/owg/ - Overwatch General

Dragon orchestra being played right now at gamescom

>OHKO every 4 seconds, getting free shields while being faster than Genji is perfectly fine and balanced
>OHKO every 8 seconds somehow isn't okay

Is Blizz retarded?

How do I escape the downward Comp spiral??

The more you go down, the more retarded dps, and people with no sense of positioning you get and thus its harder to climb back

Reposting this for reference on how much damage D.Va's new ability will do

Cannon fire/second=6.67*11*2=146.74
Direct missile hits in close range=12*18=216
Boosters=25 instant

Excluding headshots and firing whilst boosting towards the target, total burst damage to the face within 2 seconds=534.48 damage
On a 8 second cooldown
On a 600 hp reworked 'bully' tank

Well so much for removing Dive.

Reverse your way of thinking. You're falling into a lower tier so the matches should be easier, right?

Or just stop playing comp because it's a shitshow. Better luck in S6.

Fist puts you in danger by throwing you into the middle of the enemy team.

Also Doomfist is balanced by having a shit primary fire that makes him rely almost entirely on his abilities.

DeeVeeAy gonna be even more fun than in S3.

Not if she bullies you first.

How do you feel about brown skin D.Va?

>Amélie
>crying because of a bully

someone please help me

where do i find pictures of orisa that are cute and non-lewd

wew, should be crazy. I hope they have some anti-diving balancing going on with that big patch coming.

>onepunch someone and get shields
>shift + E back to team
>wait 4 seconds
>repeat

Totally more balanced than old hog

I kind of wish every character had some different ethnicity version of them so everyone bitching about how ____ is racist or how they wish there was a character of _____ ethnicity would shut up. I already have heard people bitching that the Gambler skin makes McCree too white.

>Miss punch
>Die
>Hit punch
>Die anyway because the enemy team reacted fast enough to take you out before you could shift E out
Yes it is balanced.

>placating whiners will make them shut up

>tight filling high waist jeans

>when you babysit your Widow the whole game and she rewards you afterward

my.mixtape.moe/qbwmph.webm

>McCree too white
His fucking name is Jesse McCree. He's a fucking cyborg cowboy who likes to quote Clint Eastwood. He was already the second whitest character in the game.

At the very least you could then say "if you don't like it just use the skin that makes McCree a nigger."

So Jeff mentioned that they one time thought about a hero that would be able to fly indefinitely and since I think it would be cool to have a telepath hero I can up with this

Telepath defense hero wearing a bandolier around her arm
>M1: psychically throw bullets from the arm in machine gun fire
>M2: brainjack and reduce damage an enemy deals. Must be held down and uses a psychic resource pool
>E: brainjack and reduce enemy movement speed. Must be held down and uses same resource pool
>L-Shift: Levitate. Can navigate through the air indefinitely. Rise with jump. Cannot deal damage or ult
>Passive: Can walk off ledges and levitate for 2 seconds.
>Ult: Swirl bullets around in a radius around self. Deals 50 DPS to enemies within the AoE and reflects projectiles.

You're just a bad Doomfist then. Even if you miss you can fly back within a second even without shields

>No cum
It's shit desu.

What character can i play, perform like absolute shit and yet people wont flame me?

Is that Psylocke?

Perhaps you have missed out on all the people who insist he's Mexican.

ESTAMOS

S-sorry...

>cyborg
huh? what happened?
Don't listen to him, its excellent.

Lucio because you heal people just by being near them. Sometimes when I feel extremely lazy I play Lucio and I don't even speedboost myself or wallride ever and only shoot at people my team is already shooting, and nobody says anything.

Mercy. It will always be the other healer's fault

I just wanted Widow to cum inside me.

What could Blizzard possibly mean by this?

Pic doesn't include the ~30 previous matches it took for me to realize what's going on and start recording.

How is he any whiter than

>Mercy
>Zarya
>Soldier
>Tracer
>Torbjörn
>Reinhardt
>Junkrat (if you ignore the soot)

>Swiss
>Slav
>Swede
>German
>Australian
>>"White"

He is literally LARPing a cowboy 24/7, 365 days a week. Westerns are pretty much the whitest thing in the universe.

Yeh

All those pale scots-irish Mexicans with American accents

If you know how to lucid dream, you can experience it every (almost)night.

