/d2g/ - Dota 2: The General

i miss the old profile
dotards how do we go back to source 1

everyone knows it's spelled fuTA not FUTA, dumb redditors

>want to play dotes
>also want to eat
Quick dotards what should I get from McDonald's the quarter pounder or 20 mcnuggies

>talk shit about bdog doom going for denies over last hit
>act shocked when he gets a kill with his six minute DOOM
classic 2k streamshitters

ranged creep denies are super important now
denying melee creeps doesn't matter that much
i also assume that he got lvl 6 because of devour

why they keep stealing our meme?

Hum why are all games in fpl stomps?

Because Dota is a joke of a game that is just as snowbally and straightforward as League, just not as immediately obvious.

Belly punching

the people getting carried by their captains and shotcallers are being exposed

>RTZ lost every game he drafted

>tfw no cute vampire hero

>not having homemade tendies from mom

lul at ur life

>Black BS just runs into meta TB
>funn1k DS just runs into a meta TB
LMAO

>Bulldog vs Funn1k
>tfw 2013 is back
also bone7 is so good HOLY FUCK
is he finally back?

I live all alone. I have nobody

what went wrong

besides having fucking faggot new account team mates who refused to push or stop ld from farming or stop feeding slark then say that I was terrible

>Bulba 69 NA
>Rtz 61 NA
>Cr1t last place EU
>Zai 51 EU
EXPOSED

I always stuck with 4-stacks every fuckign game
care to explain dotards?

>McDonald's
>implying pic related isn't the only worthy item on their whole menu

>Bone7 Godlike
WHAT?is he good again?

This guy comes up to you at level 11 and slaps your entire team's ass with THREE ultimates wyd?

For me it's the McChicken™

silly faggot, everyone knows TA has a pretty pink vagina.

>Bone7 clock.jpg

40 (FOURTY) mcnuggers
mc nuggers are one of the best things to eat while playing vidya

hey guys the mcrib is back lol

just run up to him as dark seer lmao

Is Dotabuff + worth buying, dotards?
I want to get better.

>press right click
>he LITERALLY can't catch you

how it would help you get better?
just use open dota instead if you want more detailed shit for FREE

>diffusals you
>reflections you
>skadis you
>pikes up towards you

...

>letting him get free farm
your own fault

is it me or does sniper shits on this hero real hard

Got your illusion!
haha ^u^

>Dendi and bgod on the same team

im gonna fill you up WINDRUNNER!

How does FPL determine who's captain?

Bulldog, the only no-pro is always the captain lol

what is this three ults meme, what's the third? meta, sunder...?

>bulldog is actually going to put dondo on pudge for the sake of memes
sweden was a mistake

>4 cocks + slut
>lose

Only the best players get to be captain.
BGod is the best player and a TI winner.

wasnt it highest mmr in preseason and then itll be highest rating

>thinking dendi was good for anything but

>goodWall
>not an ultimate

reflection
>LMAO AOE WALL

how fucking new

the one with the most TIs

>three ultimates
>implying it's not four

>you don't ban furion because you know you can counter it

im pretty sure that they let him pick nature prophet out of pity

i'm also sure they let him captain, draft, and win the last two games also out of pity
they also let him win TI out of pity

>Radius: 900
>Move Speed Slow: 25%
>Attack Speed Slow: 25
>Illusion Damage Dealt: 40%/60%/80%/100%
>Duration: 2.5/3.5/4.5/5.5.
>16 cd
>FIDDY manacost
>can't kill it

prophet + spirit breaker is hella broken though

>bulldog is tapping that every night

im not sure if they are at that stage yet
i mean they sleep in different rooms despite living together

...

No way that's true, nah there's no way. nobody can suck this much cock at being in a relationship.

My sister and I also had different rooms
:^)

he's pulling out of his ass

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>fuTA is now literally confirmed absolutely 100% reddit
>loli pugna eternally forever and ever /ourgirl/

10 MINUTE DRUMS PogChamp

fuck off

go back to your sandhole shed muhammad

>tfw 2k mmr
>tfw at least 6k true mmr
>only thing holding me back are my friends wanting to party queue all the time
am i the only one?

you mean a feminine penis, but yea

>projecting this hard
what a loser

u mad little white boi?

>pic

>tfw 2011 mmr
>youtube.com/watch?v=KQ6zr6kCPj8

just watched 2001: a space odyssey.

I fell asleep, what did I miss boys?

Ok question, I understand the basics of do2a (warding, ground control, pulling, etc.) But I never seem to do well as a more supportey character. When I play someone like pa or specter i am an unkillable farmed gold wielding monster. On the other hand, playing someone like lich, i always get under leveled, have no farm, and die because i'm out by myself trying to ward or pull. I know i'm missing something but maybe i'm just better at carry?

tl;dr I'm not complete shit at carry and on supports I feel useless mid game.

>tfw eternally smurfed

thats good that means youre not a supportcuck

Feels great, doesn't it?

Keep playing carry then. Also, what is ground control?

major tom?

>league image as OP
nice

high ground control.

do any of you autismos save rtz vods? hook another autismo up familia

Not dying as a squishy support is torture for nubs. Your team doesn't need a Lion or Lich THAT badly as long as someone is warding and babysitting.
I'd strongly recommend playing support with heroes that can take a punch. Ogre Magi is one of the best noob heroes, but Venge, Abaddon and Omni are decent too.
Also consider playing CM if you feel like you can depend on items for survival (Glimmer, Bracer, Atos, etc).

d2g what does it feel like to have a gf?

I've had a bit of success as ogre magi, didn't realize he.. she.. it was a support. yesimnew

the first months will be pure bliss, then it just falls :(

lol

>tfw no hands

You didn't look at the Roles panel?

Learn how to position yourself properly, what is 1 right click from a lich going to do? Fuck all, so sit at the edge of spell range and only come in to cast or use utility items. When warding, check the map and if you're not 100% sure it's safe you might need to go in under smoke/glimmer or wait until there's a carry nearby. If you're underleveled you need to pull more, buy more tomes, rotate to gank/countergank more and not die in fights. Don't be afraid to farm jungle camps with your spells or ask a carry to weaken them for you. For Lich specifically, make sure you're using sacrifice as much as possible to make the most of the XP and remember that the big purple ancients have no magic resistance so you can safely clear them with a few frost blasts.

Who do i play if I don't want to try at all