2am on a nearly empty freeway, downtown

>2am on a nearly empty freeway, downtown
>you're driving your sleeper R32 GT-R
>it has 750 hp
>see this

What do?

Pull him over, have a chat and invite him to the Saturday mourning track day.

Who died?

>you're driving your sleeper R32 GT-R
>GT-R
>sleeper
Are you fucking retarded?

I gun it on my Fireblade and pass the idiot in his """""sleeper"""" GT-R and the Lambo. No lineup, no pull, just a flyby.

...

Actually a track day funeral would be pretty epic.

>who gets the hearse around the track the fastest with the corpse still inside

It won't be a hearse.
It'll be a ute.

Cry

Wake up

Not challenge him because I'm currently behind the wheel of a vehicle I have never driven before and, quite frankly, have no business driving.

hit a guard rail

Same thing I do IRL
>drive up next to it
>do a few pulls
>have a laugh
>thumbs up
>go on about my life

BACK ON THE
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Unironically this.

>implying I would mod my GT-R to 750HP if I had one

It'd be a track day car and a weekend driver. I'm not going to do that.

>750HP
>A lot
It's 2018 faggot, not 1998. Grannies daily 750HP nowadays

>not modding a R32
do you hate fun

larp as Nakazato and throw my car into the ditch

kek

Ask him why the sun's up at 2am

>be in 85 Corolla on freeway commuting home late at night
>Huracan flying up out of nowhere
>sits on my ass for a bit, then pulls alongside me
>do pulls jokingly with him barely touching the throttle and me screaming at 7k RPM just to reach what would probably have read 85 if my speedo worked
>mutual thumbs up and he flies the fuck off at a speed the Corolla will never see
Bretty cool lambo guy. Thanks for giving my shitbox the time of day.

I would a 750hp Taurus SHO instead

>sleeper
>R32
>GT-R

>sleeper skyline
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>sleeper GTR
hell yeah skylines totally look like beat up pieces of shit

Same but

>Do a few pulls
>Get pulled over
>Drive slowly for a few months
>repeat

I want to build a sleeper minivan. My daily is a manual Mazda 5 and I drive it like a sports car. If I ever come into some money I want to Mazdaspeed 3 swap it.
>pic related, my babies

Go home and put the R32 up for sale because memetax will make me money and then buy something I want.

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Are you driving tofu delivery machine? That's why the lambo driver giving thumb to you

dont come up with race. if hechallenges me to then fine

Pretty much this

>Driving pic related
>4 Cylinder motor with a whopping 100 hp
>Exhaust pipe fell off so it's loud AF
>Stopped at a light
>Riced golf pulls up next to me
>Revs his engine a few times
>Fuck it
>Put it into gear, clutch down, waiting for light
>go go go
>shifting late as fuck for all that extra RPM torque
>manage to stay about a bumper's length ahead of him
>Lay off the throttle at 10 over, so does he

Either he only had visual mods, or he wasn't pushing it all the way because there's no way I should've beaten him. I've also beaten a crew cab F-150 full of Bro dudes, and a ricer Corolla.
Lost to several of the Lexus SUV's though, those bitches pull.

I also once, in heavy traffic on the freeway, did some short short pulls with a miata.
>2 dudes in convertible miata
>Everytime track moves they wait 10 seconds and then gun it to let the exhaust get loud
>Im in the lane to the right
>I wait for my lane to get some distance and then go up to 20 mph in 1st gear (normally shift around 14)
>Exhaust crackles & pops because it's basically straight piped
>2 dudes look over laughing their asses off
>We both do it a couple more times before traffic picks up
>Thumbs up each other as we take off

>And now for a corpse in our reasonably priced hearse. Who wants to see the lap?

beautiful babies user.

>I want to build a sleeper minivan

I feel like my 3.6L Caravan might end up with NOS. Creeping up on 300k miles and shopping for a sedan currently so a mild rebuild and a wet shot isn't too far fetched. Only concern is transmission as I haven't researched it at all.
I know the pentastar has been built for 600+ in chargers and a cherokee using a stupid fucking supercharger..

Any pentastar mods I should fuck with?