropped dude

clean af

>Clean wheels, warranty void
>Leave brake dust on wheels, warranty void

>too heavy
>not interesting enough
>shit fanbase
>GM

>the apex product of American capitalism.

top kek

i have embraced my sexuality and dont feel the need to buy an obnoxious boomermobile to try to prove how not gay i am.

i also enjoy corners

its not, viper is the only true american super car.
Corvette is just a boomer toy to hang chrome on

>viper is
more like viper was kek

You DO know they're making a new Viper, right? And it's still got the 8-and-a-half-liter V10.

lol no they aren't, FCA is going to split

The corvette will always be just a redneck ferrari. Even if it is faster and cheaper its still not worth having unless you are 50+ lbs overweight and dip skole.

sauce

My apologies, same Viper different day. And yeah, that V10 can be as big as they want it to be, still doesn't crack 700 stock. an LSX454R is upwards of 800 on a carburetor and in a $15k crate engine

LS engines can't run 5's

Ford wins again

someone post denied shifts