What car should a Brit buy that is 4 figures but still shows you aren't a poorfag?

What car should a Brit buy that is 4 figures but still shows you aren't a poorfag?

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>4 figures
>aren't a poorfag
lolwut

Literally no one fucking cares what you drive. The only people that will be "impressed" by your non-poorfag car is yourself. Buy what is financially viable and save yourself from becoming an actual poorfag

I just cashed out nearly 600k in Veeky Forums meme coins last month and going to keep going to a milly but work in a part-time wagecuck job and I want to buy a car that isn't... I guess being flashy and showing off too much... i should quit it tho once I have a milly.

2002 Mercedes E class

>you can have your license revoked for having severe depression in bongistan
orwellian shithole

In Bongistan the mere fact you can afford petrol tax and MOT will make people think you are rich... or at least not on benefits.

If you get a heavily depreciated luxury car especially people will think you are loaded because you can afford repairs.

good idea keeping it cheap. tax man is gonna assrape you if you buy aynthing big - ever.

any mid 2000s bimmer

chrysler 300c

just don't be a scrub and put bentley badges on

in the dutch caliphate, if you have diabetes you'll need to be monitored gor 5 fucking years to before you can get a license. If you get a hypo, chances are you won't be able to renew it until another 5 years after the hypo. Same goes for epilepsy. Getting a license if difficult if you miss even 1 distal phalange of a finger. If you lose a bit of range of motion due to arthritis, same thing.
>yes, take the bus goyim

Any Lexus. You can get an eleven year old LS for well under £10k, just put a private plate on it.

what the fuck??? that's actually ridiculous, and this is coming from a resident of londonistan

Get something like a >08 Avensis.
They are less than 10k, but don't look cheap.

When you get 1mil invest it in a fund that can give you 10% or better, get free 100K salary every year and never work again.

A couple year old Leon FR, they look so good for what they cost.

I bought a BMW 650i for £8000, everyone thinks it is way more expensive than it is. I actually park it away from my colleagues because they keep making jibes about how "rich" I am, despite the fact they have brand new Fiestas and Polos which cost significantly more. That aside, it is a great car. Very reliable so far, and if you find a good independent specialist the maintenance is cheap too.

Rolls Royce Silver Shadow
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Dutchfag gtfo for that amount you can get a jag xf estate in bongland

Britain is mostly a very poor shithole. If your house has heating on at a reasonable temperature you're considered doing well. We like to LARP as a normal, reasonable first world country but in reality are eastern Europe tier

This

You'll be fucked by maintenance but it'll look nice outside your driveway

Stop being a fag and embrace the shitbox life

>whatcha coppin
>the 2002 Mercedes Benz E class
>how you payin
>hmmm, I don't know, all cash?
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