League of Legends general - /lolg/

Corki's package...
Do you think it's big, /lolg/?

>red side shyvana top literally at my tower 24/7
>j4 pve trash refuses to collect 350 gold all game until both towers are gone and then starts flaming
Also Soraka built sight stone into talisman without ever getting Censer. Why are these people allowed to play ranked?

She is very fun but needs practice and doesn't fit in a tanks and shieldsluts meta

>3 hours to get a killing spree with blue Kayn

Still no fuckin capsule.

xth for Futaraka is best Raka

That isn't a yordle at all.

> This dude takes my Nunu
> Has no idea what he's doing and believes he can duel Vlad

Your Nunu? What, are you married to him, you faggot?

Except you're retarded and Ezreal is a beta cuck.

Very nice.

I would if I could.

I love Riven!!!! MY super cute and perfect wife!!!!!!

When people stop autistically waifu posting

Your winrate double digits yet?

She's my wife. Here's a pic I took on our wedding day

>being this envious of Ezreal's wealth and popularity with the bitches

So never?

Let's not.

>marrying a literal little boy
Please have a seat.

My winrate's always been double digits.

That's my wedding picture. Here's another.

Pretty much user.

He's talking about me because he's a big bully who is trying to demoralize me from getting out of bronze with Riven. He will not succeed!

the yeti knows the way!

Ezreal is such a massive beta cuck I'm pretty sure it's canon, just like Rumble getting cucked like the massive fucking beta male that he is.

it is 5 in the morning

Not the best, but very cute.

Congratulations. Keep up the good play.

Is based Rhaast the perfect antiwaifu?
He can trash pretty much all of /lolg/'s waifus in game and in lore they're literal insects to him

Is it just because he's not muscular, or is it something about his character? He doesn't need to be muscular if he has lots of money.

Ive been trying out new urgot and Ive been having so much fun.
but is it because all my lane opponents are bad? How hard does bramble vest shit on urgot?
Am I supposed to max W? everyone tells me Q is best, but my kda's disagree.

I'm not much of one for waifu fagging but I'd definitely tap that. Style and proportions are 10/10.

That's not why you show sportsmanship, user.

I'd tap you, user.

my waifu has official porn artwork from the illustrator for the company, and its not league of legends.
im very lucky that i have the ability to say that

Voice is total twink, face just screams beta male looking for alpha to pound him into the floor via a face down ass up buttfucking then there's just how he's garbage in game. Total shit until Trinity and Muramana power spike then just starts falling off like some two pump chump's limp dick after blowing his load of 2 seconds of fucking. Money however though could aid somewhat in getting a girl to rail, I will give you that one user.

You can do it!

everything abour ezreal screams gay twink
its why hes the only male star guardian.
just like a gay with aloooot of girly friends.

To be fair, porn drawn by Riot would suck anyway. It's one of those styles that are good for serious splash arts but no good for porn if you want to cum literal buckets. Especially if you're not into vanilla. Yordles are small things, regular human dick means a pronounced belly bulge.

Get out.

i would only care for lewd content if it was of trist/poppy/camille/bard

I'd rather get in, user.

This user knows what's up.

>tfw browsing /lolg/ made you into a midget fucker

Depends on by who as far as the first two. Riot's style just don't sit well with me if we're talking porn. And again, it'd all be vanillafag shit.

fine by me. vanilla is my thing
but any anal is a dealbreaker

Stop. Cease and desist. You're being waifufag tier cringy.

I won't stop unless I get what I want.

>vanilla and does like anal action

We can't talk anymore user. You're literally my polar opposite, get out of my sight.

*doesn't

fucking a it's 7 AM

>anal
>vanilla
no YOU get the fuck out of here
that shit is heretical

I'm not vanilla m8

Gunblade Shyvana

Luxury fifth item.
You need to get tanky first.

Anal is top tier as long as you're not basically sitting on a massive fucking log of shit.

Reminder

It's worse than that. Yordlefucking is like low key yiffing.

i dont know how you fuckers like anal. shit or otherwise
i like vanilla /d/ but anal is 100% unacceptable

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>ENEMY(All): You only won because my team is trash, scrub
Why do people even bother typing this out and saying it to the enemy team?

tfw both were me

user, you cannot appreciate thick thighs and a boner inducing ass if you will not do anal, it's just counter intuitive.

i dont like thick, i just happen to have thick yordles saved because nobody draws them the way i want unless its sfw like pic related

You want a good old dicking, don't you?

Well yeah, cause who the fuck wants Yordle porn of slim Yordles? 90% of the time they don't

my people are a rare and endangered species.
i like third wheeling riven or "desperate for money/booze" riven

Jesus christ it's like autistic Youtube and deviantART comment section roleplay. I'm gonna just go cringe into another dimension.

Yes, based Rhaast is what we should all aspire to be.

>muscular crocodile
fucking dumb desu

>hes the only male star guardian
There are no male Star Guardians, Ezrael is a grill.

>Annie & Morg
>Trynd & Sion
>Jax solo
vs
>Riven & Singed
>Lux & Ziggs
>Draven
What a great game, but then it got deleted.

Wallup could be my best man, it would be fine, nothing sexual, we would just chill.

What happens to the pro scene when south korea gets leveled by kim jong un?

The pro scene keeps league alive, so if the only serious region is destroyed will this game die too?

Because they're emotionally invested. For whatever reason, they care a lot about their performance in this game and they can't stand losing - so they rationalize it, rather than bear the psychological burden of defeat. Some people bring up stuff like winning lane phase 1v1 and others will straight up tell you they've won the 'real battle' or the battle of ideals.

the second team would shitstomp the first with their AOE and siege power

If I had to choose a Riven despite her being the actual reason we can't have nice things, I'd say third wheel is best.

SK being leveled is NA's only chance of taking worlds.

I consider every league game two separate games.

If i win lane phase i consider that a win even if my team loses. There are certain aspects of this game you can't control so you should only take the parts you can control seriously.

I suppose a chance is better than nothing but NA would still contend with China (and possibly their own overconfidence in the wake of the outright removal of the favorite region).

>we could have had omen
>they gave us riven as an apology

Didn't know this, reinforces what I said though. Thanks for fueling the fire user.

> Hand of Baron
> [...] Nearby allied minions are greatly enhanced
Anyone else thinks that part becomes way too oppressive? I understand it's a limited buff and it's there to close out games, but the way it often plays out the buffed team doesn't even have to fight.

an idea for how to explain Omen is to look at Vex in dawngate
literally all they needed to do to make Omen work, but we got riven

You can. Men have appreciated ass and pussy concurrently for countless generations. Women possess a shorter anal-urethral distance than men, so it is quite possible to enjoy vaginal sex and a nice ass at the same time. Think doggy style.

Yeah but making things work takes effort and effort isn't a key trait of Rito.

Literally the same map since release, with a meh-tier reskin at the middle of the timeline after all.

It's literally literally not though

its not even that. they canned Omen because he didnt feel interesting enough. Not good not bad, just wasnt making the people feel interested in him. He didnt have a gimmick is why

>magma chamber never

> Hey enemy team, can you report this player for things he's saying in team chat? I died stupidly and I am getting flamed, this person is toxic, thanks.

But you can only be a true believer of the ass if you do anal, otherwise you're being superficial user. Like being into a girl just cause she's hot but you can't stand her as a person cause she's a materialistic bitch that uses you like a sugar daddy. Get out of here.

>Interesting map total rehaul and theme change never despite swimming in money and employees to put towards it NEVER.

>play like shit
>get carried
>play like a beast
>mid and botlane are 0/3 each

>play like a beast
>practically solocarry the game
>no honors