Bought a new car, what can I do to make it faster?

Bought a new car, what can I do to make it faster?

C30A swap+hybrid delete

>hybrid delete

but i like my mpgs ;_;

give it to me ill take care of it

you can take the GT-R, it's too antiquated.

Your supouse to put sage in the options and not the name.

cover it in vaseline it'll help reduce drag

Choose one
>mbgs :D :DD
>performance

Nothing should had waited for the type r version

>Order NSX key off ebay'
>Go to car meet and hold key
>me car
JK though you should of got the older gen NSX as the new ones are turd, But thats your money and car.

Oh no no no, that's not my car.

My car is in the background :D

...

Bread on the hood faggot

>should of got the older gen NSX as the new ones are turd
Nostalgia is one hell of a drug satan.

Nice $30,000 Accord Coupe, OP.

How come this got the V8 and the new LS didn't?

Sell it and buy a ZR1.

Drive it downhill

Because sedan buyers are pussies compared to the Chads that buy coupes and Lexus knows this.

Nice can't turn handbag.

Learn to drive

How's being a valet OP

He said faster

Resetting the trip odometer once your cruising down the highway doesn't count.

kill yourself alphonse

I love seeing people respond to this picture, 40mpg highway is 40mpg highway regardless of what way you look at it. The only way you can cheat that is to drive behind a tractor trailer, but if you go on any Corvette forum you will find owners who are getting very similar numbers

Pigfat

Did you forget to take your meds again satan?

put a racing stripe on it... 30+hp

Nigga that's a $150,000 civic hybrid.

>should of
Opinion instantly invalidated.

If he did that it'd say 99mpg or something like that.

It is too fast for real world anyway. Unless you track it, but even there it's plenty fast, especially in corners. That torque vectoring is borderline magic.

>camry with a 2000 pound body kit