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> News
- The flight vs. invisibility Splatfest has ended in NA! Still ongoing in EU.
- The Forge Splattershot Pro, the first weapon with the Bubble Blower Special, has been released!
- The new Salmon Run map Lost Outpost has been released!
- The new stage Manta Maria has been released!

> Splatoon 2 Information (links + translated tweets)
- pastebin.com/h04p6aqy
> Splatoon 2 Weapon Stats
- imgur.com/a/eV8p0
> S2 New weapon stats
- imgur.com/a/NFzgv

> Big S2 Gear & Weapon list (contains unreleased weapons)
- leanny.github.io/splat2/

> List of possible main abilities for gear (contains unreleased gear)
- docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/18ip1HahYq8DRZRgSEXoRqa915aThLXPb79AFF91HCe4/edit#gid=0

> Latest updates on what the Splatnet store is selling
- twitter.com/splatnetstore

> Resources
- pastebin.com/6UaR6zHL
> Wiki
- splatoonwiki.org/

> User Stats
- splatoon.nintendo.net/

> View Nintendo switch online services on your PC
- github.com/OatmealDome/LoungeChair/releases/tag/v1.0.6422.34538

> Add your FC to the list of FC below:
- docs.google.com/forms/u/0/d/e/1FAIpQLSfrpLqYcIcxHjNbeVoBql4HDGqUseArmbUePz71gXqBgHlHtA/viewform?usp=sf_link

> List of FC:
- docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1y-zt8u4va5GuDYnX_ToKfRUFRHu-1izMtE6ifaRK4II/edit?usp=sharing

> Splatoon 1 Artbook
- archive.org/details/TheArtOfSplatoon

My favourite gun is the Flingza Roller.
Fite me.

that's not a gun

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>can still see mayo and ketchup bottles on board

Finger a woomy

Are results still being tallied?

are you implying it's fake?

Does anyone want to do some long hauls of salmon run?

2964-5665-7781

Don't forget to update your blacklist /ink/

No.

Yeah, because Pearl won. Evil shouldn't be allowed to win all the time.

I think overwatch is the cause for this habit being so common. Jumping physics in that game are fucking retarded.

Her dad is rich and she gets whatever she wants

Male woomy sit on my face and small smooth penis pushing through skin tight spats im cum

We need to add ADS mechanics to Splatoon, that will keep people from jumping around.

>Male woomy
you mean Spaghetti

She deserves a punch in the face, fueled by the rage of the proletariat.

Team invis is making me fucking angry.

I dont want to, i'll send my woomy to beat you up instead

AYO, ITS FLIGHTO

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>play with nzap
>get matched with 3 Aerosprays against Trislosher, Jet Squelcher and 2 Splattershots
>can't even get close to the enemy team
>every attempt to flank ends up with getting splatted after scoring 1 or 2 frags

Can i even do anything besides gettin gud

Get a gf and call her mommy constantly

>filename
You
I like you
thanks for the artist name because tumblrs filenames are garbage and there's no way to find a source with them

>ADS
My plebian brain doesn't know this abbreviation, please explain

I could see the writers making Pearl be that unoriginal.

AIGHT, IT'S FLIGHT!

Attention Deficit Syndrome.
It's sadly terminal you have it user.

I-I'll just play with randoms for now then

so im at 1800 and my teams score is 2100 and we lose against an 1800 team so i lose like fifty million points too
ok

I had a match like this, only I was using Sploosh-o-Matic. Team mates had hero-shot, squelcher and aerospray. Enemy team had dualies, squelchers and a slosher. I was the only one who could survive long enough to move from spawn but I couldn't carry the game because the enemy knew to keep their distance from me and their guns had the range to splat me.

>Get 3 run speed randomly on a piece of gear of me
>I don't even want run speed
Fug

sorry non, I already finished my runs 5 hours ago

Where are the results? Is Lil Judd retarded or something?

