Scotty utterly destroys reputation of another German automaker. How will they recover?

Scotty utterly destroys reputation of another German automaker. How will they recover?

youtube.com/watch?v=SzGT0AUyIkQ

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I thought Porsches were bought with the pretense that you would work on them yourself as an enthusiast.

This cunt is fucking insufferable. Does he have ADD? Why does he have to constantly shout like a 7 year old on a sugar high?

You're in for it now, buddy.

lawn ornaments

Watch how you talk about a lone star grammy winner you little shit

>Implying anyone who isn't autistic listens to this weirdo

You can

he's has said multiple times that he yells because a lifetime of cars, guns, and rock n' roll has made him quite deaf.

That's just cringy

>[pointing intensifies]

Because you were a twinkle in your fathers eye when that shit was actually cool.

>t.millennial

at one time, people lived their lives to the fullest, not just in a government safety bubble.

>le born in the wrong generation
Get over it

I hope I get the pleasure of blasting some culturally rich 80's metal at you in a traffic jam one day faggot.

I never implied that, all I'm saying is that a young man's cringe is an old man's cool.

>Porsche
>Worst sports car
Pick one

The guy cracks me up and everything but that shit is straight retarded. Doesn't he drive a fucking Honda Accord or something equally as gay?

guess im selling my 981 gts

>top comment is varg
how will scotty ever recover?

You're welcome to try, but modern cars can easily block all that out

>You are now aware Varg visits Veeky Forums for advice on how to fix his shitty UAZ

>but modern cars can easily block all that out

you would hope ;)

Being disabled (deaf) is cringy? I don't have words for how awful u sound.

I think so, my mate’s dad owns a gt4 and he’s a mechanical engineer/fabricator and I know a guy who own a 911 and two subies (‘94 sti wagon, 04 sti sedan) and wrenches them

scotty commented on one of RCR's furry vlogs. The dude is into that shit.

Yeah, Gunther you show him!

*ignores piece of '''''german engineering rusting to bits on the showroom floor*

>le cringe
>le wrong generation

upvotes for my redpilled narwhal!

it's definitely not the first car you want to learn wrenching on though. You need so much knowledge and tools to work on them. You would also need a garage with an engine hoist and shit

No, that's the MR2. Mid engine + flat engine = no, forget it, buy a hoist.

The fact that Scotty dailys a fwd Celia invalidates all of his opinions desu

rolling

not the newer ones, that includes the boxster and cayman too
in a new 911 you can't even see the engine
what a fucking joke

Last time I rolled stop watching anime, I don'teven watch that garbage in the first place. Let's go.

I ALREADY DON'T WATCH ANY TV OR MOVIES

I fuckin love this guy

>there are people that uniroincally listen to Scottys advice

>my german car is very well made, easy to work on, and reliable

It actually is, yes. Try having some IRL experience instead of just reading buzzfeed memes.

>my american car is very well made, easy to work on, and reliable

T. SHITPOSTER

Holy shit Varg watches Scotty!

roll

I only got the classic STOP WATCHING PORN.

>stop listening to non-traditional music

Wait so Burzum counts as neo-pagan hymnals?

OwO what's this

roll

Scotty is someone who has worked on repairing vehicles for decades for his job.

Veeky Forums is mostly millenialfags with I4s who like to put anime stickers on their cars

I tend to take Scotty's advice a little more than the little armchair racing kiddos on Veeky Forums

This is the same retard that uses a jack without jack stands and then gets under the car and uses hydraulic fittings not rated for brake systems in brake systems
Just because he's been working on cars for decades, doesn't mean he's been doing a good job

Rollin

Rolling even though Varg is a moron

BEST TIMELINE

also roll

his criticisms aren't even that well thought out

>low profile tires are bad for ride quality

well yeah, it's a fucking sports car

>water pump is hard to change on a mid engine car

k

>two catalytic converters for a 911 costs $7400

uhhh

The sad thing is the water pump isn't even all that hard to change on a Boxster

roll

>le stop watching porn man is a Scotty Kilmeme fan

Now I've fucking seen everything

r o l l

About as cringy as hacking your own legs off

Fug

He posts on pol too, lol.

What's his name/trip?

Roll

The contract is sealed.

rollex

This can be summed up as.

"If you're poor and don't like cars, don't buy a Porsche." I don't get why it's such a surprise that a high end car comes with high end costs.

Only ones of these that would even effect me are 2, 5, 6, and 0

Doesn't use one. Has a French flag. He doesn't broadcast who he is but there are idiosyncrasies unique to his way of writing, use of -- as dashes, uses the word forebears a lot, tries to write serious posts. I'm rather good at stylometry. Usually can tell frequent posters by their writing style alone.
I feel somewhat ashamed to have lingered around enough on Veeky Forums to have acquired this skill but I digress.

Rerorerorero

Rolling

rollerino

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rolling

jews did 9/11

>trd
Absolute kek

REV UP YOUR ENGINES!!!!!!!!

God these are beautiful little cars hnnnnngh i am drool

looks like a bar of soap

i love scooter, would let him fuck my wife/10

Based Scotty drives a Ford Raptor.

>waaaaaah muh depreciation
>car that's meant for rich people isn't good for poor people so it's a shit car

zzz