/meg/ - Mass Effect General

Best crew Edition.

>MEG's updated Pastebin:
pastebin.com/ehq8JjR2

>Femtur Pastebin:
pastebin.com/MEdWcTu9

>MegSev adventures:
MegSev dot blogspot dot com

>All previous Collages that we know of:
imgur.com/a/FSJBQ

>Andromeda is dropped:
blog.bioware.com/2017/08/19/mass-effect-andromeda/

Previous bread:

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1st for Miranda

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Virgin Gagarin-class space station SSV Measured Equine Genitals, requesting permission to dock, over.

EVERYONE WANTS A SPIKY GIRLFRIEND

*static* Haha, virgin. *static*

I want Miranda's asshole!

genocide the turians

>Cursor
Everyone wants a spiky girlfriend

fucking degenerate

Fuck off, raptor fag

Xth for adopted sistah

>ayylmaoware

Ralph stay in wowg Dont come here

Spaceship battles in Mass Effect?
>youtu.be/nZdHpx4lmZo

why are you playing as Katt Williams

EVERYONE WANTS A SPIKY GIRLFRIEND

>Alienware
AYYLMAO

Yeah that is ralph

Vetra is cute and I want to cuddle her.

Dumb looking soldiers, but I love the ship. Especially the retro-thrusters.
>tfw no civilian heavy-lift version
>tfw no dropping off supplies between colonies and outposts in a single system
>tfw no taking a break at one of the bars, walking around the nature/hermetically sealed parks
>tfw not chatting with the locals before the next shift

10/10 would pilot

I'll say it right now: I am super excited for this game, and it looks like a vast improvement over the first.

Saving up so I can get the pre-order.

I believe the soldiers are furries, hence the dumb helmets.

Oh, that's why the left one has bunny ears?

live.

or don't.

The weight on his chest breathed steadily, her hot breath tickling his skin as it escaped from the gap her dropping mandibles created.
Her eyes were half-closed, watching the holographic movie, but she was tired and he could feel how she struggled to stay awake, how her headmovements slowed to a crawl, her eyes closing only for her defiant mind railing against rest to force herself awake again.
He knew why she forced herself to be lucid, usually she never resisted a nap on his chest but now Thraxis Chronicles was on the holo, and she needed to know if Illiothax and Therani would finally get together. But as the episode kept dragging out the reveal, her defiant twitches and groans became all the more rare as she started to succumb to sleep.

Then, in one final act of rebellion she bent her leg, forcing her long spur into his thigh. The sudden pressure and pain caused her human mattress to move, just enough to disturb her rest and reposition her body.
"Jesus christ." He murmured. "We can record it, go to sleep already." She looked up at him, her cyan eyes barely visible between her nearly closed eyelids. She yawned, her mandibles vibrated as the muscles controlling them stretched along with her jaw. "I want to see the end."
He sat up, bringing her up with him. "in that case I need to change position, your collar is digging into my chest."
She mouthed a quiet "sorry" as she sat up beside him, pulling the blanket over her body.

They watched the show together, at the end he fell asleep on her shoulder.

comfy/10

I'd like to walk into the cockpit and see my co-pilot already in her seat. Her suit snug in all the right places.

Need more cute pilots and crew.

Nice and comfy.

Not gonna lie, I was expecting the Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually asari military command. They're busy tending to what's left of their planet. pasta

Can cruisers in Mass Effect go in-atmo? It'd be really cool to see something like this. Boarding it in the rainy night, the name of the ship lit up by strategically placed lights.

I don't know if I'll get it at launch, but it's certainly an improvement.
Then again, it'd be hard to do worse than the previous game.

That's some damn comfy shit user, good work.

You wake up within a residential ward on the citadel in the year 2184. What do you do?

we need to worry about reapers?

