DOTA 2 General - /d2g/

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Do you guys pronounce EE as "e-e" or eeee~?

we pronounce it as 5-16 PL yesterday

i pronounce "autistic faggot"

ONE TO SIX

i remember the nyx typing "what's with you?" just before he died.
hilarious as shit

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some of the games were just sad to watch

I think some of his teammates and even enemies actually felt bad for his autism

It's pronounced "The Best Dota 2 player that has ever lived"

At what MMR do you get cutebois jumping on your dick?

ONLY CONSTANT

at 100k mmr quinn

But CCnC is clearly a twink

6.5k+

its all just a fantasy anyways

>tfw swindlezz will never win anything

>tfw no cute vampire hero

the dota2 canada cup is a very prestigious tournament
you take that back

Is it even worth playing with 2.2k behaviour score? Back when I was 5.8k mmr I used to hover between 4 and 6k behaviour score but now I'm 4.8k mmr and I feel like I'm even less "toxic" now but I keep getting reported.

Who is the Bjergsen of Dota?

fuck that shit, where's my necromancer hero?

Where's my cute succubus hero?

why is EE having such a problem with sea?
i've seen iceiceice and midone stream and shit was pretty chill.

fuck even 1437 and jimmy didn't really go through whatever tantrums EE is going through every time he plays.

>tfw no feet hero

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>mmr isn't just a number

He demands everyone does exactly as he says and expects special treatment because he's a pro player but no one respects him so he feeds his items every game.

iceiceice and midone were molded by sea
teabun and demon aren't autists who boss around pubs

what am i supposed to see here

he's basically a weeb version of ccnc but his autistic fanbase can't accept that.

miracle last pick huskar getting destroyed

Keep playing I was 9.5k 2 days ago.

>player_behavior_score_last_report: 9625

He was like this all the time when he was in NA pubs, it's just that he's now in an environment that he's not used to, he's away from his girlfriend and he's living somewhere unknown to him and it's super-duper triggering to him because he's uncomfortable

gorgc stream is pretty comfy desu

thealliance.gg/news/402

Era and Pablo are out, Loda building a new team.

Alliance is back.. to competing in Dreamleague.

>mindless zombies that attack whatever
nuh uh I want finer degree of control

pic

all SEA needs is a rodeo to tell him to shut the fuck up

>his girlfriend

Any picture?

An intervention you mean
Maybe he'll get used to it or maybe he'll just leave SEA, who knows

if you don't think popping wolves, necro ulti somewhere in fog and then charging with your crew at 550 ms isn't the flashiest shit ever getout of my face

Any idea if this is sajedene?

>loda captain
same shit, different day

Nothing special, it's Helen

He finally got matched with players who won't put up wit his bullshit in a server that's a complete cesspool of hilarity.

Shartour, when nu-EG is ashes, you have my permission to die

i wanna kiss zai

All 1488-white EG when lads?

>misery hairline one year later

fashy as fuck desu

Probably never but I'll become an instant fan if it happens.

mommy

How do we fix PA d2g?

I want to be fashy as a shitskin, how do i do it?

no

Disgusting slut. Get away from Zai.
He only likes boys.

Loda kicked everyone from alliance lads

give her aghs that converts her evasion to complete damage negation (like an old FV passive)

That's not a good idea for the "Evil Geniuses" to be all blond blue eyed white would it?
We don't want the shitskins to know who we are do we?

give her an aghs that gives her a soft dispell everytime she uses blinkstrike

Did you know singsing was the highest mmr on the leaderboard when mmr was not announced ? Tobi said when he went to valve HQ he got a glimpse of the mmr leaderboard and singsing was at the top

Next he will invite the malaysian slut he fucks and his two bastards to the team.
And EGM.

what aghs skills need rework?

Now the top player is some pinoy shitskin. At least samsung was a westernized hong kongian

why is nightman so broken?

Gyro , OD, Dazzle, Earthshaker

Because it literally makes you fucking blind

>the malaysian slut he fucks
who?

danny brown - tell me what i don't know.flac

I would have said her name if I remembered it, don't you think?

it is time, doturds
what hero?

What if tinys' nukes were pure and not magical? Would it fix the hero or would it be too broken?

Lich

FREE damage

beastmaster
dark seer
juggernaut
sniper
spirit breaker
viper

that's a treant protec fren

ancient apparition obviously

winrar

Ded game

objectively false

build hotd on literally any hero and enslave a troll summoner then

>you only need 8 fingers to play Dota professionally

dotards?

Why is it so satisfying seeing Overwatch completely dead?

Because blizzard literally cannot make good games anymore.

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>dota deader than a blizzdrone card game
Lmao

>BadRTZ

1.5 BAT

>sumail forces PPD to step down because he doesn't want to convert to islam
>the new puppet ceo of EG is already converted to islam

It's over, Sumail won.

EG is a fully muslim team now.

>it's an "attack speed vs damage" talent choice

give her a better ass

some 6k animeneet
13 is the lowest i've seen that seemed genuine, 1 mmrs dont count because they're intentionally throwing