/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 General

engineers building their shit right next to eachother is the equivalent of having 10 empty urinals available but you pick the one right next to the guy who's already there

>quick-fix is still the most powerful medigun in both pubs and comp just because of the crazy fast heal rate

Dude that's totally related and funny. I love how original that was!

the virgin rocketeer
>mains soldier
>has no idea how to push so he camps obscure corners and rocket jumps away from the slightest sense of danger
>gloats about his relatively high kill death ratio despite not actually killing many people or influencing the match at all
>perpetually in the middle of the scoreboard
>has never hit a direct in his life

the chad fireman
>mains pyro
>turns the tide of the match by running straight at entire enemy teams, striking fear into their hearts before burning them to ash
>is unafraid of dying, overextends and wins because nobody expects it
>always at the top of the scoreboard from the sheer amount of people he kills in a short period of time
>singlehandedly wins games
>doesn't even need to reflect rockets, just jumps over them to fly toward the soldier who is too afraid to shoot

All they had to do was add something along the lines of "-50% Übercharge rate on Overhealed patients" so that it wouldn't always build in 32 seconds. Instead they reduced the Übercharge build rate from +25% to +10%, meaning that it always builds in 36.36... seconds.

Fuck off, Egg. Why even bother trying to make a derivative of a shitty meme if you don't get it in the first place?

the virgin burden
>plays exclusivelly sniper and engi
>he thinks rocket jumping is a cheat
>stands too far back doing nothing for most of the match
>too scared to get close to the frontline
>when engi, builds right next to spawn or wherever he sees other engies

the chad frag
>plays exclusivelly soldier and demo
>kills 4 people at once in his first minute in the server
>rocket jumps at insane speed throughout the map
>doesnt ever check the scoreboard, knows hes at the top at all times

dear sn*tch

gain some integrity if you're gonna be playing around in your janitor's closet and report all the other off topic posts too thanks nigger

>he can't counter sticky """spam"""

How terrible must it be to be somebody who can't dodge what is essentially a highly telegraphed, crippled rocket with lower immediate range...

stickies are a crutch for people who can't aim pipes

>be the only engi on your team the entire game
>people STILL try to pull the "it's not my fault I lost it's the team's fault I lost" strawman on me when my teleporter was successfully never destroyed for the entire duration of the game

in these situations it quite literally is considering I also had to defend my own shit from dr spies, pyros and demos when our own team could never spycheck

>Tries to greentext popular memes instead of actually making a derivative from the template.
>Not realizing that half the humor comes from how appealing the poorly drawn characters are.

At least try to put effort into your posts, Egg. You put as much effort into your posts as much as Wanderer puts effort into his drawings.

the virgin nurse
>tries to heal with the crossbow but always misses
>will drop uber
>wants people to protect him
>tries to be the team captain, fails
>can't keep everyone healthy
>causes half of the team to leave because of frustration
>"his" loadout contains an unusual with hearts effect

the chad healthcare
>doesn't even need a healing device, entire team is always overhealed by hearing him over voice chat
>never drops uber, will kill whoever tries to kill him and taunt
>doesn't even need to command people, his team automatically follows
>people crash matchmaking just to join the server he's in
>his loadout has burly beast and lime/australium painted items

my name is lowercase you faggot

>he doesn't make a spider web with the scottish resistance punishing bad player movement while hitting every single pipes

I forgot, this general is bad @ tf2

The Stickybomb Launcher is a higher-risk-higher-reward version of the Grenade Launcher. The potential to do more damage at the downsides of requiring self-detonation and being slower to deal with somebody at very close range.

>scottish resistance

this is the opposite of everything that is true

Can TF2 run on an ARM CPU?

>defending from pyros
>as engi
You hard counter them better than scouts, the heck are you talking about

Probably some bad that only plays payload, lmao.

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if it has directx 8 yes

Since when can image filenames be emoticons. Am I just dumb or is this a new thing

you can probably change the file name on a phone and input emojis
youtube.com/watch?v=VduxRlPhI3g

UTF-8 fuckery

how the fuck did you interpret that as me having trouble with defending from anything that I listed?

Post terrifying glitches.

>play a round of tf2
>"lol why are you trying so hard to win noob its just casual"
>play comp
>"lmao tryhard it's just a fucking game relax"
>play tourneys
>"lol fatty calm down it's not a real sport"

> I also had to defend my own shit from dr spies, pyros and demos when our own team could never spycheck
excluding pyro, that's one hard counter and a soft counter with which you had no team support.
Why would you list 2 things engies have usually trouble with, lament the lack of teammates spychecking and then list something you apparently had no problem with

if teammates were spychecking, I wouldn't have to deal with spies sapping my buildings. If my team was pushing, I wouldn't have to defend from the pyros and demos. But my team could never manage to push beyond the line ofmy sentry's sight. Is that supposed to be my problem? move my sentry up so it can be easily corner shot or poked from doorways with splash damage?