LOL man if you were maybe having friends or discord you wouldnt be gay

Results can only be posted if the thing's over user.

Callie is extremely cute and also a massive faggot.

The US and UK results are being combined for this Splatfest, and I think the UK's is still going

no she isn't she's a LOSER squid

It's okay, I just like playing past the bonuses for extra chunks

No bullying allowed.

Can I get an exact ETA (? exact estimate?) in hours and bings for when I get my fucking snails?

2 hours 50 minutes

(Never)

>UK
EU, UK isn't in the EU even. Don't group them up with us.

>Euros are going to cost Marina this spaltfest.
I can sense it in my bones.

5 hours

Do you think they'll do Salmon Run amiibos that unlocks the SR outfit?
that'd be neat.

It doesn't follow the conventions of shirt and shoes

Shut the fuck up, Marie is even cuter and also an even bigger faggot.

they could give the white shirt without the overalls and rubber boots
I'm only after the hat with the metal tins

Thanks user

Is UK still going?

If they intend for Salmon Run to go as long as Splatfests which is 2 years they'll eventually have to reward us with the Salmon Running gear

Just make it an all or nothing outfit

Sept 8 is almost here!

The hat would have no tins and then one tin if your special is charged.

>Marie is even cuter
well fine, let's just agree to agree then

she'll choke on thse

>locking more outfits behind amiibos

yes, pretty much

This is tumblr's ~official~ depiction of Mr. Grizz.
How does this make you feel, /ink/?

Those black arrows with your colours outlines are from the point sensor thing, right? Why the fuck are the outlines your colour? I just completely missed a dude right in front of me because of those arrows being green.

I feel like I should report you

>not posting the edit

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My bad user, it's early

redpill me on discord and the dot gang
how many factions are there and which discord is the good one?

>they decide to go all in on crossover gear
>it's all amiibo locked

delet

Is that supposed to be a... vampire squid?

I like it as a character design, but not as Grizzman himself

Because they're marked by the enemy.
Just like how a point sensor on you would be in their color

And because it's by the enemy, it should be easier for the enemy. I know this particular one was caused by my team, but it should've been their colour.

>you will never brainwash Callie into bullying you

>implying he's not an oversized water bear

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She already steals pepsi and hits children; what bigger bully is there?

Either nothing REALLY changes or everything changes for the worse

>vampire squid
What a cool fucking squid. turns into an umbrella

If it's as small as early Ink Armor nerf then it won't mean shit, but if they actually change some things and re-balance so most weapons are viable or no longer OP it can mean a whole different game

I wouldn't mind if Callie was bigger while she bullied me

Watching the Squid Sister concert after a stressful week and Splatfest reminded me that life is good and worth living.

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>and Splatfest
It's making me lose faith in humanity. I don't know how these people can be this retarded.

no, virtual life is good. the Squid Sisters aren't real

Too bad that it's not actually a squid, but a disgusting wretched type of octopus scum

The playerbase will increase!

Shouldn't have picked Invisibility then.

They're just drunk and/or partied too much.
Splatfests are great and you will enjoy them!

her dick will be bigger when she bullies you with her big dick

>and re-balance so most weapons are viable or no longer OP
So, re-buff everything to Splat1 standards?

I want to see more advancements like this and I have to live to see it. This is so cool.

They add all the specials to the salmon run rotation.
Ink armor can also revive the dead.

>not taking a break when getting tilted during a Splatfest and making what should be fun, stressful and rage inducing
Seriously man, if you are getting that upset during a Splatfest, take a break. Wait for a new map rotation, or change your weapon and tactics when you get back. Don't let idiots get you down

really?
but damn this thing's a euclidean horror

>Mr Grizz is twink trash

There is no good one.

When are they going to show the results?

How about he's just a talking wooden bear statue, is that so absurd in this world of transformation fashion conscious squids

I'm guessing in about 2 hours, because EU is just wrapping up