Hey Veeky Forumstists its my birthday how about we get some twingos running

hey Veeky Forumstists its my birthday how about we get some twingos running

hon hon

is that a cake

>a whole fucking twingo cake for the 18th birthday in 2018

Things are getting so stra-

WAIT.
I just realized the millennium babbies are now 18.
FUCK.FUCKFUCKFUCK IM GETTING OLD FUCKKKKKKKKKkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkajdsfjksdhfjksdhfkjsdhfksjfh

> Endlich 18
alter bist du Nazi?

Didn't you get the memo? NuDeutschländer are the polar opposite now. They go so far they even destroy themselves.

versteh ich nicht

When the first Twingo rolled out you didn't exist... wow

I want one too
what car do you drive?

happy birthday user.
I have to admit it feels a bit strange that users born in 2000 are now common here.

Happy birthday user, here's a Twingo for you.

Happy birthday user, have a cute Twingo

a twingo from 2005

Damn, 18 year olds that were born in the year 2000. Are you at least small for your size so you look younger? Would I be able to dress you up in a childish outfit and make you walk around holding my hand?

what the heck

I'm 6'1 but at least I'm a trap so that kinda fits what you want.

>trap
>6'1
yeah ok buddy

Could be passable if Dutch

t. Dutch guy who's below average at 6'

...

*muffled screeching*
A-at least I have good eyeline genetics.

It feels so fucking surreal.
I remember celebrating new year's eve 2000 like it was like last year and laughing about the millenniumbaby craze with others and hearing about this shit non stop.
Now these drive around in cars. FUCKING HELL. TIME IS RUNNING WAY TOO FAST.

What makes it suck is the fact that everything is getting shittier. I could deal with growing older if I knew there was something I could look forward to tomorrow besides getting drunk again.

Happy birthday!

Even Twingos grow older and grow beards and mustaches.

The cake looks nice, but I can't stand fondant.
Alles gute zum Geburtstag, Freund!

Get fucked old dog hehhehhhh