Neighbor works morning shift every day

>neighbor works morning shift every day
>starts up his 2000s f150 at 2 AM and leaves it sitting for over an hour
why do people do this

hes not christian
>love thy neighbor

Yea OP you heard the man. Go out there bend him over and rape him

if its a diesel then he is probably doing it just cause why not? warm car and it takes next to no fuel.

if its gas then he is retarded

This. I got the same neighbors OP, couple of middle class white dudes who start up their loud ass diesel trucks in the morning

soundproof your house better you poor nigger.

put a dead cat in his diaphragm

tfw you idle the car for 20 minutes to warm it up and it makes the entire neighborhood smell like unburnt gas

Earplugs. My life has been so much better since I started wearing them at night (probably the better part of a decade ago). Only problem is you’ll no longer be able to sleep without them.

>neighbor works swing shift, doesn't have weekends off, I do
>starts up his straight piped stretched hayabusa with flaming skull decals and revs the piss out of it for 20 minutes
>sit down for lunch
>VROOM VROOVROOVROOVROOOM
>VROOOOOOOOOOOOM
>VRM
>sip tea
>VROOM VROOM VROOM
>vrrrrrrm
>take bite of sandwich, knowing full well that he just waddled out of his driveway. this is the part where he launches it
>VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>VROOM VROOM
>VROOOOOOOOOO
>windows begin shaking
>VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooom
>can still hear him shifting and revving at stoplights several minutes later

No, he isn't black. He's a middle aged white guy. With a wife and grandkids.

kek

>live with mom neet
>work regular shift
>befriend nice slightly lonely older lady
>she's on opiates for chronic back pain
>she straight up let's me have 2-5 percocet a week
>I save it up all week
>Friday night after work
>sit in my car in my driveway for a few hrs snorting percocet listening to podcasts/music
>turn all my lights off except the led drls
>neighbors say they dont mind bcuz I'm like the evening neighborhood watch
>mfw nobody knows I'm part of the still-growing opioid epidemic

Be me.

>Just bought a Touareg R5 (the one with the van engine).
>Temperatures these days are at -18 degrees Celsius in the morning.
>Start the animal in cold morning.
>Wake up the entire neighbourhood.

I knew this car was a tractor, but dayyuumm

>Work night shift
>Get home after working around 5 and have a morning before bed drink while my room mates eat breakfast and play vidya before they head to work between 5 and 7
>every morning the neighbor from the back house starts up his Shelby Mustang which he always parks right in front of my room
>lets it idle with the heater on for 5 minutes before leaving at 7:30 every morning
>use this as a sort of an alarm clock letting me know it's time to go to bed
>don't mind because engine and exhaust note are beautiful
>fall asleep to idling of beautiful rumbling V8 every day

>start V8 Explorer in freezing weather
>objects on my porch rattle

>starts up his 2000s f150 at 2 AM and leaves it sitting for over an hour

Oh look, another reason to not buy a used vehicle.

>drive a straight piped el camino w/ a 383 and a huge cam
>mfw flipping the fuel pump switch at 3am to go get smokes

>own a Ninja 250
>hear a familiar sound in the background while sitting in my room
>sounds like an engine
>sounds like MY engine
>panic and look out the window
>bike's in the shed, everything is fine
>go outside and look around
>someone is mowing their lawn
>every time

are you saying that your mom is a NEET or that you are?

also, what kind of car and neighborhood?

...

Damn

Sounds fun and all, but..Seriously, ditch the percs user. I know, they're great. They have to go back. You might not live to regret it. You know I'm right.

>neighbor has a fukken mint 03 Ram 1500 with the choice 5.9 V8
>crack a smile every time I hear it fire up

Stop being a fucking degenerate faggot. I hope you get the death penalty.