>Season 6 starts on Thursday, August 31st, at 8pm EST (5 pm Pacific, 1 am on Friday in the UK, and 2 am in Europe) >That's TODAY! By the time you see this, it might have already started. >the new competitive season is bringing a few changes with it: youtube.com/watch?v=Jqf0e8zzyCw
>Here's that Mercy rework that made everyone lose their fucking minds last week: >(you actually have to git gud to play Mercy now, no more hide-and-seek) youtube.com/watch?v=vDlCqJ1tD3M
>Deathmatch is now LIVE, accessible in the arcade >Win a round of 4v4 TDM and 8-man FFA, and get a free lootbox for each! youtube.com/watch?v=4_CBzklel1c
>What did the devs say they're working on? - Lots of secret back-end changes for Season 6 - SR calculation changes, eventually (no more gaming the system with off-meta one-tricks) - Maybe map voting / rotation someday, after more maps are released - See-through objective markers "soon" - No solo-only queues or search preferences are coming (at least for now)
>Second Overwatch anniversary event >It's an award ceremony theme >Every hero gets a legendary "formal" skin >Soldier gets a tuxedo, McCree gets one of those fake bowtie t-shirts >Bastion gets his torso spraypainted like a suit thoughts?
Cooper Martin
>lewd skins for tracer
when?
Henry Rodriguez
Mais pourquoi?
Jayden Parker
Sombra online.
Levi Jackson
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Gavin Bell
>1 hour until season 6 >new 300mb update >not even the d.va and mercy changes words cannot describe the epicness
Blizzard screwed up by not giving us Bikini Tracer.
Jose Gutierrez
>lewd lesbian character Do you want to make the whole Internet explode?
Connor Rodriguez
Here comes T.Racer!
Aiden James
farewell tittypad user
Isaiah Jenkins
It's been over a year. Just give up on the dream.
Evan Stewart
>Farewell. Uhh... tittypad/doggoposter? Are you okay?
Gavin Sullivan
Whats your favorite voice line to spam? Why are you so angry?
John Wilson
what was even in that update, anyway
Jack Allen
More full hair sombra skins Blizzard... we need this.
Nathaniel Price
Have some Lucio-Oh OHS!
Jace Thomas
Probably soon. The game is dying.
Jeremiah Long
OH YEAH OH YEAH OH YEAH OH YEAH
Camden Ross
>Roadhog rat killing nerfed >Dva DM nerfed >Zarya bubbles are next >Then Zen's ult >then sleep dart
Face it lads. Dpsniggers control Blizzard and they will cry for anything that can stop them to be nerfed
Aaron Robinson
Uh? Yeah, I just started uni so I'll barely have time to breathe, let alone shitpost. I'll try to post some fluffy doggos when I can!
Anthony Bennett
I want her to fill my womb with metallic eggs after fucking me with her robotic horse dick!
Jayden Nguyen
Go ahead then. Say what do you think and I'll tell you how it's either too complicated, too niche or too similar to another pre-existing hero. I'll wait, don't worry-be as slow as you want.
Oh yes, and don't forget you have this little predicament. If the support is vampiric, it's gotta deal dmg to give heals. Well: -If it does pitful damage for good heals, it's brokenly good for it's lack of having to out itself at any risk -If it does good damage for pitiful heals its a shit DPS with healing capabilites (at which point Zen/Soldier have better ends of either heals or dmg depending on the situation) -If it does good damage for good heals we have Ana V2 metabreaker boogaloo. -If it does pitiful dmg for pitiful heals, it's just plain shit
>tldr-It's a shit idea that will never be balanced without being extremely overcomplicated
Dominic Russell
>black cat >not ghost
Come on, she's practically one already.
Josiah Murphy
>t. pharah main
Brody Price
"Oh what a bore..."
Charles Cook
What's wrong?
David Hall
DEATH MATCH DIDN'T FIX ANYTHING
Leo Cooper
I'm sure there is a reasonable scientific explanation for this.
Nathaniel Perry
>implying we're not all in college (uni), too Life finds a way.
Angel Ross
I wanna fug Bloo
Xavier Brown
I'VE GOT THE RIGHT STUFF
David Gray
Tee hee hee GG!
William Roberts
Sombra is more suited for a ghost costume.
Josiah Jenkins
am I the only one who is fine with blizzard dumpstering characters for a while if it changes the meta? I hope they kill tracer and genji next so widow and Hanzo are playable.
Mason Morgan
What the fuck do you mean 'farewell'? Padanon.....is something wrong? Have you finally found and ordered a Reinhardt tittypad with next day delivery?
Dylan Edwards
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Parker Clark
Its only a game, why do you have to be mad?
Parker Sullivan
BIER BIER BIER
Caleb Ramirez
They seem to tie all their content in one patch, so they wouldn't release the changes without the map, and currently on PTR the map is all fucky, and so is Mei. They could also be working on new defense matrix art/animations since micro missiles stole it.
Blake Ross
>blizzard ever changing tracer >unironically wanting a sniper meta
kill yourself for even THINKING about it you absolute clown
Henry Sanchez
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Asher Torres
why is the french widow speak sexy af but the french mercy speak sounds like islam quran shit?
Matthew Ortiz
Actual Pharah main reporting. I have no problem with playing against Widow. Hanzos who spam arrows and get pure luck headshots through three other players and a fucking tree branch, though, can go fucking burn.
the first thing he talks about could be what they fixed in the 300mb update, no idea just an idea
Jacob Watson
Fuck your trips, Sombra is getting a Technomancer skin damnit! I don't want no fucking bedsheet ghost Sombra!
Jayden Scott
;)
Isaiah Miller
I want her to get a Christmas emote that's similar to her highlight intro where she pulls out a mistletoe then drops it on the ground and grinds her heel into it. now im gonna be disappointed because it'll never happen
Parker Reed
Post the LEWDEST thing you can without getting banned
Owen Harris
EH, BE CHAMPIONS
Colton Gonzalez
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Christian Murphy
Disgusting anime-like face and situation.
Nolan Gomez
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Daniel Moore
I'M GIVING IT ALL I'VE GOT
Jack Lopez
/owg/ would be shit without you, user! You can't leave us!
Eli Perry
wait hold on let me make it up
Joshua Allen
reminder to not do your placements straight away
Levi Smith
That's a shit skin, but I'd still service Orisa's girthy horsecock.
Aiden Young
i want to cum on her stubble
Isaiah Bell
boom goes the dynamite
Ethan Morgan
I do what I want.
Cameron Bailey
>he doesn't get the refernece
Shamfurdisray
John Collins
Why not user?
Juan Kelly
>Farewell
Grayson Bennett
u done?
Blake Davis
...
Colton Roberts
Every OW girl loves the Blue
Parker Collins
>"We balance the game around other player's feelings"
Charles Mitchell
...
Jack Wilson
McReeeee!
Charles White
well said user, go get'em champ
Hudson Wood
Why is 76 so sexy? He's old but turns me on a lot more than he should
Noah Parker
Witness me. I really wish they'd have given that to fucking Trashmouse. The delivery and number of situations that would allow me to actually use them would be much better
Brayden Young
Because daddy-issues.
Grayson Fisher
"It only gets better with age"
Christian Morgan
8 decides which hero I onetrick during my placements
Xavier Young
ez, mei.
Caleb Adams
Mei
Jacob Cox
Men who maintain their health get stupid hot with age while women go into a death spiral after menopause.