Your car is now your woman

She's a chubby chick who fucks well but likes to snack in front of the TV a bit too much. You won't have many problems. If you're in America yes, other men will be jealous because those of women are in demand there (low standards all around)

>Korean
>makes nice sound
>very thirsty

is good

She's a frenchy 14 years old. Short stacked, feminine traces, her interior is like velvet. Somewhat high maintenance though. Drinks more than I would like her to.
It's a Citroen C3 by the way, like the one in the picture.

Cute.

>bmw x5 e53
>tall and big german girl who like snoo snoo
>reliable and loyal
>some tiny scars here and there
>smooth skin
>easy to throw on the bed despite her weight

Young Japanese girl who is very athletic, loves to run and is very boastful. Simple, loyal, and she's not afraid to tell you what she wants.

Girl that was hot in high school but got involved with a bunch of different different sketchy dudes, leaving her beat up, worn out, and addicted to coke.

>chubby but incredibly athletic
>not beautiful but not a total uggo, unique looking
>carries a big purse for all my shit
>sounds gud
>is comfortable
>has some minor scars and scrapes but has generally aged well.

I see these more often than not.
Isnt the engine bay full to the brim that you cant even stick your arm fully into it?

>Acura TL
>half Japanese, half white
>not skinny, but not fat (for an American, anyway)
>classy but mildly aggressive attitude (I like that kinda energy desu)
>280hp so she's in pretty decent shape but not a fucking bodybuilder
I'm okay with this lol

That is incredibly accurate

>probe

Well fuck.

>Not the hottest, but cute in that girl-next-door kind of way
>short, average body
>seems to always have a goofy, lovable smile when she sees you
>pretty smart and creative, but high-strung and anxious most of the time
>though the slightest bit dainty, she's still willing to get a little rough and rowdy
>doesn't eat a whole lot, mostly a cheap date

I really can't complain desu

Thn engine bay is quite cramped, especially in the turbocharged models.
It makes any work have a few extra steps but it’s not too bad.

glad my car isn't stanced, don't want a cripple.

Korean chicks are good right?
>cheap
>small
>loyal

Changing timing belt must be a bitch no?

Marriage material.

>The eternally smiling tiny asian girl that loves running and is amazing in bed.
Truly is

that's a man, baby

It is and absolute cunt of a job that involves removing the front passenger wheel and some of the suspension bits. Luckily it’s a non-interference engine so if you do go more than 75k miles between changes and blow the belt you don’t kill the engine.

Damn, and i thought i have it bad in my A3 8L.

>'99 Seat ibiza
Short, white spanish girl, always there for me, she does whatever for me.
Can't complain

2008 W204

>aryan master race
>well styled
>keeps her self looking good
>got some grunt to her
>kinda bland personality
>dedicated and reliable though

40 year old airport stripper with big fake tits and stretch marks. Chain smoker, c section scars. Sucks a mean Dick though

I'm guessing she'd be fat

or is it thicc

Lets say its thicc.
If you prefer fat i wont judge.

>barren interior

my woman doesnt exist! nice! girls are yucky anway!

she has left over baby fat because shes clearly a mum of 3 if she was one of those

>tfw pickup
thick muscular type, work slave genetics, big appetite

checking all the boxes right here

I didn't want to fuck cars before I started coming here I swear to God

>thicc mature Japanese gf
Hell yeah nigga

>986 boxster
>I don't have time to worry about her face cause I'm too busy staring at dat ass

young sexy muscled up American white girl who I try to keep happy because she can and will kick my ass. Low maintenance but violently agoraphobic/demophobic

>white S550 Mustang GT PP

A hard life has left her beaten down and broken. She's got serious medical problems, some of which nobody can find the cause or cure for, and any hope for recovery was lost long ago. For whatever reason, she still wakes up every morning without fail, against all expectations, even though by now nobody would blame her if she gave up and ended her suffering. Despite everything, she still lives and breathes.

Fuck, we're a perfect goddamn match.

Any car equivalents to this?

CVPI

Red head BBW with a fantastic ass. Lots of fun to be around. Fucks great.

Brera

I'm guessing my Crosstrek is a hairy woman that eats granola and likes to go camping. Not much different than your standard Crosstrek driver.

98 xj

>small-ish red-headed country girl
>bit cranky on cold mornings(synchros don't synchro until the trans warms up a little)
>a few scars from long winters
>not afraid to get dirty, but can't take too much abuse (because lolunibody and worn suspension)

94 K1500

>6'0", blonde hair, blue eyes, nice rack and a decent ass
>not the smartest or the strongest, but will pull her own weight and then some all day
>currently awaiting heart surgery

She's short an has a round ass. Very loyal and reliable.

