/owg/ - Overwatch General

Shock and Horror!!!! edition

>The Summer Games 2017 event is Live!
>last year's summer games items are back for regular pricing (1x), while new items are also available for event pricing (3x)
>the event ends on August 28th
youtube.com/watch?v=2OWbGgGjdBk

>Event item tracker
js41637.github.io/Overwatch-Item-Tracker/#/events/SUMMER_GAMES

>DEATHMATCH has been added to the PTR
>includes both 6v6 TDM and 8-man FFA
>along with a new map built for FFA (it's bloo's family home)
youtube.com/watch?v=4_CBzklel1c

>Latest comic
reader.madefire.com/work/w-a2da1239584645338362109be0e7f1fd/read/

>Latest PC patch notes
PTR: playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20972920
Live: playoverwatch.com/en-us/game/patch-notes/pc

>Overwatch dev tracker
overstalk.io

>Hero tips, tricks and basics
pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R

>Source / Quake mouse sensitivity converter
jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Personal stats / leader boards
overbuff.com
masteroverwatch.com

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I WANT A REINHARDT TITTYPAD

I WANNA DATE TRACER

Actual canon thread

Tracer is a pussy addicted dyke who can't get enough of the clam

DAILY REMINDER THAT GENJI LICKS MCCREE'S DIRTY BUNGHOLE CLEAN

This thread is full of homos i reported it.

Good one Tittypadanon, back on schedule. I knew I could count on you.

Yay, thanks!

Who is currently the most balanced hero in Overwatch right now and why?

BLOO

Here comes T.racer!

This kaijuominic is currently terrorising Korea

What you gonna do to it?

Zenyatta.

He can frag out, little heal, big ol heal, and help your team kill gooder.

But his hitbox is atrocious, he has no mobility, Sombra ult removes him from existence, and Winston ruins his life.

If there was only one buff he needs it would be a slight hitbox reduction.

On the subject

Torbjorn is *almost* balanced except his critbox is basically his entire body and there's a slight delay in setting up turrets before you can upgrade. If both of those were addressed, he would be a very respectable niche mid-tier pick.

>Torb
>Balanced
Niche, but not balanced. He isn't very powerful on the maps he should excel (2cp) at and is even said by the pros that he is useless on offense

I just had the most fun I've probably ever had just being a cheesy mei shitter on dorado offense.
Is this what mei mains feel like? It was fun.

Why are the maps so crammed in an FPS
I mean the design would be passable if all characters were smaller or the maps were bigger

note to mention, it was on mayhem

>Characters smaller
What are we, Goblins?

Reminder to report the other thread and the mods will remove it. They always do.

Also who makes the better burger? The grillmaster or the edgemaster?

Tu tu!

Tu tuu tuuuuu!!

Who knows but it defined some key areas of the game like the team sizes. The first map created was Anubis and when asked about team sizes Jeff said they tried 8v8 but Anubis was so cramped they found themselves dying to a lot of random shit so they made the team sizes smaller.

Grillmaster would make the detailed burger, all the proper salad and that

But edgemaster has the half cooked burger. But he got the high quality, big meat pattys

>complains about the other thread
>proceeds to post gay fetish art

holy shit
total mayhem is so fuckin fun

>Literally a fan pic of Reyes and Jack having a burger pre-downfall
I can't read gook, but it just seems like an innocent pic

Tu tuu!

Tu tuu tuuuuu!!

Send a 19 year old gamergirl in a mini mech which only works at close range

That'll fix it.

> it just seems like an innocent pic

Sounds like a r76 fan would post

Are the servers shitting themselves causing lag for anyone else?

I WANT A MCCREE TITTYPAD

Why does r76 trigger you? I'd like to know.

honestly not, but this shit does need to go. It's the equivalent of putting Genji/Mercy in the same pic, THUS MUST BE GENCY fanfic. Sometimes shit's just innocent.

On console we just get days of spikes when server maintenance is obviously going on, so I wouldn't knwo.

Too late, we already have a more consistent worker You on the other hand, have turned up over 20 posts late, haven't even established yourself and use an unfinished drawing. Bad show mate. Don't make me dock your pay.

Why do you get triggered when someone points out anything about your pairing

I WANT A GENGU ASSPAD

Cheers, love

I want to play Overwatch Classic

I asked you a question. I'm not even him.

>Changelogfeature added to the servers
>Allows players to player previous versions/ updates of exiting heroes

Do you not have the gay?

