What car are you going to buy with your shitcoins?

What car are you going to buy with your shitcoins?

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I only have about 407 lumens so probably a $4k shitbike

implying I would ever take advice from a nigga wearing sweat pants under his jeans

>teenager makes 1 million dollars
>immediately spends half on a car

kids going to be poor in no time flat

its long underwear. if you lived anywhere where it can get to -35 Celsius easily, you would know this

The i8 is 140k though. Unless he bought it slightly used, in which case he probably got it for 40k.

Of all cars he gets the i8 lel.

But he didnt buy a Ford GT

>invested his entire savings
>three years
>made over 1 million

if everything goes according to plan,a pre owned mk7 golf r
otherwise,buy something else later

I know, what a faggot. At least get a fucking M6 or a C63

I dont recall the i8 being half a million
Also out of all the cars he could buy, he buys an i8

He's 18. He's young enough to make mistakes. Now adults who get the i8, that's another question.

I suppose you’re right, it takes time to develop taste and sense

Poor fucking kid doesn't even have any money left to buy pants.

I'm from Minnesota and I've never owned long underwear. Sounds like you're just a bitch.
Also
>ohio
>-35

Kid seems smart, already trying to brand himself. Also clever choice on car, i8 looks more expensive than it is and isn't a gas guzzler.

His entire savings were 5k from his bar mitzvah and money from summer jobs, he made a pretty good return goy- i mean friend.

Yeah the math never pans out on these 3 years ago bitcoin was still around 2500, so somebody had to have given him a large amount of money

So he bought two bitcoin for 2500 each of he sold at the top at 20000 percoin then he would have made 40000 where dod the other 960000$ come from?

Getting rich with bitcoin does not require being smart or even having much knowledge
>invest what you can lose
>hold a few years
>buy dips
>sell high
Only Veeky Forums is retarded enough to fuck up this simple formula

Never understood one thing, who the fuck would buy bitcoin when it was at 20k

>implying bitcoin won't die eventually

The same people that bought stocks last week.

nobody, that's why it crashed.

I was mostly referring to the fact that he is now calling himself a consultant. I mean look at him, hes trying to sell an image. Some franchise owner is gonna think "he's one of those milenial whizz kid billionaires"

>putting money into something that doesn't exist

It doesn't matter if exists or not, as long as some people believe in it you can sell it

>implying that after a TEENAGER hoons the motherfucker it wont add up to 500,000 with repairs

>Minnesota
the US does not know cold

the i8 is unhoonable m8 the car is all flash no fire

youtu.be/g0BYICROs0I?t=2m51s

you can hoon ANYTHING if you try hard enough

Retard

I have 12k trx so probably a couple months worth of bus

when parts of your country get so cold that your EYEBALLS can freeze with the windchill, then you can talk

I bought this with shitcoins

some classic old money luxury landbarge

What car are you selling to pay off your coin losses?

its already rising again doofus

How dumb are Coinfags? theguardian.com/technology/2018/feb/02/bitcoin-bananacoin-prodeum-cryptocurrencies

And loads of Veeky Forums have been buying on on credit cards.

Long travel 4wd prerunner and beaten up Moskvitch 412

Keep telling yourself that:
theguardian.com/technology/2018/feb/06/bitcoin-price-crackdown-bis-cryptocurrency

Because it's free money. 2% cash back because you just purchased money. They're finally removing it though

>Because it's free money.
Not when the coins have plummeted in value,

>Working for weird little green paper

lol, yea, its a ponzi scheme in the same way all fiat currencies are.

shit will die eventually when governments implement their own blockchain currencies and forbid anyone else.

they only made two and I still cant afford it
so I would just bank and gain interest
buy up some water and metals while I'm at it

its one of the few interesting modern bmw
and pretty much a better version of what I was building a couple of years back

That's because you never go outside other than to run to mcdonalds you fucking neckbeard

could've gotten into the ETH presale and made like 1000x returns

How do you recognize dips, genius?

Is it a dip now? Was it a dip a week ago ago? How about last month?

>moving the goalposts
Just admit you're retarded.

Bitcoin was below $250 around 3 years ago ...

Shoulda bought memecoins when they were introduced. It's too late now.

Buy a Focus RS or a GT350. Then I would spread my investments outward.

actually comfy

Ça s'appelle des combines ducon.

So that's two poor investments that he's made

...

Yellow Gen 1 MR2

Yes it does, you arrogant bitch.

t. Michagander living in north Sweden atm.

Shitcoin doesn't make you rich.
People that mine them were already rich.