Please describe, in a sentence or two, just what's so great about cars

Please describe, in a sentence or two, just what's so great about cars

fast

penis shaped

Freedom.

They can be loud and fast. Car crashes are a good way to kill oneself without guns.

Make go real fast.

Sideways swishy feel fun.

>Car crashes are a good way to kill oneself without guns
Dying trapped in a mangled wreck is a pretty shit way to go actually, you need a lot of speed to be killed on impact

I don't need the shit tier railway system that would cost me more than my car.

Better that then a gun. Fuck adding to gun death statistics and your death being used to take away your right to own guns.

Yeah, let's add to traffic death statistics and contribute to the self-driving car agenda instead

They are an extension of personal freedom. Don't like where you currently are? Great. You can be in a completely different state/province/country by tomorrow. Just hop in this robot capable of speeds twice the legal limit.

They go very fast
They make cool noises
They take you places you haven't been

Why are people replying to this retarded frogposter..

>Dying trapped in a mangled wreck
You arent driving fast enough if that happens.

They are really effective at taking black people to jail/prison.

Hi /r/ cars!

Vroom vroom boom boom zoom zoom

I too, transcended to Veeky Forums after going to /k/

Drive a geo or a chinkmobile then, James May.

I fuck highschool thots in it. Thotties. Lil booties. Big dick stretchin out jaws

they're fun

you press pedal and it goes vrooooom also it looks pretty cool and comfy inside

Downshifting and slamming on the accelerator pedal fucking hard and feeling all that torque.

/k/ is still my main board. It's comfy as fuck.

They’re a form of self expression and a means of personal freedom

Brum brum braap
>Push back into seat