How would one go about opening an online sex shop?

What's the catch? Does it arrive in a box decorated with penises so the postman knows how liberated and modern you are?

They claim "discreet" shipping. I would prefer the dick box though

inb4 cumbox reference

trimming armor for free

As a dickfarmer i can tell you that practice makes perfect and youtube is your friend should you choose to venture down this path.

Youtube "silicone mold making"

They sell perv shaped silicone ice trays that are food safe and work great for candys, mints, and chocolates.

Bonus points for researching the high temp silicones and extra elastic for different kinds.

One dildo making bunch of gals online just makes a plaster of paris mold and pours silicone in and jerks the fucker out without splitting it or anything.

They also sell silicone dick molds you should be able to cast silicone and suck into.

I made about a 6 inch dick candle with one.

The world is your playground op. You can either listen to your oleb classmates and teachers or do like i did, climb on top of the jungle gym and tell everyone to fuck off.

(True story, i did that. No regrets.)

Peace!

Only use metal

Why?

lol

Don't open a sex shop. Because banks give you trouble with it.

What kind of trouble?

WTB Christmas cracker 2bil trade me faggot

Christmas crackers aren't worth shit in old school kiddo, you need to get with the new school old school

I feel like getting one but I'm scared.

you just want it because it has a butterfly on it

Its a very long and very hard story. N-nohomo.

So dont use a bank. Use cedit union or orivate or peer 2 peer loan. Maybe even venture caoital if u can take your biggest product without lube.

Dropshipping

Yeah...OP is going to raise venture capital to sell dildos. Good fucking luck.

If an autist like Zuckerberg can raise money why can't an autist on Veeky Forums so it

At least zuckerberg was a jew

You sound very anti-semitic, user

I take it back you are not anti-semitic

>Its a very long and very hard story. N-nohomo.
MAXIMUM KEK. THESE FUCKERS JUST PICKED THE CHEAPEST SHIT ON ALIEXPRESS.

AHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHA

how did we get to talking about jews we were talking about runescape

Did anyone else really not wince at "sex toy culture"?

it's Veeky Forums so no

>wincing at sex toy culture

Clearly you cannot appreciate the beauty of our ways, get out.

Kek

it's not funny m8

Use crypto to fund your sex toy shop. Imagine a crypto currency based sex shop

when open bazaar 2 comes out that will be huge. super discreet

OB2 won't be out until june

That's only 3 month lol. Plus the beta is out and OP could post on OB1 to see how it goes

That's true but version 1 isn't really usable atm. Plus all the ether kids are butthurt they aren't accepting it

Why bother with selling it to other people? Sell it right back to the people giving it to you for free!

no of course not, the toys come in individual unmarked boxes shaped like two giant spheres and a cylinder

If you make your own, it better fucking be body safe and nontoxic

I wonder how many shampoo/hairspray bottles are shaped and ribbed like dicks just to entice women that are too cowardly to buy dildos.

>powered by shopify
>free but shipping is more than what Aliexpress charges
They sure know how to jew feminism for all its worth

I wish I could jew liberals and feminists like that

>implying feminists buy sextoys
>implying they even acknowledge sex is a thing

Aren't those cheapo sex toys full of carcinogens and other nasty stuff due to the chinesium they use to make it?