How much do you guys (americans only) tip police officers after they pull you over?

How much do you guys (americans only) tip police officers after they pull you over?

I usually do 15% if they ticket me and 20% if they left me off with a warning.

10/10 would take pocket knife to sidewalls

so much for the TOLERANT left!

>"Suck on it, SNOWFLAKE"
>Back of car covered in stickers of their opinions
>Drives a truck with a sticker claiming that he's an "ALPHA MALE"

Wow, what an angry snowflake. Some cannabis would really benefit that dude.

Honestly, those "coexist" stickers rustle me more. That truck is actually kind of funny.

He's missing an Infowars sticker.

he is missing an, autism awareness sticker

>Does this
>Gets his ass kicked by a guy with muscles on his forehead

If you weren't a coward you'd wait until he comes back to his car to address your grievances.

Erase all those except for Deus Vult and enlarge by 300%.

There, fixed.

>Dude fix your problems with le weed

If I caught you doing that to someone's car, Id stomp on your skull till you're favorite activities included coloring books and apple sauce. btw I'm 6' 3 you manlet.

this must be one of the most empty people

Scratching a car is like kicking someone's dog. If the owner doesn't beat you to a pulp a passerby should

Enjoy getting poked in the stomach and dieing a white knight faggot

Those are all symptoms, not causes of depression

good god what did that poor ferd do to deserve that

They're both

>he believes this

accurate

*shoots you*
lol

>vapelords of Veeky Forums who comprise the stance defense force who readily remind you that "it's not your car" getting bottom befuddled over op pic

Bing bing wahoo, comrades.

>Shoots you

How? He already turned in his guns.

Liberal shitbird

What would be the most deus vult of cars. I'm thinking an Alfa.. cardinal red with a white hood and red cross

"deus vult xDD" memelords like you should be flagged
>"liberalism is a mental disorder"
funny how american confusion of semantics give us cases like these

fuck off, I'd gladly defend anyone who'd stomp these little shits and happily stomp the owner too. Fuck dogs.