Stupid shit people have said about your car, I'll start

Stupid shit people have said about your car, I'll start.

"Why did you put a Saturn badge on a Firebird hahaha"

Pic related.

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>user, why is your car so loud
>user, why is your car so bumpy
>user, why does your car smell like gasoline
>user, what does a transmission do

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Are Americans this dumb?

American millennials who have never ridden in anything but magical soap bars that glide almost silently from A to B with minimal human interaction are indeed this ignorant about cars. That last line is no joke, I have had to explain the purpose of a transmission to someone before.

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>user why do you wash your car by hand and not go through the automatic one? it's touch free!
And it's also 14 fucking dollars. Costs a lot of money to do it once a week.

>user why do you only have stick shift? I can't drive any of your cars!
>user why don't you buy a new car that isn't so weird
>user just take it to a mechanic you can't just figure out how to work on cars. thats a special skill!
>user why do you change your own oil?
>user why do you have six cars? Only two of them work!

I hate people. This is why I now live in a rural area. Away from people. Four miles from the nearest people.

And yet here you are, telling "people" a story.

>Hey user, why is the engine behind the seats?

Why did you put a Saturn badge on a Firebird hahaha

>does it have a hemi?

And here you are instead of on /po/ or something.

>hey annon does your car have blinker fluid?

>cool miata bro

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fucking lol you own a tiburon?

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i-is that not a miata?

Maybe stop being a bitch and drive an automatic like a fucking normal person. Seriously, who fucking wants to deal with a more primitive transmission technology. Do you also use an abacus too when you do bills?

if you're a uncultured amerilard, perhaps.

fuck. those palm trees are F E R T I L E

>Why do you change your own oil, are you poor?

Even mazda doesn't call it a Miata anymore, People who call the MX5 a miata are actually more cultured than dumb brainlet 3rd worlders who call it an mx5.

>mazda doesn't call it a miata. even the manual and nowhere on the car does it have the old name "miata"
>still prefers to call the MX5 by its faggot amerilard name
>cultured
>implying im not an amerilard who loathes when people call it the old name

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Go to glorious nihon your sacred holy land.
You'll find out really quickly just how much they absolutely love American culture.

>smug anime
>cultured

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A red hot hatch is a girls car. He had the nerve to say it to my face.

Who are “they”? All Japanese people think exactly the same way is what you are implying.

Which hot hatch ?

>he doesn’t call multiple friends over when doing his taxes just to utilize their fingers and toes for extra computing power
J U I C Y

500 Abarth

my man sorry to break it to you
but no matter what a 500 has or is called, it is a 500
he didn't have the nerve to say anything, that man's just honest