/owg/ - Overwatch General

Scuba edition

>The Summer Games 2017 event is Live!
>last year's summer games items are back for regular pricing (1x), while new items are also available for event pricing (3x)
>the event ends on August 28th
youtube.com/watch?v=2OWbGgGjdBk

>Event item tracker
js41637.github.io/Overwatch-Item-Tracker/#/events/SUMMER_GAMES

>DEATHMATCH has been added to the PTR
>includes both 6v6 TDM and 8-man FFA
>along with a new map built for FFA (it's bloo's family home)
youtube.com/watch?v=4_CBzklel1c

>Most recent developer update video
youtube.com/watch?v=YPs__eUvtvU

>Latest comic:
reader.madefire.com/work/w-a2da1239584645338362109be0e7f1fd/read/

>Latest PC patch notes
PTR: playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20972920
Live: playoverwatch.com/en-us/game/patch-notes/pc

>Overwatch dev tracker
overstalk.io

>Hanaposting is forbidden

>Hero tips, tricks and basics
pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R

>Source / Quake mouse sensitivity converter
jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Personal stats / leader boards
overbuff.com
masteroverwatch.com

Previously:

Other urls found in this thread:

m.youtube.com/watch?v=ROPRTf6W47s
exhentai.org/g/1037013/51f363dc05/
twitter.com/AnonBabble

I can't stand living without her.

I WANT A REINHARDT TITTYPAD

>oh boy a new map
>it's more arcade shit

I'm a Heal Queen. What's the difference between my majesty and you, dirty healsluts? I am not oblidged to heal you. I am not there to support you. I am not there to make you feel better. I am there because you, dirty slaves, will lead me to victory while kissing my heels if I let you do so. I will resurrect you out of pity, because you, worthless worms, suck at this game. I will heal you, because you losers don't stand a chance against enemies on your own. And if I don't like something, if you don't crawl on your knees and kiss the earth that I walk, I will ignore your filthy corpses and step over you while you cry in chat or on microphone begging me to res you. And what will I do? I will ignore you. Because you, slaves and sluts, didn't ask me nicely. And didn't say "Mommy, I will suck your majestic healing cock if you bring me back to battle".

Best pairing

Need more of big German hammer man

I was pretty upset when PAD threads died out.

HEY DOOD

If she's so perfect, home come she's a dyke? Huh?

Cute! CUUUUTE!

yuri is the best

Finally, an ass fellow Irishmen won't be intimidated by.

>season goal is make it to masters
>two weeks to finale
>still couldn't break into 3200

No that's just some benign shitposting.
It's not even ""real"" shitposting since a ton of generals make that same joke when they're at bump limit.

fucking based!!

They are as good as complaining about doomfist.
>Wow, this thing does so much damage
>Let me ignore all the things that matter, and focus entirely on dealing damage part
>Positioning? Countering abilities with abilities? CC? Just shooting the guy?
>I SAID LET ME IGNORE THEM, YOU DUMB FUCK, I DON'T WANT ANY REASON, I JUST HATE THIS HERO
Listen, I get it. Hating something is normal.
I personally hate genji and seriously, with chill mind wish he didn't exist.
But he does.
And not a lot of people even think he's all that great. So I choose to believe them and at least somewhat control my butthurt.
Every time you want to post something because you're angry - take a deep breath and think again. If it helps me not to pollute the thread with needless whine - it should help you. Take care.

Between Reaper and Sombra, who's more likely to make a Heel-Face Turn?

Sombra, of course. She's not even on Talon's side really. She has her own agenda.

>goal to get to diamond
>hover around 2975 for the whole season

Jamison Fawkes!

Play pharah. On 3200 people still can barely aim forward, let alone upwards.

Speaking of allegiances, why do people think that widow mourning over gerard means she'll go back to overwatch? She's pretty clearly had most/all of her memories of who she was pre-brainwashing and her attitude towards it seems "Well that sucks but I'll just go with talon".

From the little we know of Talon's operations there's not even a "Talon HQ" or something it's just doomfist, reaper, and a few other people who are a group of "leaders".
I think that's kind of a bad decision though.

Will Skelton ever be playable in Overwatch?

>when you have a chin so big you have to hold it so it doesn't fall off

I love Sombra!

I've climbed from silver to where i am with mccree only.
do you really have to resort to cheap heroes to break past the forced winrate

Talon is a generic terrorist organisations with splinter cells.
Dumbfists group is just one group.
For example joker face man probably has his own agents.

>tfw Summer Amélie happened

>almost make it to diamond in lucioball
>first match has two players arguing over being goalie and both shit at it
>second match has a pair one who's a kid and the other who is afk. literally get a 5-6 loss with me making all the goals and no help on offense
ITS NOT FAIR I WANT GOLDEN SHIT

So you even admit it's not criticism, it's just shitposting.
Like, do you actually think this level of shitposting appears in threads for other games? Because it doesn't.

Having a decentralized leadership and assets allows for greater difficulty in dismantling/attacking the organization.

Why does she have such tiny thumbs?

FUCK OFF AND STOP TALKING ABOUT OVERWATCH!

Talon is distinctly ruled by a council of representatives, who each have their own assets. Reaper no doubt is the one that brought the former Blackwatch assets into the fold, and Symmetra's superior in Vishkar also has a seat on the council, so Vishkar and by extension Symmetra also work in Talon's interests.

>we need the /lolg/ swimsuit shitters audience
BRAVO KAPLAN

What if Reaper kills (with widow and sombra) Doomfist and Doomfist gets replaced by a new hero?

