/srg/ - speedrunning general

we watch other people watch games

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who is we

me and you

hi you're all gay.

No, I'm transgender

Bump

who is we?

thanks for the late response!

you're welcome

why didn't you sage?

oceanside marathon is at 1.4k/20k so far. get HYPE!

why didn't you sage?

why did you delete?

how do i transition from a speedgirl to a speedwoman

cut off your speed penis

how do i get the wr on speedpenis?

by using your speedpenis to control the joystick
or quitting your speedgame if there is no joystick

if you have to ask you don't stand a chance

word

I started a cut off my speedgirl penis run but I think I was using an incorrect route. Should I reset or wait out the bleeding?

You just need to dilate for a couple of hours every day and it should be fine

why did you delete?

don't let it die again

why did you spoiler?

definitely reset, the run is dead; as well as your future children

speed lord save us

why did you delete?

shit thread

The God Gamer Stigma

why does the entire speedrun community have a boner for ryan lockwood's streets 1:12 video?

me and marc rutzou

me and fucking marc rutzou

why did you delete?

reminder online leaderboards for games should be ignored and speedrunners should use speedrun.com leaderboards instead. that way you have video evidence of your achievement. you don't want the leaderboards to turn out like Steep's high score leaderboards where glitches were found and no one could view the record to replicate the run.

right in the FUCKING head

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everyone is trashing on oceanside marathon which is understandable, but why doesn't anyone trash on the smash the record marathon? it's complete trash, they pay the big headliners to come out and they beg for money during the entire event. also this furry is on its staff. isn't he homeless or some shit?

why did you delete?

i usually end up forgetting that it's even happening

y'all suck.

z_ is live

who ?

Just looked up this oceanside marathon, looks kinda weird. It would make more sense if a few speedrunners got together at one of their own homes for a little informal marathon.
It's just not like the old days anymore

>they pay the big headliners
lol

>isn't he homeless or some shit
you're thinking of feiqn you dumb samandtolki shitter

no he is homeless

he streamed yesterday

a BULLET in the HEAD of EVERY disgusting tranny FREAK especially ESPECIALLY that NUTTER croni

oh hi ian edward "alison" arkin!

wanna smash that otter desu, post his nudes/fursuit

no, his family is rich. he was just forced to move out of his house by his parents since a 22 year old shouldn't be living with their parents still. he lives in some place and pays for it with money from his parents and his twitch partnership. the guy is scum and tried scamming people for some money when he was forced to leave when he has is own vehicle and shit. typical entitled CA person.

thanks for the late response!

>a 22 year old shouldn't be living with their parents still
lol

the rent in most modest places is pretty easy to split up between 2 or 3 friends :^)

don't die doggy

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The TRUE Road to 250 Subs

>born to rich parents
>given every advantage in life
>parents politely ask you to leave the house because you're a nasty, fat, marijuana-addicted furfaggot
>they even offer to pay part of your rent
>refuse because you have diagnosed yourself with meme illnesses like (((anxiety))) or (((depression)))
>parents kick you out so you have to cry to your internet friends, begging them to be your surrogate father

When did speedrunning die?

>hes not watching caleb pace around the gym and babble stuff

was it gyno?

remember when people posted their stream here?

remember when people here actually speedrun?

i just like str bc my boy psychoripper helps out
as a speedrunning event it kinda blows and is kinda a joke, but the smash part is pretty ok
speedrunning 200% takes a backseat, tho, which kinda blows imo
oh well

no

The God Gamer Stigma

why didn't you sage?

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why didn't you sage?

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>con man withdraws from every marathon because he doesn't have enough money to fly out to events but streams casino trips all the time and uploads casino videos to youtube where he shown betting $2.50+ each spin
>still begs for money on stream to speedrun mario games

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is he the biggest piece of shit in the speedrun community? he should honestly just stop submitting to these marathons and just go full trihex and dump speedrunning altogether. it would be the best for him and the community.

Gambling addiction is no laughing matter.

Neither is a food addiction.

Neither is nigger addiction, Glaedr.

AHAHAHAHAHA NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did you delete?

turn the bot off ian

what games should I watch

why didn't you sage?

why would i

what game should I speed walk?

Why didn't you mention Squid?

dead meme

Die, freak. This is the speedrunning general, not the squid general.

what can we do to revive speedrunning, /srg/?

What? Speedrunning is absolutely fine. Do you even pay attention to runners or do you base your claim on this pathetic thread?

That's not very nice, user. You should be more nice!

Word.

Mr Shasta with the heavy face

Word.

who should we watch?

Cyberdemon531

why

why not

Hang on a minute, who is "we" in this context?