Great, now all the brainless streetpig mains wont be in my games

You can't deny sideboar's 'fixes' weren't a little too much

They should have kept his changes to the PTR until it was actually good to go

Tu tu tuuuu!

Tu turu tu tuuuuu!

Anyone else find it odd the wiki doesn't have a log of changs?

Does anyone have that folder of all the UWAA~ Pachimari avatar pics?

imo we should have vanilla roadhog, when his hook was 10 seconds cooldown, make the hook hitbox a bit smaller and give him more hp and a passive that makes him less of an ult battery

This desu

>imo we should just buff release roadhog
not even hog mains are THAT stupid

This thread needs more Shadman

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Widowmaker is ugly.

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He's going to wake Jack up. That's rude.

>My thread is dying off because I spammed shadshit
>I know, I'm gonna do the same here in the other, healthier thread
>Everyone hates me and nobody else is laughing, ain't I funny hahahahahahahahahaha
>Haha look at all the salty replies, I'm such a cool troll
You gotta be 18 to use the site mate.

I should make some new ones.
imgur.com/a/UGlFu

i want to stick my dick in the pachi

You the uwahh guy?
Must say, used a few as reaction images from time to time. If you make more, make them more reactiony

I need ideas though. What kind of expression do you want?

Literally not what's happening

>that russian google translate
kek

Post music you listen to while playing your main
youtube.com/watch?v=wY3kl5CRSkc
Lucio

Not him but I'd love a smug Pachimari, please

stop taling about sh*dman
stop posting sh*dman
forget about sh*dman

Just pachiversions of pre-existing established reactions.
From my file, some common ones are
-Absolutely Abhorrent
-Staring into the abyss
-400000 keks
-ebin
-sadkitten
etcetc

>tl;dr do pachiversions of other reaction images

Don't main Lucio, but i listen to comfy music like this when playing him
youtube.com/watch?v=pYSrlygyhi4

a pachimemeballsmiley template would be nice to adapt for myself

He shouldn't have been nerfed at all.

youtube.com/watch?v=pNkQMtZAMAw

Zen

we did it reddit!

>cosplaying the inferior version

>McCree nerfs: Wow, these are pretty bad. I'm basically out of the games' meta right now
>Roadhog fixes: Hold my drink

Give it credit where it's due, looks better when matched with the surroundings. The palettes compliment each other

>when the team isn't that booga, but you are full on ooga

It would be less cruel to remove roadhog from the game at this point.

Remember when this was the sentiment with Rein?
Oh how wrong we were.....

>Lucio
>Not youtube.com/watch?v=3hbpLnqa-TI
Jet set radio is also acceptable

Post cosplay

>now arriving at ilios

UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND
UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND
UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND

>now arriving at Lijang tower

?

>Jet set radio is also acceptable
youtube.com/watch?v=4V4IEV8l-gA

>Now arriving at Hanamura

I wasn't the original user, but thanks for explaining anyway

Now arriving at time to feel numbani

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Sorry mate, your posters are being torn down so little Mary su- I mean Efi Oladele can have her mugshot in the spotlight.

Permanently.

Smug
Ahegao
Blushing scared
Blushing aroused
Drunk
Confused
Bullied

Why are they celebrating Efi all over the city? What did Efi do? Upgrade a shitterbot that got embarrassingly rekt in its first and only outing?

What is the best track in the game and why is it both the Eichenwalde intro an the Eichenwalde trailer

we wuz scientists and shieeet

>implying I care and I wont just wall ride on her smugface
I'm just bothered they didn't really gave any info on the map about the previous DF(at all) and instead adding stuff we already know about.

She masterfully self made her own AI system, fully repaired a nigh destroyed war machine, completely overhauled software systems to allow for an AI to be installed, repurposed it for more menial jobs, safely installed a functioning antimatter reactor, invented an entirely new machine which increased damage output by all nearby droids by 50% in the immediate vicinity, greatly improved basic weapons systems and added a new ability where it could redirect navigation systems to defence with no tangible downside-anchoring the robot in place using some otherworldly magik. At 11 years old

>tl;dr she wuz enjuneer n shiet

ITT shit you just noticed

Everyone has 1 special ability that allows them to escape from battle

>be multimillion dollar corporation
>can't colour between the lines
>have to give the African girl anime eyes to be more appealing
>dress futuristic african girl with tribal markings and random accessories which serve no purpose on an 11yr old girl genius
>can't colour between the lines

God, I'm not much against the concept, but damn that is one shitty pic.

what about roadhog and bastion?