The monster towered over them, a titanic horror of blue-black armour that made his head itch when he looked at it.
It moved slowly, methodically over the mass of people, ignoring their cries of fear as it strode on legs like skyscrapers.
Yet with every thundering step the screams grew quieter as the itch in their minds grew into an oppressive calm. He felt it too, a wall of enforced tranquility, his thoughts dulled and rendered harmless. Then another part of him grew, the itching part in the very back of his head piercing through the foggy maze of his self, sharp and black and slicing through his synapses, his thoughts.
The crowd at the reaper's feet ceased their cowering and started following, treading through mounds of broken glass and twisted rebar, pulled by the itch, the scratching on the inside of their craniums that stabbed orders into their heads.
The civilians didn't scream as the reaper relayed rudimentary combat-training directly into their heads. Previously terrified house maids and courtesans fashioned crude re-bar clubs while once-soldiers distributed side-arms and grenades.
Yet throughout all this, a small part of his mind remained, locked in a battle with the itch, swelling against the growing forest of razors beamed into his head.
He managed a twitch, then a shake. He started limping, falling behind the horde as his system fought with itself, the reaper strode onwards, one of many didn't matter, it didn't register the loss because the crowd was never a gain, just a side-effect of being.
He slipped past a family of quarians holding their boot-knives in shaking hands, they wore matching red suits and they walked without looking, like the rest of the crowd. He noticed they never looked at their feet, yet they never fell. The reaper somehow having merged the entirety of the horde into a networked entity, sharing data freely.

It was beautiful.

Tears flowed, as he realized how hopeless resistance was. He fell to his knees, his self a ragged mess of raw thoughts and wounds in the mind, his head ached and his vision blurred by the tears now falling freely from his eyes.
The itch remained, whispering in a language he didn't understand, something guttural and elaborate. The connection was not broken, it was just damaged. He'd never be rid of this horror, it was too late, it had been planted in all of them. They could never beat ease again.
He listened to the deep voice in his head, unable to turn his inner eye from it.
Then he smiled, grinning as understanding dawned on him.
He understood, finally, the language unfurled into English, translated from the tongue of a distant land
It was good. Good that he opened it, the message, he smiled. Smiled wider than ever before, wider than when he met his alien lover, wider than ever.
Tears flowed from his eyes, his deranged grin guided him upward, happiness brought him onto his feet.
This wasn't his own mind, this wasn't the reapers. It wasn't asari miltary command, because they were busy tending to what was left of their planet. It was from another.
Oh god it was so beautiful. The little seed in his head, in everyone's head, growing, blossoming into a beautiful flower.
He wasn't as weak as the voice thought. He survived, he was better than the rest! He started running back towards the crowd, laughing in his head as the cacophony of the others gently probed into his head. He joined the network, or the network joined him, he wasn't the only one who saw, who understood. The voice had fooled them all, acceptance and love flowed over him.

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youtube.com/watch?v=ye31ZhLDFUw
Why was ME's music so damn good?

Well done, user. You truly have a way with words. You bastard.

ok i'm going to base this on the fact that their are reapers
>after getting over my initial confusion i hit the books knowing i have 2 years
>after learning what i need to know i try to find a femdrell to woe into getting bonded with
>she has to live on Kahje
>as the reaper war gets closer and closer i bring up moving back to Kahje
>if she says yes i live if she says no plan a vacation to Kahje that would carry me over to September 21
>once her family sees whats going on we would be offered to stay while the war rages on
>and since there was no reaper invasion on the planet i will live through it
femdrell pussy is nice too

Thanks I'm glad you like it.

I'm sorry.

Thanks user. I started writing it when listening to a dark song, but then the playlist switched to a happier one and I wasn't sure what to do.
So i memed.

Find a qt ayy gf.
Fail miserably.
Grow as a person.
Aqquire ayy gf.
See reapers attack.
Make daring escape to some out of the way colony word.
Live till I'm 160 and die in my sleep in the arms of ayy gf, without any pain.
Have my corpse launched into the sun.
The end.

Beautiful, got me again.

>quarians

Yup, it's Edd.

It sure is.

I want Hahne-Kedar to develope a four- or six-legged robot equipped with the equivalent of a 20mm Vulcan.
Or a different company. General Robotics, under contract by the Systems Alliance's Advanced Research Projects Agency.

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Dunno, but they definitely had a couple tracks I'll remember for years

Watch ayy porn

I thought it was still well done, but the subtle KLing caught me by surprise. I felt violated.

Move to salarian space immediately and buy real estate there.

ser kesh was still attacked
Kahje is the place to be

ftfy

What happened to the user that was writing about the brothel on Omega? I want to know if the qt ayy maid would be embarrassed if I lewdly squeezed her butt while she was working.

