/owg/ - Overwatch General

>getting molested in the first round

>Be monkey.
>Leap in.
>Shield.
>Empty Tesla gun.
>Leap straight up.
>Pick squishy target.
>Land on them.
>Watch 1/3 of their HP disappear.
>Empty Tesla again.
>Kill them.
>Leap straight up.
>Pick target.
>Land on them.
>Watch 1/3 of their HP disappear.
>Empty Tesla gun.
Same for ult except don't leap as often so you don't mis-position.

>no Widowmaker mommy skin after buying lots of lootboxes

>YWN turn into Orisa
Why even live?

meant for also

You should also be melee'ing right before you land

Reminder.

>its a Sym/Torb defense episode in QP
I just want to have fun for once, they need to nerf that shield stacking and area denial

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>If shields touch it's gay.
Or some such interaction that reduces their effectiveness.

what am i being reminded of? did somebody f*ck this corn?

So the end of this event determine who I main for season 6. If I get McCree's skin, then it's McCree; if I don't: Doomfist

Jack sure "Reaped" that corn if you catch my drift.

There is only one corn fed slut in the game user.

>Join team based 1 v 1 server
>Play Roadhog
>Literally entire enemy team thinks they can take me because Roadhog is trash
>Lol nope. Hook Combo out DPS's Everytime. Heal, Rinse, Repeat.
>Last person is playing Reaper
>Solo Ult him
It's the little things in life.

DELETE THIS

Hot monkey dick!

>open lootbox
>epic Overbucks
>now have 2865
Am I gonna make it?

BLOO

>Ana nanos me just as I launch my meka

>Ana nanoing a D.va ever

Bad Ana

Can new Mercy happen already?

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I do it if we're in overtime and our DPS can't manage to survive for more than two seconds. I get three ults a round, easy.

Can Widowmaker be my mommy?

is poo. So is that picture.

Jack was a slut in his younger days sure, but is he still a slut now? Or is he just hiding it well?

1. People who use him are either shit or have an aimbot
2. Scatter Arrow doing 450 damage every 10 seconds is bullshit, no matter how much anyone tries to justify or deflect it

Not even Roadhog could instantly delete every single character except Winston, Reinhardt, D. Va, and Roadhog with a single normal/ability attack. People screamed long and loud for Hog to be made useless and Blizzard listened but after more than a year and equally-long and loud screaming and Blizzard themselves saying people weren't using Scatter Arrow as intended it hasn't been touched. Something needs to be done about it, the simplest thing being making the fragments not do damage until after enough time has passed to clear D. Va's entire hitbox from the initial fragmenting.

>When you're Lucio and get three ults in a row fighting overtime on the point.
>30k healing.

>tfw you get the last event skin you didn't own

need those toes in my mouth desu

>tfw you'll never eat widow's shit
why live

>Genji, Hanzo, Widow and an Ana are all autolocked on Attack

Maybe I'll get Bloo's skin tonight. I unboxed grillmaster and biker but I don't want to spend all my hold on the WM skin. Glad you got yours tho senpai.

>it's also bloo

>you get an instalock torb
>he actually harasses the shit out the enemy, knows good turret placements, and gives good armor

>nobody on your team is above level 60, nobody in a group
>enemy team has 4-man of 300+

There is no greater feeling than shitting on some tryhard Sombra, Genji, or Sym shitter in QP

HARD VERK PAYS OFF

>despite me getting gold elims
In practice this generally means nothing, because as a DPS you should be getting gold elims no matter what. The only special occasions where your gold medals matter is when you actually get a prize for elims, you got 4 gold medals, or you got gold elims despite not playing DPS

>Doomfists on live pretending their hitboxes aren't stupidly massive and that he remotely takes skill

Reminder that Deathmatch is the best way to practice as a DPS

>they'd probably be pretty cold, like a row of cute little popsicles
>she'd giggle every now and then while you were sucking them

Okay, you've converted me. I'm finally onboard with this stupid, stupid fetish.

not him but what's your opinion on this fetish?

>get on match chat
>"is your hanzo/junkrat/widow throwing?"
>watch enemy team fall apart
Is there any better strategy?

I've seen too many good ones to be bothered by this anymore.

>it's an "enemy team plays a meta comp" in QP
Holy shit; get a life, fags

w-where's tittypad user? is everything okay?

He got an asspad instead.

I WANT A REINHARDT TITTYPAD

Doomfist is particularly shit at chokepoints. Defending moonbase point A is a nightmare for him.

>Win X number of games
>Lose same number of games
>Win same number of games
Gee Blizzard what a nice coincidence I've been seeing the last 12 months sure is a nice coincidence that its literally fucking impossible to climb because as soon as I make progress I get a half dozen games of shitters who can't find the point with a map

Fuck this game, I was 16 SR away from Diamond after climbing from 2300 and now I'm back to 2850 because Blizzard thinks fair 50/50 odds mean putting a 4 stack against me, one other competent person and 4 shitters

>It doesn't matter in QP!
>IT matters in QP!
Why are you even crying? It doesn't matter. It's QP. They can do what they want.

