/owg/ - Overwatch General

I wanna fuck DVa!

Fareeha maybe? on the big screen soon!

bags of sand

you're better off fucking someone with an actual ass

>huge tiddie Junker Queen
YES PLEASE

What is she thinking about?

You need to use images that show off his pecs

I actually think she has the best body

it will be junkrat, roadhog and hanzo

it will still be a comedy.

Pharah is the most boring character in the entire game with no personality whatsoever and no relevance. I don't know why anyone likes her.

>Mercy extension on the big screen

>69post
>That image
Looks like I'm gonna be busy for a while

>The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
but which is which?

Was that Junktown animation outsourced to a fan who does SFM videos?

>military
>power armor
>dark skin

hanzo good hog bad joonkrit ugly

Because I want to fuck her and see her animated in high quality. Like I give a shit about Blizzard's pathetic attempt at a story.

This is what they did for WoW

She is boring in the game too. She is literally nothing.

then fucking buy one and stop posting about it in literally every fucking general you shitlord.

>tfw no Bloo to go to the beach with

how do i filter waifufags, gayfags, lorefags and whiningaboutmetafags in this general????

SEND HELP

>Lets give DVA a slap on the wrist
>Compensate her with rockets and a bunch of quality of life changes

Genji and Dva seems to always be on some untouchable platform yet everyone else gets jack shit to a point they are unplayable.

...

you leave the general

end it all

>play mayhem
>your team picks widow, hanzo, and torbjorn

Why

>junkrat
The good, just wants to defend his treasure, The omnium
>hanzo
the bad, Pretends to befriend junkrat to steal his treasure and pass his talon initiation
>the ugly
Roadhog, self explanatory

So?

>not just having her talk about how she has "plastic explosives" and "ballistics"

Who (in your opinion) is the
>most overrated hero?
>most underrated hero?
>the hero shitters complain about the most?

Its dark, but not quite Ana*John Redcorn. Look at their skin contrast in pic related

A hhhwite man is the daddy. A burly, german hhhhwite man

1. Tracer. She's great, but not as great as everyone says.
2. Roadhog. He's terrible, but not as terrible as everyone says.
3. Hanzo: he deserves every complaint.

No man, Pharah's just the albino child.

>Get two legends back to back
>Another Ponytail Zarya and Beetle Orisa

I already have the better color and Null sector looks less retarded.

this *snaps finger repeatedly*, mmmmhmm this

Pharah was born before Overwatch was formed.

>Pharah
>from a lore standpoint Symmetra
>Mercy

qt brownie

Why would Mercy be extended on the big screen?

Is there a worse recolor skin than White Hat McCree?

Do you know what an albino is? Beached white with a pink nose, eyes and ears, often sickly

A war hardened german man and Ana were also around before OW. Your point?

>only 2 tanks in the game now
thanks blizz

It's not Chu's fault Ana's better than she is.

Bright green sombra

Firstly we still currently have D.Va in a tanky state, secondly Rein, Orisa and Winston are tanky by nature

Hopefully tanks get completely eliminated from the game, it's a horrible concept for a shooter and is unfun as fuck. Especially Reinhardt.

Albino. Child.
>A war hardened german man and Ana were also around before OW. Your point?
War hardened German was fighting in Germany while the Egyptian sniper already had her kid with Redcorn elsewhere.

I love Angela!

She's a smart and kind angel!

>Pharah was born before Overwatch existed
>Ana likely didn't know Rein before then
>we have a spray and comic with Pharah's dad
>it was confirmed by Chu that the guy Pharah was with is her dad

"Reeeee she's too light to be his" doesn't count because it's obvious the guy doesn't have a canon design yet judging from how different he looked in Reflections (where he did look light enough to be her dad). Anahardt can still be a thing, but Rein isn't Pharah's dad, people just need to let go of that.

It is Chu's fault that Anything>Nothing though

>Junkertown is run just like the Citadel in Mad Max
>Junkers are rewarded breast milk by the big titty Junker Queen straight from her perfect milk filled breasts
>Junkrat has displeased his Queen and been kicked out of Junkertown
>Now has to create a cunning plan to get back in and gainthe favour of his Queen so he can get the prized milk.
Figured out the plot of the new map.

Here is a preview of the sort of thing you'll see in Wednesday's cinematic. I wish.

