You have 10 seconds to give me ONE good reason why you aren't investing in this...

massdebater
massdebater

You have 10 seconds to give me ONE good reason why you aren't investing in this man

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lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Go to bed, Musk. Nobody wants to send you to Mars on their dime.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

because I don't think they've listed elon musk on the nasdaq yet

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Because RoE isn't his primary objective.

Can't blame the guy, after seeing what happened to his homeland, I wouldn't make that mine either.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Why haven't you kys yet?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

My parents lived under apartheid, I will not bow to any Afrikaner pig.

Snarelure
Snarelure

I'm not Elon. I'm merely a man and he is a god.

His company is listed, $TSLA

Firespawn
Firespawn

because that image isn't ETH

StonedTime
StonedTime

Cut him some slack, he jumped ship to escape the draft.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Apartheid was good. Now South Africa is being reclaimed by niggers as a tribal warzone.

TechHater
TechHater

m.youtube.com/watch?v=B2wRvhbJIQQ

I dont invest in beta cucks

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Because german car companies have armies of people with higher iqs than lonnie the fiesty faggot

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Because he's a fraud.

Snarelure
Snarelure

yea-a yea-a he he he's the beta

Meanwhile you're poor as shit dude.

Emberfire
Emberfire

wanting to be beta bucks

Flameblow
Flameblow

How pathetic is elon that he marries some absolute clown of a whore in ten days? She doesnt even have the ability to catch herself from saying retarded shit on camera. Good catch elon, ya liberal fagpocalypse

RavySnake
RavySnake

multi billionaire with a hot as fuck wife and 5 kids real beta right there...

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Spotted the tesla driving jew liberal lawyer. Keep up the good work inferior boy. Money brings u happyness, but it doesnt bring you iq points :/

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Does beta and cuck even mean anything anymore? Or is it just something said when you have nothing to contribute?

RumChicken
RumChicken

I'd probably have said yes to anyone if they proposed after 10 days 'cause it's kind of an interesting thing to do

HOLY FUCK

He is getting taken to the CLEANERS

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

I bet your mother is so proud.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Hyperloop
Biggest Tech Joke in decades
kek

FastChef
FastChef

You are in the top 0.001% of wealth in the fucking world

Instead of buying 15 hookers and a wheelbarrow of a cocaine for a fraction of the cost of what you make in 5 minutes, you pledge half of your worth to one vagina

Por que, user

Why, as a rational man, do you do this

If you say "love" I swear to god

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Are you having a stroke?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

What did he mean by this?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Why, as a rational man, do you do this
To sire and raise kids, to spread your genes.

Also, when you fuck a hooker, you're the cuck.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Yes

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Head of the first future trillion dollar company, hot finance, passed his genes on, ripped.

What have you done with your life user?

whereismyname
whereismyname

you fuck a hooker, you're the cuck.

when you save millions of dollars by fucking a woman who wants money and commissioning a surrogate mother INSTEAD of marrying a woman who only wants you for your money (a lot more of it too), may not always want to have sex when you want to, and could possibly take your kids away, you are a cuckold

how nigga

how

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

because you post this several times a week trying to pump his stocks
Kys

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

I'm just trying to help you anons get rich. Why must you say such insulting words to me?

Emberburn
Emberburn

because he is not a true businessman and relies on the help of governing bodies

if you aren't going to make it, tear it down and start all over in a different approach; not beg for help expect help because

muh future of mankind garbage

But he is a pioneer of sorts. Just someone smart enough to capitalize on ideas no one bothers to touch I suppose.

Flameblow
Flameblow

because literal Ponzi scheme

Tesla Valuation only keeps going up because they keep tapping shareholders for more investment
failed to deliver an annual profit
Will eventually be going head-to-head against Toyota, and I don't think rich rev heads people are ever going to pick a silent Tesla over a badass Ferrari or McLaren
Anyone who thinks we live in a computer simulation is either bereft of imagination or watched the Matrix one two many times. Metaphysics can be so much more interesting. Therefore: not visionary

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Tesla is still a young company. It's normal for young companies to remain unprofitable for awhile.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Because he doesn't actually fucking do anything but say dates

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

WURR GUNNA HAV AUTOMATED ROBOT SPACE MARTIANS BY 2019 U BET UR SWEET ASS
10K upboats on leddit
Redditors start tossing their shekels and jerking off to his genius

Snarelure
Snarelure

This is retarded. Any sane person should be taking as much as they can from the government while it exists. The same way you should minimize taxes. You dumb beta bitch, you don't think every other company uses the government to its advantage. They lobby for regulations that make it hard for new entrants to compete. Or how about straight up bailouts for GM.

Show me your business you "true businessman" fedora cuck.

cum2soon
cum2soon

t. ancap

Bidwell
Bidwell

Overvalued.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Why doesn't he just get escorts to fulfill sexual needs instead stupid goldigging bitches? He obviously wasn't marrying her for love.

He could get the best bitches full time for the cash he has.