Depends on what someone means by the word, and just how far they want the woman to go into the role.
Also depends on whether you mean that you want them to be "a mommy" (like of your kids) or "your own mommy" (which is just fucking weird to me.) Although if you had a hot mother, I suppose that you can make the rationalizations a lot more easily. I never found my mom (or sister, for that matter) attractive, so I don't get it.

But just looking at a beautiful woman with gorgeous, life-giving tits and exclaiming "mommy!" in response? Yeah, on some level, I definitely get that.

>that new rein and mccree lewd
made my dick explode

Fucking hate those people, either play on your own continent and suck it up or go play single player stuff until you get internet that isn't from 2003, your whole team shouldn't have to suffer because you can literally only play Symm and Lucio

Oh yeah, of course I wouldn't want that from my actual mom, but it would be fun to have someone like Widowmaker take care of me, including sexually, would be so hot!

>hon
>Amereecans...

>it's okay to not bother trying to win

Must suck being such a failure in life

Once a slut, always a slut.

Is there anything else on the market right now thats close to Overwatch in terms of game polish?

I have this secret loathing for OW but its the only multiplayer game that keeps me coming back because while it has a bunch of problems they're nowhere near as bad as what a lot of other games have in terms of how well balanced it is and stuff.

I really liked R6 Siege but I got sick of the devs being lazy and having the game ruined or made unfun by the same easy to fix bugs well over a year after launch.

Seems like everything thats come out this year has sucked too, I honestly don't think I own any games released within the last 365 days

>find out the silver border, gold career high Mercy main on my team doesn't know how to turn on the killfeed

holy shit lmao

Its fine to not play meta in QP but if you're just going to play QP to deliberately lose the game for 5 other people who might WANT to win you might as well go back to League of Legends so you can be a faggot there.

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UNF

>close to Overwatch in terms of game polish

I don't think Overwatch is "polished" at all, there are a lot of huge problems that need need fixing that just don't fit into Blizzard's schedule. The only problem is that there's not much competition out there that that has less problems.

>someone goes Hanzo instead of a tank or healer
>everyone starts asking him to switch
>he ignores everyone, probably not in voice chat
>game ends with him getting 50 odd elims and POTG for a good Zarya ult combo
And people say you can't carry in this game. Dude was a fucking god.

I WANT TITTYPAD user TO GET HIS TITTYPAD

>have to log into tumblr to see what I imagine is some s76 gay bara garbage

Go back to your safe space.

I WANT TO SUCK TITTYPAD ANONS DICK

You mean he did what a Hanzo is supposed to do? You got lucky, for every good Hanzo autolock there are 100s more shitty ones that don't know how to even play him despite having the majority of played hours with Hanzo only.

alright you flaming homosexual
i'll buy one for you

>when she's on fire her staff gets on fire as well

>comp
>3 stack vs 3 stack
>enemy 3 stack are masters 2 are previous top 500
>friendly 3stack have a plat and other 2 doing placements

>fair matching

It's always on fire. It's just kind of hard to see.

Is Widowmaker a slut?

>doesn't know how to turn on the killfeed
Isn't it on by default?

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>comp game the other day, Volskaya Industries
>literal 10 year old on our team, claims this is a friend's account and he's just here to help
>I honestly don't care but the rest of the team is immediately annoyed
>asks everyone what to play, we don't have a DPS so the consensus is "Soldier"
>he can't play Soldier to save his life despite being told "take out their Pharah, and when she's gone go for the healers"
>we manage to lose on Defence, and are about to lose on Offence
>"guys can I play Genji? he's my main"
>teammates are so triggered by this point they tell him to kill himself
>I tell him "just go for it"
>little shit COMES ALIVE as Genji, leads the push onto first cap and on the second gets a vital Mercy kill that leads to a time wipe

I don't understand how someone (supposedly) so young can be so fucking good at Genji, and yet be an absolute SHITTER at Soldier 76.

They're relatively polished compared to everyone else, no one can really hold a candle to them in terms of game balance so even their mediocrity is held on a pedestal above everyone else.

She's a slut with standards. I.E. she won't fuck you

i want her to step on me

little kids these days are raised on pokeman on the go and teenage giants, not Call of Pripyat: Cold Warfare

What is it with heroes like Hanzo and Widow attracting people who just flat out suck with them? It always floors me how people can put 50 hours into a hero and still no be able to play them at beyond a Silver level. You don't see this with tank or most DPS mains either, its just a select few like Hanzo, Widow and Mercy where people who main them tend to suck

It may be now, but it wasn't when the game launched.

>shitposter vs shitposter
No matter who wins, we lose

wh-why not?

>Inserting little mac for no reason instead of making it rein or S76
I hate him for this

>it wasn't when the game launched.
it was most definitely default when the game launched

The problem with most kids IMO is that they never know when to shut up, they're just sit there and blather any idea that enters their head into the mic until the whole team gets pissy and has to tell them to shut up

Are you sure about that?

Not the person you're replying to, but I'm like 90% certain that it wasn't on by default at launch, at least on ps4.

>ballet dance as widow wearing the summer skin on top of a table so others can look up her skirt
>no one ever looks