League of Legends General - /lolg/

Guys please do me a favor and in this thread, only post small, cute, preferably fluffy things. Like Poppy's hair or Ahri's tails or Annie with Tibbers.

For instance, Poppy's hair in this picture: big, poofy, and fluffy.

Thank you for your cooperation.

xth for Syndra

Ok

I have 6.6k IP,
5, 7, and 3 designate which champs I buy until I run out

We all know it's going to be Arcade or an elemental skin.

Watch this fucking elo hack:

1. Pick ADC/Midlane
2. Actually hit stuff
3. Win the game

Can't BELIEVE how easily games are won with this trick.

riot balance team is composed by 5 baboons

Kled

I'm going to post Azir instead.

What about Death Blossom

How do I hit my right clicks?

How did I get so lucky?

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True Alpha Male of Toplane Yorick

Star Guardian Kayn

na picks ResidentSleeper

You know how you CS by using your fingers to push the right mouse button down while moused over a low-health minion? (Assuming Gold or above)

You just do that, but you hover your mouse over enemy towers or champions instead.

120 pound gay twinkboys are ONLY allowed to play support for big, manly players like myself

No exceptions

Why do girls pretend to like this game?

>guaranteed
Why is that? Even Zed doesn't have one and he doesn't have an already all-red form.
I would be excited to see how they do Rhast in BM without making it too similar at a distance.
Shadow Assassin will probably end up looking better in a Blood Moon skin, but it's harder to play so it'll hardly be used.

Project for the sake of matching with Zed (or lorewise opposing him as a free agent?) is something I see as more likely.
But this take the cake, especially since he's supposed to be a jungler. I am 100% behind a flora-type demon.
Or maybe it'll be Elderwood and one of them will be representing flora more and one fauna more.

You just lost the game

inb4 don't rework morde

xth for breast metal waifu

xth for delete early image spam

Son of a bitch.

this.
>girl says she "likes" the game
>proceeds to not play the game by picking sona or janna

Candy Kayn with a giant candy cane as his scythe

I feel like Bloodmoon Zed will be a legendary next year.

He's one of Riot's favorites clearly and with almost every ionian champion getting a bloodmoon skin (On top of him only getting serious skins so far) he's borderline set-up for a legendary Bloodmoon skin seeing as how his last skin was championship last year.

Sorry user I didn't know
Would also post an ahri image.

would you lewdify this yordle?

>Candy Kayn
Why don't you work for Riot?

>mfw gf plays Volibear, Xayah, and Teemo

Get fucked nerds.

How to kite? Is using a hotkey easier than clicking like a madman?

I already fuck Lulu every night why would I lewd her even more

>TFW been thinking about an ADC that is ranged through use of telekinetic chains
It's actually more refined than lul2chainz, but it's not worth hearing about yet.

easy
riot "balances" the game to a certain meta per season,
they hate when champs are played or excell at roles they werent designed and proceed to gut whatever made them good at that role so whenever you see X its always in its main role
the balance team is made of retarded goldfish

About time

Instead of releasing new champs how about making half of the garbage ones viable

>one tooth
this will never not bother me

click away from thing running at you
either right-click or attack move click them
repeat

>being a pedophile

It's called a fang, user.

Can I play Poppy support?

>Nasus 4/55 in terms of popularity toplane

Fucking cunts leave my main alone

one lonely fang though? i hate it

yordles are carnivorous?

or are they vampires and thats why the yordlefags are multiplaying? they are being bitten and converted?

O-okay...

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I know the feel user. I used to be the only Poppyfag here. Now I don't even post Poppy any more cause a ton of other people started posting her as of recent.

I'll support my big sister with my 140-pound self, exceptionally so, and there's nothing you can do about it.

I second this.
Wholeheartedly.

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Furthest I've gotten so far is an interview on the animation team friendo. and linkedIN with the lead animator Rory Alderton, Ghost Crawler, and the guy who animated Zed, Draven, and Zyra. Its been fun trying but I'm pursuing other avenues right now.

Welcome to the fotm train. Expect Nasus at worlds because I doubt Riot is going to be doing any guttings before then. Then again it also depends on who brings him out, if its Koreans, he'll be everywhere. If it's Brazil, he'll be stomped on.

So Hibari from Hitman Reborn without the Tonfa part?

>ranked
>see guy chooses ww top
>what the fuck
>check stats
>its an unranked noob
>dodge the shit out of there
>-10 lp
>30 min penalty
nice game lolbaboons

>ywn hypnotize ezreal into thinking he's your cute, submissive gf...

I need to fap the 4th reply determines which pic I fap to for the next week.

Can you guys give me some good igns that combine a champions name with a bands name?

Fleetwood Zac was taken

how do you build master dunk nowadays?

>Expect Nasus at worlds because I doubt Riot is going to be doing any guttings before then. Then again it also depends on who brings him out, if its Koreans, he'll be everywhere. If it's Brazil, he'll be stomped on.

Nobody knows how to play him even if he is basic as fuck, people are fucking retarded he will not be picked at worlds because lmao splitpushing in competitive also he can be dived by a coordinated team since like minute 2

>already says Agreed whenever you tell him what to do in game
>he's literal beta material

Lux is too used to being surrounded by super muscular MEN to take a little beta twink like that into account for her spouse.

He'll make a good gay best friend though.

Poppy's hammer is heavier than your whole body so no

Get a real man's body if you wanna be treated like one

are there any fics where ez gets pounded by manly men?

1. I do need to watch that show one day
2. There is just one melee weapon involved
3. Hibari uses something more like wires, no?

you know the answer

8300ip

who do i get?

Azir__________

But I don't want to be treated like a man i want to be treated like a cute support!

Your deception is despicable. Delete this.

Why is Volibear and Singed allowed to flip each other?
This defies physics.

what are your roles, user?

I hate team liquid so goddamn much

Kled or Camille, both of them are fun as hell

But to play Camille you need skill

how come elise is not popular at lower elos?

What Pool Party Fiora chroma is the best?

I only like one player on P1 but I still want them to throw TL into the abyss of NACS.

are you a cute support?

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yes

i normally jungle and support, but i've already got my free ranked skin so im trying out all roles for fun

The cutest supports give me free access to their bodies at all times

i dont believe you
who do you main?

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Im sorry but its the truth, he's just too strong willed for that!

>"""unwilling"""

>FULL HEALTH RUNE PAGE

INTIMIDATION IS KEY

what about gp then? dudes not easy to be good with should be good for a bit of learning

kayn

Yes sir~

Karma and Sona

No, they're actual chains hidden inside his tonfas end.

He even has a fight where he uses them like a whip to try and hit his opponent's important appliance for a certain tournament, which causes his opponent to literally stray his own attack in the process.

>Karma and Sona
sounds more like a slutty support

I'm a shitter that feels most comfortable playing best girl Shyvana. What other champion would you recommend I try?

Don't talk to me, or my husband ever again

>keep the things that make them cancer
People who post on the league forums are something else.

>win a game
>get some honors
>leave client open and afk
>10 minutes later honor 3 popup
why is it delayed?