When's the last time you told your car that you loved it, Veeky Forums?

When's the last time you told your car that you loved it, Veeky Forums?

right before it lost half of its cylinders
so 6 days ago.

Your car punished you for loving it

I send it a flying kiss each time I lock it up after a drive.

I wish this didn't happen

after each fun drive I pat the dash of my car and say "good machine"

don't care if it's autistic, I own that shit

>*her
My dear Francesca.

when I was bumpin around the Arizona mountains on my way to a shooting spot
>pat the dash
>tell her good girl

> Italian name
> french car
kys

>French
Spanish you illiterate nigger.

I always give my car a smile when I see her in the parking lot after work

pranked

>I was merely pretending

witnessed

> shitpost reply to a shitpost
witnessed

this evening when i could see her headlights again after i dug her out of my parking space. snowstorms are not fun, at least i have a block heater installed

Yesterday. A fucking Smart Car, but it's so fucking convenient. When people block some of parking with a shopping cart, I just park like normal and get all giddy inside every time.

After it started when it originally didn't want to.

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Every day, even if I'm not driving it that day.

yesty

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