ITT: we post bad car names

>Renault The Car

How does one Renault a car?

toyota isis and noah
nissan day Z
suzuki palette

>Gentlemen,may I present to you the Isuzu mysterious utility wizard
I can only imagine the laughs when this line was said at the unveiling

seeing as the English language removes the need for articles before every noun, It would be called the "Renault Car".

As to your question for how one would "Renault a car" I would presume building one out of sawdust and Chinese tears would be a good start.

learn to park

The car may have earned its stripes over the years, but it's a bad name. You'd have to be a blind fanboy faggot to not see it.

The name practically BEGS to be pronounced with a faggy lisp.

>The name practically BEGS to be pronounced with a faggy lisp.

My canadian accent allows me to say it "Me-adda" sounds pretty good

In France they never were called miatas, they are MX-5 and more than half of their drivers probably doesn't even know it's called a miata everywhere else.

Also another roadster, the Toyota MR2, had it's name changed to MR, or MR-S because MR2 in french sounds like you say "oh shit"

Quebecer here
its more fun to call it Monsieur deux. its your shitty fench accent that make it horrible to hear.

i always thought fiesta was such a retarded name for a car

What was wrong with Renault 5?

>The Cee’d is Kia’s first European-designed and built car and Kia intends to sell and manufacture the car exclusively in Europe. To mark the occasion, Kia took the initials of the European Economic Community, EEC or CEE in some places and added ED for European Design. Realising that "CEEED" had too many ‘E’s, they replaced the last 'E' with an apostrophe, with "Cee'd" being the end result.

>Has the opportunity to call it Toyota oh shit
>Does not use it
This is why everyone hates France

BTW they changed cee'd to Ceed in new generarion

>Holden COX

but le car was a great name, gm had a sense of humor

>because MR2 in french sounds like you say "oh shit"

I always pronunce it with the english accent. I'm that sort of fag.

>shitty fench accent that make it horrible to hear.

The irony. It's like burgers pretending to speak english.

I say MR but half the times people think I said Hummer

>Quebec
>French "accent" from France is shitty
You guys can't speak french properly for shit. I've flown on an Air Canada plane over to Montréal and the hostess spoke in something that seemed like French with retarded tones and inflexions.

It was amc
This car has had probably the most names and brands in automotive history. It was also Opel/Vauxhall frontera, Isuzu amigo, chinkchink landwind...

Renault Kadjar
Cee’d
Captur
Kangoo

You can just go through a Renault catalogue and point them out to be quite honest...

Nothing wrong with kangoo

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>youtu.be/AgiNoNqYXMA
Because we speak Joual the best French language there is, you guys are so surounded by immigrants that destroyed your cultural idendity and you think were americanised you guys used more english word than us nowaday and they are our fucking neighbour.

Mitsubishi Pajero in Spanish means Wanker, and that's why it's sold as the Shogun in Spain.

Imagine a conversation:
>He Juan nice car
>Thanks Paco
>Looks pretty good ese
>Yes it really does
>What is it called
>Um uhh [whispers Pajero]
>Patero?
>[whispers quickly Pajero]
>Pajero?
>Y Y Yes
>Bahahahahahahaha
>Dios mio Hahahaha

We're speaking the true king speech! You frenchies over there talk the homosexual speech. Criss d'homo sale.

>when GTA seeps into reality

Its sold as shogun in the UK, its sold as Monterey in spanish speaking countries and the US

What about the Mazda Laputa (The whore in Spanish).

Dodge dart Rallye
Kia Sportage
Chevy Nova (in Spanish speaking countries)

Nissan Homy, for the Nigger that lives in Japan.

Nissan Moco (In Spanish Nissan Mucus/Booger).

pretty much everything by VW

Honda Fitta (Fitta means Cunt in Norwegian).

Mazda Bongo Friendee

Great Wall Wingle

One of my favourites

Suzuki Every Joypop Turbo

jesus christ

Montero in Spain

POLO

LITERALLY POO LOO

literally shit car

The Multipla. What were they thinking?

>implying they didn't do it on purpose

KEK

I see youre not having enough attention posting your glorious Polo shitbox. So, here's, a reply for (You).

for all shit this car is getting, it's bretty good car

I'm surprised that this meme car hasn't been posted yet

I prefer the XD model.

Why are you surprised? The name fits the car perfectly.

But user thats a golf mk4

Fucking lost.
first thru 4th place.

Altezza, literally means height in italian

ford pinto
pinto means dick in portuguese
>pinto on fire

I just realized why they gave it that name. All the JDM Toyotas tend to have a royal motif, so they literally translated "highness" into Italian and called it that.

Implying it wasn't the best name, le car was literally too french for france

believe it or not there was a time where when french cars had a very good reputation, the frenchier it sounded the better.

Ford does have a weird list of names for their cars.

Think about it: Transit, Escort, Fiesta, FOCUS, etc.

Ka
2×fusion

>In France they never were called miatas, they are MX-5
They are called MX-5 everywhere except USA and Japan. "Miata" is the exception and yes, it is a stupid ugly-sounding name.

Yes, its mine. I'm just giving (You) attention.

I thought in Japan they are called Eunos Roadsters, or just Roadsters? Eunos is an odd name itself but only the Americans use the fag name

Read my post again.

The Toyota Van

The Holden Jackaroo

;3

>maserati four doors

Aussies shit posting in real life again
>New Aussie car
>Holden Cox
>Holding cocks

It means party. It's the BEST name.

Escort, Probe, and Aspire are WTF tier

you're a bunch of retards with a linguistic cargo cult. All normal languages borrow words from neighboring peoples, you guys are just retards.

Escort didn't used to mean prostitute, there's nothing wrong with Probe unless you're eight and I see no reason to take issue with Aspire. Fiesta sounds stupid and gay. Makes me think of ribbons and carnivals. May as well have called it the Ford Mardi-Gras.

They also had the ford festiva

The Aspire was so-called because you aspire to own something decent once you buy one.

>sportage

I own a 2009 2.0 4wd model as a cheap, but still comfy middle-classish beater. The engine is pretty fucking good, if they hadn't put it in a 2 ton """compact""" offfroader it would be plenty fast

the name is still cringey, it's a lazily made-up word

It is, and it's wrong aswell. The engine is sporty, the car absolutely not

i choked on my fucking sandwich

>how does one Renault a car
Ask Nissan

Add Kuga to that list, literaly means black plaque for anyone from Balkan.

>ctrl-F
>"Ford Probe"
>0 results found

underage b& get v&

There are two mentions in the last 11 posts

>Hyundai Getz
>Doesn't get gets

>can't order parts without mispronouncing the name