if your grave doesnt say "rest in peace" on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war edition
>The Summer Games 2017 event is Live! >last year's summer games items are back for regular pricing (1x), while new items are also available for event pricing (3x) >the event ends on August 28th youtube.com/watch?v=2OWbGgGjdBk
>DEATHMATCH has been added to the PTR >includes both 6v6 TDM and 8-man FFA >along with a new map built for FFA (it's bloo's family home) youtube.com/watch?v=4_CBzklel1c
Speaking of new maps, Widowmaker's place has me wondering about this post from Kaplan. We got the three non-standard maps with Anniversary and we got Horizon so there should be two more Comp/QP maps coming out before the year is over. I guess Castle Bloo was one of the experiments he mentioned.
Liam James
a Bloo Beachgoer
Nicholas Peterson
Don't forget to donate to my pateron! #Zarya
Kevin Martinez
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Ian Foster
You have good taste.
Lucas Jackson
Junkertown will be a reverse hybrid map Utopea will be a payload map Busan will be a hybrid map
Henry Robinson
I want to lick Tracer's lesbian, dykey pussy!
Joseph Hill
Still miffed that Hanzo didn't get a beach skin.
Isaac Diaz
Guys, can you keep it down? Its late in the Moscow time zone and Zarya is trying to sleep.
Gabriel Jones
>play comp with some friends >everybody always ever want to join the voice chat always every time all the time
>get paired with premades >not never once nobody never premades join the voice chat never
Henry Hughes
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Gavin Anderson
Zarya has a cute button nose, not a fucking schnoz.
Josiah Sanchez
There are people that ACTUALLY think ana 76 will happen
Aiden White
Scattershot and Sonar Arrow should swap cooldowns so Hanzo players don't have to be such fags and rely on Scsttershot for kills and can actually help their team by marking targets through walls more often
Charles Bell
Sorry user. Here's the good stuff.
Tyler Anderson
So wait if Sydney is a bustling metropolis why is Junkertown such a Mad Max shithole?
Angel Bailey
there hasnt even been one fucking le ship xd so far and there wont be one either just shut up
Leo Barnes
but then widowfags would cry even more because their ult simply can't compete with the big asian arrow
Jaxon Morgan
At least post decent artwork instead of tumblr trash
Isaac Clark
hanzo should have an arrow that goes through a wall or a shield/barrier but cant headshot so it's not too op. That way his abilities would have more synenergy
Carson Martinez
Ok, just collecting a (you) or two before I do.
Landon Ramirez
They have like 8 interactions you autist
Daniel Bennett
Do you know of a tumblr full of Hanzo porn? I only know of McCree x Genji
Robert Gonzalez
>Summer >No lifeguard Mercy Blizzard had one fucking job
Oliver Bell
And only one swimsuit? Blizzard dropping the ball hard
Joshua Ross
Stop posting nudes of me, mate. Cheers!
Asher James
If we're basing romance off of interactions I guess that means Zarya is having an orgy with Bastion and Orisa.
Ian Robinson
I found a Hanzo in pixiv, he was pretty lewd and was trapped in ropes
John Garcia
They are too cucked. You're lucky you got one, and it was on the designated sexy character.
Ethan Gonzalez
If only OW team were more like HOTS team, instead of being a bunch of pussies
Jayden Carter
Don't they have two or three?
Jaxon Cook
Next map is going to be a full payload because we haven't had a new one since release, and Junkertown fits the description (Junkrat's treasure, hunks of scrap, a nuke, whatever)
Isaac Turner
I fucking hate this shit so much.
Isaac Bennett
Please say nice things about symmetra and post lewd symmetra art.
Parker Jones
Fucking cucks...
Thomas Walker
>"I don't know. I don't know anymore" they're acting like the world is coming to an end, just fuck off.
Jaxon Lopez
Snorkel Sombra doesn;t count?
Angel Edwards
>McCree
Carson Gonzalez
Blizzard should kill off a character, like Reinhardt or Winston or Lucio. This'd add drama to the story and change up strategies entirely. They should then release two characters to make up for the lost one.
Isaiah Nguyen
Bastion is an older model and only has one dick, but Orisa has the lastest software enhanced hemipenis with vibrations and cum-lube.
Blake Baker
>Why are they all in swimsuits >Widowmaker's default design is skintight latex suit with exposed skin and cleavage everywhere Hippocucks
Julian Foster
HOTS is non-existent to normies so devs can give everyone lewd ass skins there. OW literally has people from all age groups, both genders and spectrums, so they can't fucking release things willy-nilly or their HQ'll get bombed.
Xavier White
>girls sick of being treated like pieces of meat in all forms of media >WAAAAH
Hunter Brooks
I WANT A REINHARDT TITTYPAD
Kayden Williams
>Veeky Forums will never stop being upset that the games industry has outgrown making softcore pornographic games because it makes sense to appeal to a broader audience instead of NEET waifufags Respecting women has never been so funny
Dominic Stewart
HotS, for comparison.
Angel Bennett
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Cooper Harris
Symmetra is the most exotic, probably one the most erotic female characters of the game. Her hips and legs are perfect. I think she looks great.