I mean, imagine being blasted by this

Is goosing common enough in this (or that) age that you need to specify the squeezing as lewd?

The dakka aint got nothing on the shutter effect responsible for those backwards tracers.

Actually, it's firing backwards.

>tfw you're waifu will never kiss your dick
>files.catbox.moe/b1pwm6.mp4

Fucking hell that's hot

weeb trash

Also this:
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The GitS song made me laugh.

You just jealous she ain't your waifu

Eh.

That was at least 2 minutes longer than it needed to be.

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So, what are ya doing right now /meg/ to stay comfy?
Playing some Darkest Dungeon here and doing a terrible job at it.

Wrapping up dark souls 1 at the moment user, then maybe i'll do a replay of me1.

playing fallout 4
maybe some elite dadgerious later

Going to bed in a bit. Just ordered the 1995 Ghost in the Shell blu-ray.

Tweaking my cruiser in From the Depths. My torpedos keep getting stuck on the deck and blowing up the AA secondaries.

nate or nora?

nate

shit man. his VA sucks ass. so many of his lines or overacted or just not said in the right tone.

figuring that out now
i hate how no one acts surprised that he has power armor training
also how does the wife have power armor training

>power armor training
they cut that out.

who fucks with lore worse Bethesda or bioware

Bioware for sure, they go back on shit just to make other shit fit.. but Bethesda cuts shit out to make the game not "complicated"

FO4 is a great action game but is lacking as a RPG, and if you do everything once then youve just done everything and all the other playthrough will be more of less that same.

only big changes in roleplaying are picking the other spouse or another main faction. other than that. same shit.

youtube.com/watch?v=k-wQ9YnQhgo&feature=youtu.be

Dunno if this is entirely worthy of me breaking my many years of lurking but enjoy (or not?)

>FO4 is a great action game but is lacking as a RPG, and if you do everything once then youve just done everything and all the other playthrough will be more of less that same.

Sounds like Skyrim. Next Bethesda game won't even have levels.

>many years of lurking
wtf nigga how?

also
>posting N7 day shit not on N7 day.

ES:VI is gonna suck

>ywn run away with your ayy gf from the reaper threat
>ywn build a homestead on a far flung planet for her
>ywn hunt while she farms and keeps the home
>ywn live your lives together in peace and blissful isolation with a massive collection of music, books, movies, and vidya downloaded from the extranet for entertainment

Bethesda are just bad at lore, Bioware on the other hand don't put it ahead of decisions that would make a game better

i'm saying they're extremely lazy all it would take was one line saying "oh wow you have power armor training well we're lucky" but no we get none of that

Easy i'm just along for the ride.

And hey nothing else was happening so why not?

nah but see that would still complicate the game. what would they say to justify the wife having power armor training? see? that why they just cut it out.

>And hey nothing else was happening so why not?
alright, yeah, good point.

yeah i agree thats why we shouldn't be having power armor in the first 30 minutes of the game

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yeah true.

>tfw Mass Effect didn't die a quick and painless death

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What're the exact steps needs in Mass Effect 3 to have the Geth and Quarian at peace for best War Assets? Regards to past games too.
Unless if I should use a save editor.

>iwn be winter
>ayy gf will never be not adapted to cold environments
>swn cuddle up in front of the fire under a blanket made from the fur of a beast you shot
>swn be completely naked

i was full renegade and iir i threatened the quarians by threatening to give the geth that reaper code if they didnt stop attacking, and i remember mostly siding against the quarians

but seriously dude just look on the wikia

I am but it's confusing as fuck. Would think having both the Geth and Quarians against the Reapers would be best.

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You must import a save from ME2, peace is impossible without it.

The important choices are for Tali to have been acquitted in her trial, for the Heretic Geth to have been destroyed, and the Tali-Legion conflict to have been resolved (paragon or renegade choice on that doesn't matter)

You can flip ONE of those choices if you want (having Tali exiled from the fleet or saving the Heretics) and still get peace if you do all the Rannoch side quests in ME3.

LMAO
DEAD GAME
DEAD GENERAL
DEAD FRANCHISE

>bumping the general of a dead game
nigga what?