There's a young guy at work who has an old crappy old toyota cressida and he acts like it's something to be proud of

There's a young guy at work who has an old crappy old toyota cressida and he acts like it's something to be proud of.

How do I convince him that it's really the crappy old shit box that it is before he wastes his money "modifying" it.

you don't

>ree he likes his car but i don't
>how do i get him to stop liking things that i don't like
>ree

Don't?

cressida is the shit, mane.

It looks old and cheap.

>Implying the Cressida isn't a top-tier VIP drift-sedan

OP is a faggot once again

you sound like a little bitch

did you go into debt buying some feminised modern car made out of tissues with more computers than horsepower and now feel bitter about people with funboxes?

Leave the person enjoy his car, fag.

You must be real fucking insecure about your own preferences, when you try to force them upon someone else. Let him have fun, with the old Toyota and bugger off, you bitchlet.

How old are you OP 9?
Cressidas are the best, inline 6 RWD Japanese saloon with a lot of comfy on the interior a epic retro japbox look, and very tunable!

Jees, stick with you GTI or Audi or whatever mainstream garbadge you drive.
Also you sound pretty insecure, you sound like the type of person you would rather by something that others like, than what you like.

Classy retro, would love to own one. Probably ULTRA comfy too.

uh huh sure

>buy sodium silicate
>find a way to covertly add it to his oil
>practice maintaining your composure for the eventual day when he gets in late, lamenting how he fell for the Japanese reliability meme as his cruddy nipbox engine just inexplicably crashed with no survivors on his way to work.
His obnoxious young spirit will be crushed in no time, if he somehow affords another meme on wheels rinse and repeat until he's taking out a payday loan for an old echo and resolving himself to the very same quiet and compliant 50 year wagie existence you had to endure.

kys yourself, desu honest

rude desu

>be me
>go to Veeky Forums
>start hating on a tunnable JDM Land Barge
Jesus Christ, you've actually offended literally every person on Veeky Forums

Old Cressida are cool as fuck m8. How about you fuck off cletus and go jack off to brodozers and garbage challengers

Those are some of the best built non-Lexus Japanese cars ever made. They are really nice for what they are. Totally overbuilt and full of JDM goodness. Some faggots also turn them into drift missiles too.

I wish i had a cressida

This is now toyota x-chassis apreciation thread, post your mark II, cresta, verossa, chasers and mark x pics

>There's a young guy in my company (a Japanese automaker but not toyota) who drive old corolla and drive recklessly.

>How do I convince him to stop wasting his money on modding and maintaining that corolla and buy our product?

Oh wait that was me and I like that car despite all its weaknesses.

>Nice camry man

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I too work for a Japanese car company that isn't Toyota and dump money into an old Toyota sedan

I would be proud if I had a clean Cressida

It's a crack head car.

Tell him to blast your boipuss. Also
>Old crappy old

Just let him waste his time and money. He'll give up eventually. Another stupid dumb fuck buying into the "shakotan" """""""scene"""""""" in America.
Idiot white kids who don't know how to wrench then shit their pants when they see the prices on the chink parts they can't afford let alone buy from nip auctions. Then crying that their shitsled gets awful mpg with their rat ass mawds.
Fuck off you stupid fucks.
You know NOTHING.
You all parrot shit you read on instagram or speedhunters, steal pics, and consider standing around taking shitty iphone pics of shitboxes being "into cars". Can't stand you faggots.

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why the fuck does it matter if you don't like the car
and do tell him to not modify it, because it is genuinely better off stock

Anything is better off stock. What, you think your ricer ass knows better than the team of engineers that designed the fucking thing?

no but 30 years of technological progress does

learn to greentext newfriend

t. teenager without skills or money.

Ah, the bootlicker of car enthusiasts

Those engineers designed the things for reliability and cost, not performance. You can't seriously tell me the stock carb on older cars is better than a performance carb just because "da engineers kno betta"

Go back to your 2011 Toyota Corolla you stupid boomer

You are fucking retarded. You fucking bus rider. A 2011 335i charge pipe will break on you at 45k miles. If you get another oem one it will break again at 90k miles. So you get a better aftermarket one. Engineers fuck up too idiot. They are not some god among men who know everything about everything. And this is coming from a engineer you idiot. Go back to reading magazines on the bus

That looks really sweet the car, op is jealousse just because he has a shit croak

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>2011 corolla
What can't afford that you dumb kid? I have 6 cars. Idiot fuck. Stay poor like the rest of your idiot kind. Blow your money and each other

Did they make a wagon version? That'd be mean as fuck

LOL nothing saying "poor trash" like owning 6 cars. How many have engines? How many are driveable?

>I have 6 cars
This confirms you're a boomer. Because only idiots brag about their shitboxes. How’s ur 2004 f150 going?

I like the Cressida. It has nice lines, and they do have a decent mod scene. Maybe you're the one who is wrong.

Yea, I like them. But I’m not a fan about the rear end. Looks dope af tho

You do understand that a car company uses parts that are cheap and available.

>young guy
We all know you're under the age of 18, OP.

i need x70 gib

Been here since 06 you fuck, don't tell me how to Green text

its a nice car with very solid build quality similar to a bmw from the time but with a lower quality interior, if he modifies by trying to lower it or stance or cuts off the exhaust he will ruin everything that is good about the car. Since he is young he will probably ruin it anyway. I've seen old cars that are in excellent condition and they are something to be proud of bud.

"stancing" a cressida isn't its only option you know.

god I hate that word.

>saying "be me" after 2012

MX73 Cressida's are pretty nice
Pic related, its mine

That's one of the last interesting Japanese cars sold over here with more than 2 doors before they all went to fag wheel drive. Its better than another fucking Miata that's for sure.

>available in V6
>RWD
>power everything interior/leather seats

Checks out. I'm a Benz fiend myself but I'd go for a Cressida in a heartbeat

Fuck you nigger, tell him to 7mgte swap it.

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>owns a Cressida
>is 18
if i find out OP is my manager, this is going to be funny

Somebody up the street from my old place had a V6 Cressida in light blue with navy blue leather interior

It's actually "OP is a fag"
because fag is a bundle of sticks
Not faggot
you fag

U in owatonna? There’s one like that for sale there

Does he drive a gay car?

You got it ass backwards, a bundle of sticks is a faggot, a lone stick by itself is a fag.

No, this was Kenmore, WA

One drives a newish Nissian frontier and another drives a 1990ish Toyota camry.

Not him but for other cars maybe. For an extremely reliable hunk of metal like a Cressida you don't modify it unless you have basketballs and melons in your blood.