The indefinitely flying hero was a cat with a jetpack, which sound infinitely better than whatever shit that is both ability and conceptwise

How would she bully me?

Make fun of my gut?

Quick reminder than Hog's Hook and Rein's Earthshatter have the exact same range

D.Va

Cat with a jetpack is stupid imo. Winston is the only talking animal we really need

furries must die.

You get matched by mmr, not sr.

The cat would be good if it only talked from a computer reading its brainwaves and translating, so it could deadpan snark everyone.

Well if a cat with a jetpack is stupid, it only serves to exemplify my distaste towards that dumb magic idea.
The dragons are bad enough, but could be explained by nanomachines or something. Flat out magic is just dumb

>4 days left
Time to throw

>play Mei since after the short
>bullying a sombra because she keeps using the same recall spot
>wall her in every time she teles back

>implying she's not into that kind of thing

Here comes T.Racer!

>Dragons are magic
>Overwatch is set in the 22th century
Do I need to quote arthur clarke again user?

Please don't. Stay where you are and throw during placements instead

Being a cuck already implies that you enjoy it when someone else fucks your wife/husband, user.

please just remove doomfist from the game

he's disgustingly op

>Widowmaker
>Not saying Amelie
shit fanfic writer. Emily sucks ass.

>tried throwing with doomfist
>actually gained sr

Stop baiting, or try harder.

If you are literally calling it magic, you can't call it technonlogy 2 seconds after.
Magic is dumb, and basing mechanics on magic then calling it tech is fucking stupid

By shooting you in the head.

when will we get a healer that can also do some damage/ have more than 30hp

Literally learn to aim. His headshot hitbox is as big as Roadhog's.

He's a shitnigger. Deal with it.

Don't worry, we probably won't meet because I'm a goldshitter

Bu we do. He's called Zen.
Ana used to do that, but her damage was obviously the broken part of her kit, not the healing, so it got nerfed hard

>If you are literally calling it magic
I'm not
>you can't call it technonlogy 2 seconds after.
>Magic is dumb, and basing mechanics on magic then calling it tech is fucking stupid
I'd like to see your face if you were born in the 16th century and I give you a smartphone.

>blizzard added doomfist at the height of dive meta
>doomfist could only be more dive if he were aquatic themed
>people think dive is going anywhere anytime soon

That's data for native populations, you imbecile.
McCree's not an injun.

the dragons are magic, you can't really explain it otherwise

How do we kill the dive meta?

>be rein
>earthshatter on a slope
>game gets confused and has a 50/50 chance of stunning everyone in the general vicinity or doing absolutely nothing
>it's been like this since launch

Anyone else not going to play next season because there won't be a solo queue?

Every day I open the game, get fucked by a premade, and close the game. I have to stop at some point.

when the fuck is poocio ball gone i want ctf back

>prior to 1940
Get that weak shit outta here

but still

>Telepath hero
>but lol it's not magic, it's obviously technology, lemme post this magic looking chick to prove it's technology
Intellectual dishonesty does not dissuade the sharpened mind. Your idea is shit, I only hope you don't become one of those fuckers who posts it in every thread in an attempt to get some form of validation.

can't learn to aim with the amount of cc he has

more stuns/slowdowns
Bring back old hog, buff rats trap to hold you longer, buff flashbang/freeze/stuns etc. and increase their duration

>Everybody ignoring the broken hero
>They think its Ana
>They think its early Roadhog
>They think its Reinhardt
Fuck out the way. Here is the most broken piece of shit. Even in early days/late beta days.

You can still be a cuck and not know about it.

give dva missiles

>wanting more CCs
FUCK
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F
F

youtu.be/N1iC04g44SI?t=77
THE BUNNY IS FEMINISM

how, pray tell, is daddy broken?

a simple hack destroys this

I'm ready to unleash the Molten Core!

Soldier is perfectly balanced. Everyone else just needs to be balanced to his level.

Nice try, Tracer main? Or are you just a butthurt Pharahshitter?

>completely missing my post and jump on some other user's dick
But I'm not that guy who posted his telepath hero idea nor do I defend it, I simply state that technology after awhile, becomes closer to what we call 'sorcery'
There is some very early tech that displays 'telepathy' to a degree. Becareful user, or the future will leave you behind.

Its how we'll save the game from the dive menace though

You're conflating being a cuckold with having a cuckolding fetish

That would imply nerfing Genji and Tracer