What animu girl nickname should I associate with the GS300? I need to be emotionally attached a car

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I know that must sound unreasonably angry but that scum wouldn't have survived that kind of crash in something like a Mk1 Escort. Hence that cunt is the reason we have to deal with ever more bloated cars choke-full of electronic nannies. The reason cars each year become more and more pigfat and computerized is just so this sack of shit can go on in life picking a car, giving it a retarded nip name before crashing it and walking away unharmed.

gaylord

>Our hobby is inconvenienced but this kid, who did a kid thing and made an asshole move, lived
>Therefore we got a bad trade

Maaaaaaannn.....
Like
You're factually correct, start to finish.
"But muh safety features" did bloat the fuck out of our vehicles and it is making for compromises I don't like in terms of performance AND aesthetics.
>The front of pickuptrucks getting fucking round as shit because J-walking retard pedestrians
But.. Like.

this kid's probably what. 19 and change?
Maybe a little beta
>We both smell it
And don't get me wrong I screencapped that post, it was biblically good
>Fugggg :DDD

But christ you really put the mustard on that one, drilled the poor NEET with like a 110mph fastball to the dome.
>Permanent limp breddy guuudd :DDDD

Poor OP wanted a car name, wrecked a car, almost died, and we fuckin put the little shit's fee-fees in a meatgrinder.
>"GODS I WAS STRONGGG THENNN"

OP - let the name come to you in time.
Forced memes are forced, forced names are forced.
Or be boring and call it quicksilver
>You're welcome

Sonoshee :3

it's a good name
do it op

Noe

biggu chimpo

manko suraya

>People should die for getting into accident
I get your point but you really do come across as an assblasted manchild. You don't even know how he got into that accident to begin with. Maybe you should get out of the habit of judging everyone else without at least knowing the story first?

Jesus christ, Veeky Forums. The Initial D and 'SLAPS BRUH' were bad enough but holy shit.

Jeff Seid

>not shilling Veeky Forums slaps

I also want to look like I've got severe autism and give my car a name, but I can't think of anything. My car has multiple Asuka stickers on it, but to call it Asuka would just be lazy.

>Jisatsu

5 and it's name is Pico.

Yokozuna Niggertaxreturn

Nicknames are best formed organically

What grill is that? I’m going from my GS300 to a 400 and I’m probably debadging most of the shit. Nice GS though my guy.

Lots of people name cars

>naming cars
>Autistic

>Internet is srs business at all times

I think that was a hard hit, not totally a dirty hit, but he did knock the poor kid right the fuck out.

That's just the internet, and that was an all time funny post.

call your car rei.

name it OP is a faggot

Where did I influence ford to introduce the safety features it did in the 2002 mustang gt? I couldn't even afford the car new. The crash wasn't even documented, what the fuck did i have to do with your legislators forcing companies to add more safety features? No Detroit bean counter thought of me when they were accounting the safety features of a mustang. Whats going on big guy?
More like the all time mouth-breather post.

No you don't get to act smug after getting blown the fuck out like that, and acting stupid won't change the fact he was right. Furthermore not only are you a retarded weeb and a shitty driver, you're also a nigger who for keeping the crash undocumented.