Dota 2 - /d2g/

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how do i get out of 2k bros? should i stop supporting trash? go carry? also can someone post lewd crops of sluts

oh I asked & there's people in line ahead of me

>Burns everyone
>Constantly regenerates health faster than you can smack him
>Speeds up as he attacks you so you lose 1v1

is that dude who said i would never get to top 10 still here :)))))D:D:D:D)D)D):L::

clips.
twitch.
tv/BitterColdSushiPRChase

honestly i haven't laughed this hard in ages

feed me dotards

have some yogurt

hello fellow brewbro :)

How do we fix NA dotes?

I don't have any crops of your mom

/) brewhoofs u

Brood is piss easy though, especially nowadays

>fogged got vouched & in game instantly
does cap not want to play in the league? he said he was queuing for ~30 minutes

yummy

I don't think he considers himself good enough

one more fucking grand sub i fucking swear

Yeah I'm waiting someone is ahead of me atm too

this is just as bad as demon "casting" the other night

why do people continue to queue and join games if they dont actually want to play dota and would rather quit when their lane isnt easy

I'm kinda glad he's getting all this support when he was at only a couple of 100s originally

Hopefully he gets a casting role again soon too

>grant getting all these subs
it makes me feel good that someone elses happiness can make me so happy.

oh true
he's always playing support or w/e if there are pros in his games

grants cool and all but i dont think he deserves money hes just a fat wigger but i do think he deserves to have a casting gig because casters across the board suck huge dick and he actually can talk about the game and say wigger shit which is i guess cool and entertaining sometimes

thanks moonduck

who /grandgrant/ here

>d2grams

Whoever could be behind this post?

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yo that nigga look like 40 y.o virgin lmao

Oh yeah check this funny chat thing

Anyone else seeing a sock muppet when looking at that chest hair

You're ethereal
which turns you into a ghost state
physical objects pass through ghosts
you fucking retards

>grant hates the jews
OUR
GIGA
GUY

Nice to see Grant talking positive about LD

>used to think he was some dumb skeevy fuck /d2g/ called /ourguy/ to be contrarian
>he's actually based as fuck
huh

>grant hates jews now
feels bad man

GRANT unironically deserves dota money more than any other "personality" in the scene, espeically the whiny leftists like ld zyori sunsfan etc...

while thats true none of them deserve money imo

what did we do to deserve this man

greatest Twitch emote of all time

i agree with you 100% except grant, not that he even cares about money, id just rather see/hear him anytime a dota game is on rather than any fucking other caster/analyst in the scene.

STREAMFAGGOTS
LEAVE
NOW

who doesn't?

>mason laying his dick on ritsu in grants chat
lol

A white EU would be great.

literally made for esports game

>bulba cant even drive
lol what a loser

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???
I see literally no esports posted
I see a bunch of ultragigaNEETs regurgitating irrelevant and uninteresting tidbits of some snaggletooth walmart stocker
Le grandgrant is so ebin, we no deserve him fucKinG chRISt CAN YOU FAGGOTS FUCK OFF AND KEEP THIS IRRELEVANT LITERALLY WHO SHIT IN THE TWITCH CHAT OF THE STREAM

I dare you to make one (1) good post in this thread
protip you cant

i want to suck the shit out of your dick after you fuck my ass

>a-at least it no longer ministuns

If 2 you gay

This truly is a quality shitpost

DELICIA

>retard team throws by fighting 3v5 across river with no vision

maybe it would be tolerable if it didn't happen every game

but pro inhouses are literally esports
sorry there isn't enough blogposting for you, try alt-tabbing back to roddit

youtube.com/watch?v=LDvKwSVuUGA

Grant even has top tier taste in OSTs

i do agree there are too many grant shills itt
nothing against the guy but this constant dick sucking is grating

i'll suck your dick instead bucko

obvious NAdota.com posting
no other regions take them seriously dont worry

>actuary
still has time for inhouse leagues

>meepo into sven
is rtz actually simpleminded

dude na dota fucking sucks, i fucking hate eg, but i fucking love grant, hes the only reason i watch dtoa as much as i do, and fuck nadota.com

>t. nadota poster

Grant literally saving NA dota

>new meta is outplaying your counterpick

Who would hire him though?

>throw a meat hook at someone who is ethereal
>it doesn't go through them but instead pulls them towards you

DOTARDS?

>i hate nadota but I watch grant

Simply epic

Post THAT banger
youtube.com/watch?v=i8KLOYAcY_A

>tfw no cute vampire hero

>grant chugs a dr pepper after every sub

how is he literally not dead

when do the sharties go away

more importantly, where's the necromancer hero?

>I play Defense of the Ancients 2

Haha, fantastic

because he doesn't do it after every sub anymore, now hush, eurotards are waking up and we don't want to offend them

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WHAT WENT WRONG?????????
LITERALLY HOW IS NP BALANCED AT ALL?
>leave base for literally 3 seconds
>he tps in with zero cooldown and backdoors you without creeps and kills all your racks and towers berfore your tp finished

WHAT CAN YOU DO
THAT IS LITERALLY THE MOST BROKEN THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN ANY VIDEOGAME. LITERALLY ZERO (0) COUNTERPLAY
LITERALLY
ANY 6 HEROES
WITH ANY ITEMS
CANT WIN
CANT PUSH
CANT LEAVE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ward his jungle

>eu time
>4 40am in moscow

You should have tried killing him and then pushing

What ever happened to the retard gulagite who insisted that Tranquils were the best boots on Meeopo?

>letting furion reach 25
>not using your abyssal, your frostbite and your bloodthorne to disable him and kick his ass
>picking pa into invoker in the first place
you deserved it

from the looks of items you would have still lost even if they fought you normally in 5vs5

>HOW IS NP BALANCED AT ALL
he isnt. i try to ban him every game.

>no blink

>shadow blades
>guy with gem isnt there
>no room for detection
>sprouts you
>no room for qb
>tps out before anyone even thinks about tping in
>tps back in now that your tp is on cooldown
we literally never even got anywhere near him for the last 20 min of the game
how do you think it is possible?