>Like, do you actually think this level of shitposting appears in threads for other games? Because it doesn't.
GAME DEAD JUST LET IT DIE is in a lot of other game generals, yes

Yea but since the audience has the information of "It's just reaper and doomfist and some other people but doomfist is the main guy" makes it a lot less imposing then "super secret villain alliance and these 2 people are part of it"

Artist doesn't know how to proportions

It absolutely fucking isn't.
I just browsed a titanfall thread, a game that actually IS dead, and it was civil as fuck.
Do you even browse Veeky Forums? Is this your first time? Most of us like to pride ourselves on being better than /v/. Not stooping to their level.

just let the game die like the white race

user, she's snorkeling, she's not wearing a SCUBA

>It absolutely fucking isn't.
What generals do you go to because a joking DEAD THREAD DEAD GAME is in pretty much every general I've ever been in.

Granted it's probbaly less joking (most of the time) here

best boy, best girl, best friends

>reee uncovered female skin
Shut up cuckboi

"WAHH I CANT TAKE JOKES" ~ you

best sex

m.youtube.com/watch?v=ROPRTf6W47s

>Yea but since the audience has the information of "It's just reaper and doomfist and some other people but doomfist is the main guy" makes it a lot less imposing then "super secret villain alliance and these 2 people are part of it"

Well besides Symmetra's superior in Vishkar also being on the council, or fucking Max who is depicted as a procurer and distributor of wealth, and from his outfit in the casino in Monaco he could very well be the owner of that casino. Let's also not forget the Joker looking motherfucker too.

Like any council meeting, motions are proposed to the council, and are supported or denied. That the council is supporting Doomfist's proposal doesn't mean he's in charge. He probably has more clout considering Reaper seems to defer to him for some reason, and Max is his tenuous ally, but he's not in charge.

>tell mercy to lay low because she has rez
>flies through entire enemy team to heal a flanker
>they both die
the easiest character in the game and they still somehow fuck it up

Name five right now. If you can then I'll shut up and leave the thread. Bonus points if it isn't a blizzard game since Veeky Forums has a bias against them.

Game is deader than a liberals sex life

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LOL

I like how you fags are crawling out of the woodwork after I called you out. You fork-tongued snake.

DELET

im going to need sauce on that user

I made it to masters am I good now

kingdom hearts
puzzle and dragons (though that did actually die)
animal crossing new leaf
team fortress 2
terraria
undertale
persona
ps4g

Ded game not even necromancy can save it

...

SAUCE?!?!?!!??!

Overwatch lore is TOO DEEP

Where's the lamb SAAAAUCE?!?!

Fucking reddit memes. this game is dead its over guys.

>mid diamond last season
>about to hit gold this season
>9 and 21
What the fuck is going on

exhentai.org/g/1037013/51f363dc05/

They let me do this twice.


Also, is Mcree viable in comp? Or would it just be better to play soldier?

The player base in this game is almost as low as Trump's approval ratings

i fucking love that site having to fucking clear my cache multiple times before it fucking recognizes im logged in

As low as his chance of becoming president.

ok

Game is well. Only thing we need to do is fund the assassination of Chu.

>exhentai

They need to release volume 2 already

I just browsed the undertale, kingdom Hearts, and persona generals. No shitposting in any of them. Again, when I say there's shitposting in every single OW general i'm not exaggerating.

>sad panda
My favorite porn site

>No shitposting in any of them.
>No shitposting in undertale and persona general
well i rather doubt that, but i wasn't referring to shitposting in general I was referring to "DEAD THREAD DEAD GAME" as a shitpost, which happens a lot.

>guy on our team switched from Mercy to Widow
>tow other dudes pick DPS
>forced me to get off a Tracer and play Zarya
>no surprise there we lost both points because I'm no long on Tracer killing things
>Widow gets in Mic during results
>"I don't think there's a point in me playing Mercy if I died every fight"
This idiot. It doesn't fucking matter if you died every fight because I kept killing everyone on the enemy team, Mercy included. They never won a team fight even if he went down first

thats because you keep giving us shitposters the coveted (You)s that feed us

>Necromercy skin

>be low Diamond
>get paired with a bunch of masters and grandmasters in both team
>my team still won't go past Eichenwalde's choke point until the very last second of the round

When we went through, shit was great though. There's a huge difference of level between tiers even on Mercy players. I could barely pull my usual Lucio bullshit at all and it forced me to play smarter.

I want to rank up already, but I feel my current rank is my skill cap.

>1 post that gets thrown at the start and end of threads
>"WAHH HOW CAN I LIVE WHEN THIS ONE POST I DONT LIKE EXISTS IN THE THREAD"

well clearly not to the same degree as overwatch

I don't think it's for (you)'s at this point. There are a lot of other games to get replies with. I think Veeky Forums is genuinely angry this game didn't flop on arrival.

>Knows changing character will lose game
>Changes character when idiots get upset

You seem to be personally invested in this game way too much.

>being a fillcuck

i get screamed at for playing widowmaker but then i have a team that wont push past the choke when i headshot the solo heals mercy

>he thinks it's only one post at "the end of a thread"
I don't even really care that people are saying it's dead, it's just the fact that you just aren't allowed to like the game. If you say "I think overwatch is fun" you will get hordes of unironically angry neckbeards.

>"wahh i cant take criticism"

So what if its a dead game plenty of games are dead. Only a few games have long lasting popular appeal. Are you new to gaming?

Yeah, how dare I like a thing?

I want a pet Tracey!
I would walk it and keep it well fed!

>volume 2

you wouldnt take advantage of an hypnotized mercy, would you???

>A thing?
Go back.

id rather try my chances at fucking the gay out of tracer

I know, but snorkel is a horrible word

>join game
>4 stack is all dps
>other person goes tank
>I go healer but none of the dps protect me or the tank
>complain when I only heal the tank

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I'm going to have a stroke, I swear to god. Shitposting isn't criticism. We've established this already.

Read my post again.