Suzuki Swift

>Suzuki Swift
>it's not swift

>Lancer Evolution
>it went extinct

>ford explorer
>can't go 5000 miles without shid itself

>chevy astro
>can't into space

>Ford Escort
>It doesn't accompany anything

>Mitsubishi Mirage
>It doesn't just disappear from your life, instead you're stuck with it

>buy a chevy silverado
>its not silver

>Dodge Neon
>It isn't luminescent when you run an electrical current through it.

>corolla
>car doesn't roll

>cadillac eldorado
>not entirely made of gold

>Chevy Impala

>Not a herd animal.

>chevy impala
>isnt a 4 legged horned animal

>Ford Probe
>I have yet to be penetrated.

>Chrysler Voyager
>isnt a time-travelling starship piloted by the dumbest fucking star trek captain ever

>chevy cobalt
>comes in a wide variety of colors

>Audi A4
>does handle like a paper plane

>Ford Escort
>can't fuck it

>pontiac montana
>cannot reach the Montanas highest speed limit

>Geo Metro
>not on rails

>Toyota Century
>company founded in 1937

not Witz that attitude

You’re not trying hard enough

>Lincoln Aviator
>can’t fly

>Mazda rx8
>can't rx8

>Chevy malibu
>It's still fucking snowing

>Nissan Leaf
>Fucking metal and plastic

...

>RX-H8

Na, thanks for finding it some sort of explanation, but the whole idea was to shit post with some car with random letters and numbers and you got me there senpai, because that would have made sense.
I was expecting more like

>pontiac g6
>does not make you feel so fly

lol, clearly doesn't understand context of responding to posts.

I was thinking it's too unreliable and too big a piece of shit to do its thing

>Ford Probe
>No prostate massager

>Mazda 323
>doesn't 323

>Citroen Picasso
>doesn't paint anything. Not even smile on your face.

>Subaru Legacy
>no Legacy left in Europe

>honda civic
>nothing civil about it

>Pontiac Firebird
>Isn't a bird on fire

> Audi TT
> not twin turbo

Audi TT/ NSU TT
>isn't the tourist trophy

>Renault Twingo
>Doesn't use twin engines to go

>toyota soarer
>rolls
>doesn't cut wood

>bmw 530i
>is actually a 5 series with a 3.0 engine

lmao git gud

>Rolls royce ghost
>Can't walk through walls

>The rest of the bmw line
>Oh no

>Lincoln town car
>can’t actually fit in a town

>Zaz Chance
>zero surviving chances

>holden commodore
>not a naval rank above a captain

>Subaru impreza
>doesn't impress anybody

Well yeah, it a car. It drives through them.

>Opel Omega
>Was the last RWD from Opel but not really because they made the Roadster and GT

Noooo, the evo will be back as a cool new crossover like mitsubishi did with the eclipse cross :^)

>Skoda Superb
>not being superb in any objective category.

>Fiat Panda
>the WWF doesn't care about it

>Nissan Micra
>my dick is large

Not any more

⭐⭐⭐⭐

>BYD Flyer
>does not fly

>Honda Odyssey
>doesn't spend 20 years fucking around in the Mediterranean

>Subaru Liberty
>doesnt make me free

>Ford Connect
>doesn't connect anything

>Geo Metro
>not an underground train

>time traveling
confirmed no trek watching fag babby

>Grand Marquis
>isn't a european nobleman
what did ford mean by this

>nissan silvia
>its not Swedish royalty.

>Mercury Mountaineer
>good luck climbing anything with a v6 auto 5000lb+ SUV

In that vein:
>Sport Utility Vehicle
>not sporty at all, not a ton of utility either

>Volkswagen Rabbit
>doesn't eat carrots

underrated post

>LADA Niva
>isn't made of moldy cheese

>Ford Fiesta
>not a mexican party
why even live

>Nissan Skyline
>can't make a line on the sky

>nissan pulsar
>doesn't emit waves

>Chevy SS
>doesn't fight for the third reich

>VW Golf
>is not a sport played by rich white males
>VW Polo
>[same as above]

>Mitsubishi Mirage
>is actually real

>VW Beetle
>no exoskeleton or pincers

>Porsche 9/11
>Not devised by jews

10/10

>Lancia Delta
>Conventional cuboid form

>Jeep Cherokee
>Is actually not an Indian Casino.

...

>VW Bus
>isn't used as public transportation

Holy shit it's ugly. I thought this was one of those shopped pics from the thumbnail.

Underr8ed

Wtf this isn’t shopped?

>Acura Integra
>Has no integrity

This is why the luxury brands stopped naming their cars.

> mazda rotary engine
> engine doesn't spin

>Honda Accord
>not a compromi... wait

>hindustan ambassador
>horrible representative of its country

>subaru wrx
>doesn't get in a wreck

>not a v8

smhfam

Uh...

>Jeep Patriot
>doesn't evoke patriotic feelings
>actually quite the opposite

u sure?

>Subaru Forester
>doesn't live in the forest

Ford Aspire
>nobody aspires to buy one
>it can't aspire to be a real car.

Mazda Millenia
>Doesn't last thousands of years

It's named for their drivers, the foresters of the nether regions.

>Ford Ranger
>isnt a badass elite commando with lots of guns

It's almost as if evolution is a common word that denotes advancement