What is the automotive equivalent of the virgin walk?

What is the automotive equivalent of the virgin walk?

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I meant driving behavior

driving on unlit highway late at night and turning high beams off for every car passing in opposite direction

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automatic transmissions

>dürr muh Control on the track
>every car needs to be a race car
>new technology that BTFOs old technology is for cucks

Holding the steering wheel at 11 and 1. 10 and 2 is normie, 9 and 3 is boyracer, 12 is chad mode.

Not knowing how to drive.

Catching the bus.

GTFO.

Where do you live where this isn’t common behavior?

Lack of empathy is a sign of autism, not chadness.

>1 and 7

>Awkwardly long stop at stop signs.
>Leaves 3 car lengths between them and the next car at a stop light.
>Going the speed limit in the fast lane.
>Slowing down to merge in scenarios where they should actually be accelerating.
>Panic stop at a yellow light.
>Braking at the apex of a turn.

>holding the steering wheel

Momo wheels have dumb lumps at 10 and 2.

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It's not even about empathy, it's just dumb. Any moron can high-beam someones eyes. Nobody wins when you act like a petty dick.

This is really creative and stylishly done. I am honestly impressed. Sorry to be captain obvious.

Slows down to a stop when merging on the highway

>12
with one hand?
that's how I generally do it, why would I need more than one hand on the steering wheel when I'm mostly just going in a straight line

one hand, either 5 or 7

>Slows down to a stop when merging on the highway
bullshit, nobody does this

Why do they design futuristic cars after buttplugs?

yep, with my seat cranked way fucking back and either elbow of the steering arm resting on the console / door

When stopped
>stares dead ahead when another car is beside them
>anxious about people looking at them in the rear view
>pretends to look for something in their car when stopped to avoid eye contact with other drivers
>turns down music around other cars lest they be judged for their taste
>takes off as fast as possible to avoid being in the way of others

When driving:
>gives way to others even when he has right of way
>indicates to merge lanes for ten years so people don’t think he cut them off
>slows down to 10% speed when in presence of police/radar
>never overtakes
>is always deso

i've seen this many times they can't anticipate a gap so they just run out of road and stop

>9 and 3
Has anyone ever actually done this?

i do this to peer around corners when joining major roads lol
the hood of my car is so long i have shit visibility unless my car goes onto the major road which obviously i can't do

i always do this. i hook my thumb around the centre thing that attaches to the wheel

You're probably a fuck head desu m8

my fucking nigga

>The hybrid hum

still faster than you lol

youtu.be/hgv32Zib2KE
... every racing driver...

What is the virgin walk?

>It's the future lol
>Bike lane still goes through the door zone

head down, straight arms, long fast strides

Closer to ten and 2 than 3 and 9

I made this yesterday. Friend just bought a 2012 2 after the alternative was a 2014 Versa CVT and wanted to reinforce he made the right choice.

found it somewhere else, I think it originated with Veeky Forums

Driving a gray/silver Honda/Toyota/Kia/Hyundai in bumper to bumper traffic

This is cute user

What a bro you are

>penalty box
I'm stealing this

Old people

At least in Nebraska, the driving manual tells you 9 and 3 is correct

>wanted to reinforce he made the right choice
Absolutely based