Pls no ddoxxx pls

why the fuck everyone is so obsessed with asses?

If youre so afraid of getting rekt irl just blur or color the license plates in paint.
It literally takes a minute.

/k/ version of this is better

because a car doesn't have tits

>smiling Japanese qt that's one year younger than I am

I'm perfectly fine with this.

damn, you got me

Cant even describe that.

40 yr old Zombie Milfs From Hell

What the fuck user, you a poorfag?

my car is a mr-s so an underage loli
wew

smol japanese girl with a pretty face and a nice butt. very peppy, healthy with slightly skinny build. not particularly strong, but very nimble.

kinda clumsy though (live rear axle)

underage loli with her power in her booty!

the perfect girl does exist...

is this a brap joke

More than you can afford pal

i keep seeing you and your fun barge all over this board.

can you film some videos of you ripping mad dirt skids in that thing?

youtu.be/EGzShp5lBnU

14 Avenger r/t
>thicc in the right places
>probably in better shape than i am
>will hug me as long as i need her to

Well, he married a jap femboy that never ages.

>1 year old
>dirty undercarriage
>black

She would be a cute little Japanese woman who dresses and acts American but she's not fooling anyone. And she would always be good for another adventure.

>5'9" german girl
>doesn't need much
>athletic, but not as much as her older sister
>but she's got a fatter ass

>small(ish)
>wide hips
>wonderfull voice
>drinks more than she should
>can spot her from a crowd of hundreds because she has this special somethign
literally the best thing that happened to me; also time for some autism

>everyone said it would be a bad idea
>said she would leave me as soon as she can
>would be unstable, have breakdowns
>I went for it anyways, was interested because she was different
(in this case the color)
now after 3 years
>bought her new shoes, dancing with her is more fun than ever
>no big problems
>one small problem, we went through this together easily tho which just made our bond stronger
Today is a great day guys.

>Shes a thicc southern USA gal
>Shes always there when you need her
>Never lets you down
>She may not be the sexy bimbo type but she has a simple yet classy style
>And by no means high maintenance

Wtf man. Sounds just like my actual relationship....

lots of poorfags in this thread

>audi A6
>blonde german snow bunny who is low key more swole than i am

>middle-aged Asian woman with silver-white hair
>insane mood swings
>will smile and nod to strangers, but treat you like her bitch when you're alone
>despite that absolutely loyal
I love her to death.

no pictures but it's a '99 Mitsu Lancer

Happy go lucky loving housewife. Bit boring but always there for you.

>japanese
>middle aged
>a cup tits but huge ass (1,3l hatchback)
>bruises and damaged skin
>right eye sometimes drifts off
w-well at least I finally have a gf ;_;

I figured out that if my car was a person it would be me.
>small and cute
But also
>quick and angery

>a pretty tight fit to squeeze into, but when you are inside it's very nice

Cute Bunny Girl :^)

made me kek lots
good on you user

>alive this morning
>now dead in a pile of other new corpses
I guess I’m fucked because I don’t have a woman anymore.

>30 year old japanese girl who looks 18
>cute and curvy, almost chubby but not fat
>likes to flash in public
>likes to take her top off when it gets too hot
>a little petite, sort of clumsy but lots of fun
>quite weak
>other girls love her

>she's my first

gib

Mine would be cute, short, very nimble, loves summer, and be a total fucking bitch. She constantly needs my attention if not she throws a hissy fit and stops talking to me. She also requires name brand items, if not she will also get mad.

?

>Hawkeye WRX Wagon
>At a glance, more undesirable than her twin sister
>One of those girls who isn't a top tier girl, but cute due to being asian
>quirky once you get to know her
> turns out you grow to love her

>American
>24 years old
>Thirsty
>Smokes
>Dirty and scarred

Crap.

>blonde bavarian girl
>not a really big ass, but quite noticeably and nice to look at
>is heavier than she looks
>has an older, more popular sister
>has a heavier younger sister
>most ladiesmen prefer the older sister, wnnabe player go for younger
>I like her best, think she looks best
>has quirks and can be annoying, likes expensive things here and there
>her company is incredibly comfortable, she is also surprisingly capable
>pretty tight, but even as a tall guy you get inside her pretty good
>voice is somewhat deep, but still fitting and sexy
>drinks a lot when provoked to do so
>hates carrying things
>hates to have more than 1-3 people around
>many girls like her got ruined by turks, slavs and chavs
>emulates a weird behaviour usually associated with smaller japanese girls

I wouldn't have either.

give me your relationship

inb4 she's not Italian

No sir, Dominican x white

Japanese-American you mean.

>2003 m3
>15yo
>locked up in my cellar

Kinda fucked if anyone finds out I guess.