League of Legends General - /lolg/

Lulu is my HONEY and i wanna BEE with her edition!

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Shyvana!

Riven is fun!

Best boy
Best girl
Best starguardians
Best couple

REPORT ALL LULU THREADS.

I used to post this every day

Disdain for the lulu-poster.

When was the last time the actual League of Legends was mentioned in the League of Legends lore?

League of Legends was retconned.

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They retconned the lore. There is no League of Legends anymore. Summoners don't exist. Apparently people just get together and fight for no reason now.

Xth for all waifus are great even if thye are short

#KillingIt

Disdain for waifufags in general

source?

What are some champs I can play in top lane that can consistently 1v5?
I'm fucking tired of playing in this god forsaken fucking rank and thinking I can rely on my team.

exactly who has been here longer

by right of 4skin culture i am chapter master of lolg, maybe even primarch

They changed the lore in like season 2

top lul

Good
The entire concept of summoners and the league was an autismo overdrive

Darius

Jinx is cute and cuddy

Croco cock

This edition lacks salt....bring me another!

>Having a story is autismo
What

>sona still calls you Summoner
>Brolaf still asks the summoner to summon him like two... no, SIX hot chicks, stat!"

WHERE IS THE DICK?

Having a story isn't autismo
But having a story that revolves around controlling beings that could destroy the world and forceful self inserts is

Flat

half the roster still calls you summoner

you know exactly who it is that predates your dumb thirsty ass
>by right of 4skin culture i am
a fucked cunt that can't breach into masters let alone challenger

xth for CLIMBing!
you can DO IT user!

i know, i was just jokin

There is more story than there ever was right now my man.

And even no story is better than bad story

you aren't primarily playing leona
stop posting her like you are doing just that, it's misleading.

I got to gold yesterday. Thanks for all the encouragement, CLIMBanon!

dont get too far ahead of yourself

That's because Riotâ„¢ takes it's sweet ass times with updates and reworks

>leona fag hit silver

what

>Jinx
>Phimotic
>narrowness of the vagina.
>or
>has a feminine benis

Either way, it's a win.

>mfw futa Jinx's cock is barely 3 inches

>mfw she can only produce about a tablespoon worth of cum when you fuck her

I wanna go cuteposting with Lulu!

you're playing jungle when this guy slaps your toplaner's ass, what do?

Report you for false accusations because Renekton isn't gay

*charges at you*

Love me

>What champion pisses you off the most.webm

Not everything can have a dick version

personally I wouldn't go that small but I would say slightly below average with a surprising amount stored inside

What if she wants to lewdpost?

>Random autismo adds you and starts hitting on you because you used a Star Guardian skin

>top against proxy singed autist
>mfw i'm kayle and he is behind in cs

*uses you as public transport*

Would be A+ if you had Lux there instead of Kat

I want my tip to go swimming in Vayne's gooey butthole!

uhm

>be decent player
>play ranked
>i play normal while my team rapes the enemie team
>enemie team had no chance
nice matchmaking lolbabs

That's my line

>gooey shitters
no

It's almost as if how you play has absolutely zero bearing on whether you win or lose 90% of games. Either your team stomps and you can feed your ass off and still get carried to a win or your team feeds and you can go 20/0 and still lose. You cracked the code.

who's the most underwhelming champion to play?

>have a godlike fizz game
>they try and flash away from me
>they dont know who i am
>use my 10 billion percent slow chum on them
>use my dash to catch up, hit them with w, and then turn around and spam laugh while a giant bunny comes up and eats the fuck out of Free Week Janna #12601313-68

FEELS
FUCKING
GOOD

now i have to go crop a lot of fizz porn and get some reaction images

Simple geometry

>This LCS game

Name that champion you always forget is in the game

fuck off

>Free Week Janna #12601313-68
>plays normals
lol

Fiora.

lol kid iv never even tried, i sit at the bare minimum to be considered good every season cus leeg sucks

and no, nobody predates me at this point. every1 before is dead and gone. only eyem has similar longevity i think??

camera angle make it look like he missed, he didn't

shes strong and till recently was top 3 most winrate champs, i dont forget her

>criticizing a level 12 account for playing normals
a u t i s m

How does she wear a bodysuit and not be a squelching mess?

You could play this Janna mid depending on numbers

How does jhin wear a bodysuit and not be a squelching mess?

Making an acc on a new region
Should I take the 50/50 trying to get hyena ww or play it safe & just get either lord mordekaiser or pentakill mordekaiser?

(you get 975RP skin on new accounts from the champs you have unlocked)

sorry, it's reserved

Warwick.

who would he main?

Who wants to go swimming in Jhin's swamp nuts?

kennen, how is thsi even a question

Who wants to go swimming in Vayne's swamp ass?

Literally who?

I do!

RESERVED

SHE HAS OWNER I'm saying this for your own good you don't want your flesh melted

How do I get out of d4

How do I get out of d1

y

d4 is the new benchmark for being good u dont need to suffer ranked any longer

I am a human being, Shauna loves normal human men.

>toplaner trades like an ape and blows flash at level one and is at 20%
>two minutes later my jungler is still doing chickens
The pve shitter role needs to be eliminated.

by dropping to d2

win or lose games

>waa I need someone to babysit my lane
imagine not winning lane against someone without flash that's 20% hp

thats mostly because she isnt independantly strong!
dont get me wrong, i still LOVE playing as her, its just that she requires a lot of synergy with teammates and in bronze/silver thats hard to come by
thats why ive been playing a lot of Taric, he can keep his team alive and set up plays for even the most braindead of players!
with the coming leo buffs im also looking at taking her top and use her as a sort of splitpushing naut!
AMAZING job user!
keep CLIMBing!
NOTHING will stop this CLIMB!
ANYONE can CLIMB user!
even YOU!

why would she do that when she could love demon girls?

But i want to get master like all the cool kids

>jungler finishes his clear instead of rushing to babysit you
hm interesting

>she isnt independently strong!
build titanic you gigantic idiot

>play hypercarry that does no damage before three items
>expected to 1v1 a lane bully
Pve shitters literally don't know how this game works. That's why they need to play 1v0

She only does that to sate the blood moon, it's for the good of everyone!

xth for breast metal waifu

Where the hell do you get your motivation from? I always just give up on ranked (again) whenever I get demoted (again)

so is he, but hotter
hell naw

have you tried not being bad