You enter your car and you see the waifu of your dreams riding passenger seat

You enter your car and you see the waifu of your dreams riding passenger seat.

What do?

Sage and report

Wake up and cry like a bitch.
As usual

Don't play around saying things like that

god. she must be terrorfied

nothing because I'm too old for my waifu. feelsbadman

>I think you got the wrong car sweetheart.

Gently drive her home.

Tell you to fuck off, because we're not waifu manchildren.

>tfw

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It would be weird to see a 2D character in 3D.

Become a space pirate obviously.

>the waifu of your dreams
When did "waifu" and "girl" become interchangeable terms?

Shit taste

What if IM the one riding shotgun?

>Riding shotgun to worst waifu
>peach skin daki

you can do better user

pls no bully :^(

>not top quality Felix dakimakura

What if my waifu is on the car instead?

what if there is no passenger seat.

>user, you're so slow. Mako could beat you blindfolded.
>Why do you brake so early? Just stomp the pedal and heel-toe.
>It'll be tomorrow by the time we're at the bottom of the mountain.
>You're boring. I should have gone with Nakazato instead.

Bitch why dont you shut your ass up or get behind the wheel if you're so good?
Get your no driving ass out of here.

immediately take her to the bedroom for a test drive and a full chassis inspection

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>have an anxiety attack then wake up

>wrap around a tree and die

Ask her to get out because I need max weight reduction

My wife Moose makes it impossible to drive since her antlers are so big they keep hitting me in the face.

Realize I'm dreaming

Wonder how that small technicolor horse got herself into my car with hooves?

Do 3d waifus count?

I'd probably just drive around aimlessly at night playing my favorite music while we get to know each other all over again.

actually this

Let her put her feet on my dash. Any other girl would be going home in a wheelchair.