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anime

>attack moving
>comfy

>tfw watching madara streaming

comfy as fuck

>sinneddonut has significantly more viewers
the absolute city of Greek dota

Do they even have 3 team that relevant now?

Based chinkbro.

Bulldog has 50 stolen int 21 mins in lmao

>that cute anime tooth
misery a cute

who?

haha they never was

the more successful, white singsing.

NA? No.

have you ever seen an anime with crooked teeth or proper noses? NO because crooked teeth are fucking disgusting. Anime amplifies the best parts of human beings, noses and crooked teeth need not apply.

Is SingSing dare I say it... /ourguy/?

dota sodapoppin

>even singsing has face cam now

What the fuck is going on

>now

187070856

RIME CAM WHEN

Beesa cam when

Adelaide?

>buldong 11k
>sing 5k

actual good player that has great stream interaction and commentary
>106

>d2g hasn't won a TI
>singsing hasn't won a TI
singsing is literally d2g

who

adelaide

>yeah boy fucking money, thats how we pay you germans, playing alchemist

greek doto

>good player
>got 2nd at Boston due to format and lucky group and has had 0 success since

Madara

...

when does sheepsticked stream?

>carried the shit out of his team to 2nd plays major
>always dominating in games
>8.8k mmr
>not good

get the fuck out m8

Nice gameplay sing

5 facts about singsing
-best tusk in the world
-he goes on Veeky Forums
-is /ourguy/
-singsiiiing!

>he doesn't know about cute anime fangs

She likes to tease men because she's le strong lesbo dyke

did madara name himself after naruto?

tuturuuu

Hopefully never

-Best sub sound

>give up support because someone else wants it
>get a solo safelane as sven versus viper

Great fucking stuff man.

>my favorite streamer? *le singsing of course, he's so funne and anime FTW! ^^

No idea, but the fact that people still post the oc i made about him over a year ago is probably my biggest accomplishment in life

Why is this allowed?

>pros dont switch game modes when they are on a win streak to precent forced 50 from cucking them

its like they want to lose.

That's not how you greentext, you fat retard.

>tb meta
nice

>tfw no cute vampire hero

>Krobelus isn't cute

Misery's an asshole, is downright beta and is ugly to boot, but goddamn is good at dota and rich because of it
Only in dota my dudes

HOTwife getting BLACKED while (c)hubby watches

Not bad, you stretch the game out and it's an autowin since it's lategame viper

>Misery
>rich


come on bro. the only actual rich players are those with good contracts on good teams with a bigass twitch viewerbase ( RTZ ) or actual good players who win majors and tis (S4, Fly,PPD,Universe etc)

Misery is bottom of the barrel, but a really nice player and i like him.

Yo, just realized that 11 majors and minors means that
Moonduck finally gets hired for events

Retard

Fly has never won a TI, and S4 won a TI that was worth almost nothing (Misery's TI6 2nd place was worth more than 2x as much as much as Alliance TI3 victory)

What makes you think he's an asshole

Kicking Moo like 2 days before roster lock
Typing "get out" to TnC when he eliminated them from GB
For all the shit mason gets, even he didn't do anything when he knocked ccnc out of TI quals

true but i think og has much more marketability then miseries teams
i bet s4/fly or whoever on og get much more sponsorship money then misery could dream
Someone said that VP has like 200k+ salaries only.

This is -THE- best before after dota pics of all time.

Absolutely halal

>tfw I dive a puny Alzheimer's-ridden smelly sniper with my B I G Tiny or (low HP) Huskar and crush the little shit with my insane burst damage output
is there any better feeling?

Well, you can't shittalk much if all you do is get eliminated, and ccNc is a literal who

>blinks away
*psssh.... nothing personnel... kid*

poor little white boy

yeah
>bkb/hurricane/satanic on time quack and xoxo xaxa that bitch to death

nothing personal kid

>madara jumping on enigma bursting him with troll
>starts screaming yeah boy datbass batbass
>wtf
>realize he's screaming dat bash cause greeks can't say sh, ch and shit like that

funny shit mane

Pugna/Clinkz are smaller than Sniper, no?

>treant is smaller than the actual trees
DOTARDS?

One of my fondest memories from ranked dota is this one game where I was TA and this sniper was raping my team. This faggot just sat in the back and peeped my teammates who are too dumb to initiate on him.
I had an average lane matchup and they had a five man strat so I just push lanes, and push towers and accumulate farm. High ground comes and I have treads blink deso daedalus, fuck BKB. As usual my teammates run into their stuns and sniper just AFK right click.
I blink on this faggot I get a crit and two shot his manlet little ass. His godlike streak gives me BKB and we win the game
Man I wish I could find this game but I have like 150 TA games

Of course, women are shorter than men in general.

>and two shot his manlet little ass.
TA IS WEARING HEELS THOUGH
FUCK HEELS

WHY ARE WOMEN ALLOWED TO MAKE THEMSELVES TALLER

KILL YOURSELF KUKOLD

when i think about it, my best memories are of killing sniper
countless times now with nyx

>go on sniper from back
>do my combo
>he's on like 40% so i can't kill him, fucker has satanic no bkb
>blink away so i bait him
>i see him aiming me
>carapace lvl 25 lotus
>tfw he kills himself from like 60-80% hp (regened a bit on creeps)

xoxoxaxa bitch

>spent so much time trying to become a pro player ive lost social skills so i will never get a gf

>asian cutegirl streamer eating a banana on stream

>play offlane shaker
>blink, shadowblade, daedalus build
>hunt the faggot sniper all game and combo his ass no matter where he is
>eventually rage quits

I have to try this

Is there a way to play Siltbreaker solo?

Fuck having to queue and do it with randoms. I just want to explore while invincible or something.

And you'll never be a pro, isn't that sad? Lmao

>He doesn't wear shoes with thick soles to give the impression of being taller

KEK

There's an adventure mode that doesn't give out any rewards and makes the mode easier.

fuck you im signing up to ppds academy

>tfw I'm 6'1 and don't need to resort to these manlet tactics
feelsAMAZINGman

What will you do when he tells you that you suck?

wat is up dotards!

Which hero has the best lore and why is it Undying?

>>tfw I'm a manlet and don't need to resort to these manlet tactics
>feelsAMAZINGman
???

no patch

6-6'1 are the ideal heights. Anything below is manlet-tier and anything above makes you look like a lanky giraffe that no girl will want to fuck.

Why does Bulldog look so retarded?

Is it the unshaved neckbeard?

reminder Veeky Forums brings up the height meme because they are ugly as fuck but the only thing they have going for them is being tall. Would you rather be attractive and short or ugly and tall? exactly.

>tfw won a game with underlord against megas and with no t4's

Post the dotabuff

>6.83 ES
>get level 6
>stout shield
>just dive him and solo kill him as a pos4 supp
>hunt him all game
>dive him at his t3s when t2s are still up due to insane dmg and undispellable ulti
>"fucking smurfs gtfo of ranked"
>was still 1.8k but the hero enabled me to gain the easiest mmr of my life
Lovely.

In case youre wondering i was getting raped by the shackle into arrow combo early on

>watching bulldong when singsing is streaming

>watching dota streams at all when you can be playing the game instead

> forced 50%
And how exactly does that work user?

dotabuff.com/players/105248644
Must just be immune?

>one of the absolute best players in the game
>can barely win more than half his games
If anything that proves it.

>not recognizing a memepicture from the sc2g
those guys don't play games, they just watch other people play instead
a certain word comes to mind