>be really sleepy
>play a class i'm not great at for the fuck of it
>scout *DEAD*: fucking tryhard soldier mains

>not great at soldier

I thought everyone started out at expert level?

that's the point

>Willingly playing a class that's bad at surviving on it's own when you have bad teammates
Literally just switch classes. There's no reason to keep playing medic or engineer or whatever if your team is too bad to support you.

>Egg trying to draw his shitty loadout

die you degenerate barneyfag

Alright sorry got a little out of hand there. Can you forgive me?

fucking die

i am a retard trying to help a friend use chris's max frame config
chrisdown.name/tf2/
its been so long since i put a config on, what does he need to do besides select the max frames doc and paste it into the config folder, any help would be greatly appreciated

Lets just be pals, is that alright with you?

How does it run on Linux :^)

So, you had problems dealing with those classes?

the problem was the fact that I had to deal with them at all, which I should not have if my team was in any way competent.

>Complaining about your team being bad while playing a support class
lmao

5 min+ wait times for OW matches, tf2's comeback when?

>5 minutes for a laggy OW match
>choose ping settings in TF2
>in a match within 30 seconds
Really activated my almonds

Overwatch is fucking dead, long live TF2

This: I main engineer, but I always change class to soldier or demo when I am having a shitty team.

Another in a long line of bloody corpses trailing this Boomer of a game

another skull to add too TF2's throne

tf2 is shit come play fortress forever with me please for the love of fucking god there's only like 8 active players

ff is shit come play deathmatch mode with me on tf2c everybody just quits after getting stomped once

video games are shit let's play parcheesi

Does anyone have the Spy edit of this? Or know if it's called something so I can try looking up edits?

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yeah it was in this thread until some retard deleted it

Do any old tf2gs still hang around in here?

I know, that's why I wanted to see if someone else had it so I could save it. I saw it after it was deleted so all I can see is a tiny thumbnail and can't save it. Woe is me.

>nade spam
garbage

t. babby who can't prime nades

snesk? is that you?
but yeah, some still do

It's-a-me
I recently started playing the game again and I miss my bros

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Ayy user to my rescue. Thanks a bunch

"hahaha tough break pal"

>there are people RIGHT NOW defending engineers building past the first point

Viva's still shitting up the place, Saturn pops in once in a blue moon, I don't know if Vibri is still lurking.

He you checked the irc? A lot of older /tf2g/s circlejerk in there

good to see you back man, tf2 is an itch that nothing else can scratch
well most people left, you'd have to contact them some other way
sometimes xavirav passes by for a shitpost, half left too, they're both in the same discord with others like ZZ
uhhhh quantum, saturn and hamham usually post anonimously with snippets from their games
tripfags are almost extinct, only viva is the regular one. lately chan has come back as well, and yakui a few weeks earlier

I just got a new loadout. Post scouts and shit on other people's taste in fashion

game fix

+engineers have infinite metal and wrench hits apply 50 metal toward upgrade during setup
-setup time is only 45 seconds

Nice. who are you tho
>the irc
completely forgot about that thing lol

ACTUAL gamefix
-heavy HP reduced to 270
-engies limited to 2 per team
-heavies limited to 2 per team
-quickfix heal rate reduced to 110%

>nerfing the weakest power class (heavy)

little man...........

LET IS REZZLE LITEL MAN

Good to know there's still some familiar faces around.
>tripfags are almost extinct
finally some good news

it's called the quickfix not the impatient but don't want to be too rude fix

your fashion STINKS

t. butthurt black bawks soulja who cant kill a heavy in 3 rockets or after a crit

did the servers just give out for anyone else

>his loadout has yellow or gray text in it

yes they did for me and one other on a game of well, i assume it happened to everyone else in the server as well

multiple strange cosmetics is just a waste of money

>his loadout isn't exclusively grey text
Sbiggy Digby tradermain

The Virgin Trader vs The Chad Unboxer

i'm too poor for a strange festive mackerel right now. i know it's only like 2 keys, but that's more than i have right now without having to spend real money on the game. plus the next 2 keys i get i want to spend on a professional killstreak classic kit.

stop having fun.

The Sultan of Shitposting
The King of Crap flinging
The Navy Seal himself

Saltpork, King Shitpost

>wears a lime gibus "ironically"

>has never seen a gibus in his life

obviously he put it on and also painted it while sleepwalking