>Anahardt can still be a thing
Why people suggested it to be a thing was because of Pharah, though.

Pharah is pale because she wears a helmet all day, and gets no rays. Solved.

>start playing Zarya more
>use her on offense
>enemy teams just throw damage at you
>just melt anyone or bomb 2 or more
Why is she so good?

Whats the most made you've ever gotten in this game? Have you ever raged out at the game? youtu.be/GjivoPeryvE?t=325

us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20758746118?page=2#post-30
>Defense Matrix: Energy drain increased by 2x. This means her effective uptime for this ability has been reduced by 50%.
>Boosters: D.Va can now use her Fusion Cannons while flying.
>New ability - Micro Missiles
>these changes allow her to play more aggressively and deal more damage

And they have a chemistry that has nothing to do with Pharah. It can still work just fine.

>Overrated
Now that D.Va's getting changed idk

>Underrated
Doomfist. The Koreans are catching on, but this character is a pretty great off-DPS when used properly, and 'properly' meaning just fucking slamming right click into the opposing team nonstop

>Shitter complaining
Doomfist again, lol. He may be underrated at top level, but low-ELO doomfists go for the most obvious right clicks on the face of the earth and shitters can never hear him charging and step away like they should

taking rewrite suggestions

Because she she removes the shooter aspect of the game while negating everything you do to her and send it back. Combine that with anyone she will excel well.

they literally flirt in game user

I wanna ____ Tracer

Gayest female hero: Tracer

Gayest male hero: Doomfist

>Widowmaker statue shipping in 10 days
Do they charge you when you order, or when they ship?

>in dvas model her side shoulders have 2 prominent hatches each
>on junker skin its even more visible, the lower hatch is missing and a barrel is barely visible
>only exception is officer dva that has a air intake and the hatch
it was planned all along

ALL ALONG

EVER SINCE ONE YEAR AGO

when will gremlin dva get something?

marry

Ana was fighting in the same crisis numbnuts. Pretty sure it's more likely for a European and a Middle Eastern soldier to find each other than a Middle Eastern and a Native Indian Canadian-especially in a time of war.

>kind angel
I mean sure, if you want to believe that kinda thing.

get better at!

"I wanna 'smash that fucking 1337 chest stop watch. Fuck you,' Tracer"

Why does Pharah have Reinhardt posters on her wall? What purpose do they serve?

Genji and Lucio

Symmetra, can basically carry a game but everyone ignores that

Doomfist and Hanzo are one trick ponies who are absolute garbage besides the fact they can get random kills

Order.

Anally penetrate

Change the Irin head so it looks directly to the left so the one eye thing is present, but the body is in the same position. Bar that it's perfect.

she touches herself to them

Keep Dvas DM at 4 seconds, make it block 50% of incoming projectiles always at least 1, bring back roadhogs self heal ult charge at a lower rate, roadhog now counters Dva and Dva isnt insane anymore

tickle

How can people be so fucking bad at mayhem?

And yet, it was a Canadian Turok that got to Ana and had the kid with her first two years prior when the crisis was happening while the German was fighting in his homeland. Ana was fighting elsewhere.

>block 50% of incoming projectiles
id rather keep it at 4 seconds and make recharge takes 20 seconds

relying on RNG is terrible. imagine a tracer who ults a DMing dva relying on RNG to maybe get the ult out or not.

Fangirl/first shlick.

I thought they were playing really bad even for quick play, then I noticed... the bronze rank.

Blizzard's pandering to SJWs making Pharah's dad some literally who Injun so people would stop crying over some fucking skins was such a stupid decision that echoes across the shipperfag battlegrounds to this day

hnnnng - Junker Queen feeding Tracer...
My dick couldn't handle that my dude. Lesbian breastfeeding is unironically my fetish.

>pharah

>junkrat

>junkrat

>Whats the most made you've ever gotten in this game?
what?
>Have you ever raged out at the game?
not really, there are times where my team is decisively playing like shit and i decided to throw

>underrated Lucio

Fuck off I see him every game to a point people scream bloody murder if we don't have him on the team.

7 (seven) (07) different utub channels covering D.vas changes because of a blue post that might just turn into nothing.

if this game dies it will not be for the lack of advertisement. goddam.

If you get a bad team, just pick zarya or Winston. They can carry most matches on their own

love

>Feminism wins even in Junkertown

Goddamn it, Blizzard