Anthony Fisher
Thank god the child didn't question why they were all shooting each other, or we wouldn't even have guns anymore.
David Flores
Damnit, tittypad, I told you to make it the -FIRST POST-! I put my ass on the line for you, and this is how you repay me?
Cameron Baker
fucking based devs!!!!!!
David Reed
>playing Pharah >Listening to Montage-tier Rock
This gives me life
also Pharah is the underrated Blufu
Jordan Myers
BLOO
Kayden Bennett
They treat themselves like whores all the time. As soon as they do not get attention, they're ready to get naked to attract men again.
John Campbell
You guys do know that it's only Chris Metzen who's like that, right? Look at HOTS and all of the skimpy stuff in WoW. Only shit he personally works on lately gets censored like that.
Blake Wilson
women are too stupid to be anything else
Jacob Walker
TRICKED
Luke Baker
Yeah but guess what we're playing? Overwatch.
Caleb Foster
Here's a young Reinhardt btw.
Zachary Robinson
I wanna fuck Symmetra
Alexander Foster
Clearly the solution here is to put Orisa in the skimpy swimsuit and Bastion in the banana hammock.
Ryder Nguyen
No, she's a disgusting Indian, stop lying to yourself.
Gabriel King
You guys are lucky enough that one guy and one girl got sexy swimsuit outfits in the FUCKING SPORTS EVENT
Angel Rogers
>no glorious golden lion mane
Fuck off.
Nolan Powell
POO IN O TheL
Cooper Anderson
She's in my top tiers with Blueberry and Mercy.
Easton Sanders
>'Travelling to Junkertown' line datamined
>Eichenwalde=16th Aug >Oasis=3rd Jan >Horizon=31st May >All 4 months apart
>Currently lacking a 4th Escort/Payload map >From Blizz's schedule the best thing for each year is always the first thing of said year
Is Junkertown coming soontm? Is Mauanganui/Utopea the bullshit we want it to be? Will it be able to contend with Eichenwalde/KingsRow for the best map in Overwatch?
Jaxon Harris
Speaking of bloo and mercy, post lewd feet everyone!!
Connor Perry
>If only OW team were more like HOTS team
HOTS has a pretty mediocre, barely lewd Tracer skin and oiled bara Tychus with his dick out. They only teased potentially lewd skins like Johana and Valeera with shitty sprays. If anything the HOTS team is the one full of pussies.
Aaron Sullivan
>Reinhardt >straight How about YOU fuck off
Josiah King
I hate Cyborg 76 but it has the coolest gun. I also like Blackwatch McCree but it has the dumbest gun. Why can't they get the skin+guns aesthetics right?
Blake Rogers
BLUE
Michael Kelly
probably's gonna be revealed at blizzcon or something
Daniel Green
Am I the minority when I say I'm totally ok with this? Early Warcraft had loads of silly stuff like this, his example being a great one. The great Dragon Aspects, the female ones, literally wore bikinis. It really was off putting when the men wore full robes. I'm kinda happy to see them design characters with similar philosophies now.
Blake Hernandez
We'll find out at gamescom. And hopefully get a cinematic I mean it's been almost a year goddamn what the fuck
Eli Foster
you have it all backwards mate
Leo Adams
>WARNING: LONG EXPECTED TIME FOR A FAIR MATCH >get stomped
Jayden Moore
If women don't like it they don't have to play it.
Samuel Ross
Bloo toes
Evan Reyes
dunno man, but cyborg is the only skin i bought with credits, gun model's that fucking good Bone is the best skin though
Levi Sullivan
>Rein is not Pharahs dad, not because it would make sense plotwise, be delightfully ironic, would have synergy with both Pharah/Rein's morals/interests and would cement relationships within the pre-existing cast, but instead is a literal who canadian native indian for diversity points I hate how this shit gets into all walks of life. Like come on, its ludicrous at this point, you simply cannot escape it.
Nolan Brooks
This could all be solved by letting us mix and match
Tyler Campbell
But now the developers don't like it
So what's the problem
Connor Harris
Rules for climbing solo ladder
Rule 1. Don't let retards play dps.
Eli Hernandez
>queue at 3071sr >get paired with a 4 stack that has 3 golds >one gold is mercy mayne, one is roadhog mayne and one is a junkrat mayne >first the the hog does is rush on point and get focused down by reaper and zen what a fucking great match making. gotta afk this one
Isaac Wilson
>Bone is the best skin though
Good choice.
Asher Moore
What he said -> I'm glad Metzen sort of had that creative moment of 'lmao what the fuck are we doing pandering this hard' and proceeded to alter how he worked.
James Nelson
>both genders umm excuse me, theres more than two
Camden Foster
Honestly if Pharah's dad was literally anybody in OW besides obviously Torb, it would be better than having it be some random Canadian Indian who isn't in the game. It could have been Jack, Gabe, Rein, it doesn't matter. But they went with some random dude not even in the game. Just as bad as having Tracer's girlfriend also e some random chick who only shows up once in a comic.
Robert Roberts
I used to think people posting this were just 'merely pretending' but now that we know tumblr actively lurks here I'm sure some of these posts are sincere.
Jack Reed
how to climb in solo queue >one trick off meta while hunting for big ults and neglecting the team work