What is the most boring soulless car you can think of?

What is the most boring soulless car you can think of?

all generations of Camry

air port shuttle vans

Kia anything

Nissan Altima.

Not in winter. At least they're V8 powered and rwd and still have more road feel than most modern cars.

hey, some of us are stuck with these

This thread is already depressing.

imo teslas look okay but they're so soulless and uninspired i don't like how they look.

>and i think the chevy bolt gets too much hate for how it looks. it's just a sporty little e-hatch

Literally any econobox made by Mitsubishi, Nissan, or Dodge. Any car made in Russia or China.

fuck I love america. you'd never get this down under

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old camrys (pre-2004) still have more charm than any modern car
at least you can still see out the fucking window

This monstrosity
Beside the ugly design it’s like you only buy this because you wanted a mitsubishi but didn’t want to seem poor.

In my opinion I believe that the Dodge Caravan looks the worst.

DELET THIS

all SUVs
what's the fucking point

I can't blame Chrysler for that though. When you have no competition in the market why even try.

It's just them, Toyota, and Honda. That's it.

Nissan GT-R

More expensive less practical RAV4?

Toyota chaser for me. The name conjures up something exciting but the car is lifeless and boring to drive

These fucking things, and the Jettas too

Literally NOTHING interesting about them.
>They aren't ugly nor particularly good looking
>They have no reputation for anything unique. They just exist
>Not fast but not laughably slow, handles firm but not harsh
>Interiors are not GM tier but nothing exquisite
>Not terribly unreliable like older VWs but nowhere close to Toyota tier

The Passat/Jetta merely exist. The most forgettable car you can buy today I think. Even with a bad car it would leave some impression on you but this is so cookie cutter and soulless you don't even know what you are driving half the time. James May wrote an article on why these are the most boring cars on the market today and considering I work at a VW dealer and drive these things daily; I'd have to agree 100%

>shameless shitboxes
>not a shitbox that absolutely cannot handle yet tries to look like it can

>cars are people and need to have souls and personalities

Well congratulations, you fucking numale idiots.

Any VAGs

I thought you posted the view from my civic si coupe.

The new one seems to have a larger window

What

Kia forte

WV bora
and a lot of audis

Skoda Octavia TDI

>any

Pic related. Soulless? I don't think so.

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

It's fast and soulless.

;_;

jetta, or any euro cuckbox

If anything, it's better than the GTI, which is for ricers and Arabs

It's not even fast. That generation of R32 is literally no faster than a V6 Camry

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these things are mad, can't hate the sound of a VR6

but what about the Kia Soul

To be fair, the TDI versions of the Passat and Jetta were actually fun, especially with a manual tied to it. It's a shame Bluetooth is such a damn nightmare in these cars.

My dad had the even more soulless version; the Mercury Topaz :’|

Anything that's not an Alfa.

This, without a shadow of a doubt.

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>Wolksvagen

modern hyundai sonata

Honda fit the 1.3L JDM CVT version

any tesla

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Literally retarded

Nissan Qashqai, they also are universally driven by retards or cunts

almost (yes i said almost to save myself from the (You)s) but almost every economy car is soulless, no im not talking about your civic si or your fiesta st but basic economy cars are slow, souless, and destittute

Not neccesarily,

there are cheap and cheerful cars. On the other hand there also plenty of generic luxury sedans. It isn't like the character of a car shines through leather and faux wood inlay.

M O N D E O

Saturns

fpbp

They both look underwhelmed

no it has understeer to make things exciting
the same era golf gti is competely soulles and fucking dead inside

WE GAVE IT AN ENGINE TUNE user
IT MAKES 300HP
IT'S A REAL SPORTS CAR NOW
PLEASE IGNORE OUR ACTUAL SPORTS CAR
SEE, WE'RE AN INTERESTING COMPANY
WE'RE NOT BORING

I liked that the first gen Model S looked like a smooth, sleek Aston or something. But yeah, they're going full sleek minimalism for the Apple demographic.

Hey those little shitty ecotec engines can be fun to fuck around with. Most of the pre-badge engineering saturns have absolutely awful styling, though.

>Ctrl+F
>Prius
>Zero results
???

Prius is good on gas and cute. The first 3 generations anyway. Now it's an art piece.

Volkswagen jetta

>fwd
>expensive
>not as reliable as Toyota or Honda
>180hp lmao
>heavy
>boring looking

05 Camry driver here... I mean they aren't wrong.

Tesla. Everything about it is boring, but especially the interior.

everyone likes headlights in the center of the car, right?


...right?

What a gorgeous looking car.

You need to get out more.

The seat warmers work pretty well tho

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I agree with .
My GF has a base-model Fiat 500 and it is quite a fun car despite being efficiency-focused. Not fast or even especially quick, but it has a certain charm and personality that’s hard to describe. Her last car was a 2.5l new beetle and it was so boring, utterly soulless and boring to drive.

*fake engine noises in commercial and pictures of explosions intensify*

Have to put my own car in here desu, most cheap Euro cars are pretty soulless

Holy fuck that CGI shit is so bad, the driver looks like a Sims character.