/wowg/ - World of Warcraft general

you can't be real nigger

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orcs don't belong on azeroth

they should be shipped back to their shitty dying planet that they ruined

Too busy shitting in their streets and raping women to doing anything productive

dwarves are native born azerothians

orcs are violent, illegal aliens

fuck off, degenerate.

>flying over northrend
>must have accidentally gone slightly into wintergrasp
>get the "no flying allowed" debuff timer
>cant leave the zone in time
>get kicked off but given a parachute
>still have all my horizontal momentum
>unable to remove the parachute
>have to descend slowly over the next minute and a half
>i pass out of wintergrasp and glide over 90% of sholazar basin

why does BM get the rap as the full retard braindead class when its truly arms warrior?

>that time of year when I'm listening to WoW music, thinking about playing again in next xpac and how much fun i'll have for a few months before the game becomes incredibly boring after 4 months again

wew hope they change something this time!

>Talk to Turalyon as a Draenei
"Its been so long since I've seen another Draenei!"
>Talk to Turalyon as a Panda
"Its been so long since I've seen another Pandaren"

Small indie company

bm is literally spamming 2 buttons while your ai pet does 80% of your damage, what are you on about?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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EU or US? post your skype ill buy you legion if you bring the banter

other classes are catching onto how brain dead arms is bros......how will we EVER recover?

Why would anyone ever play a melee in raids??

Because they're far easier

>3 weeks for a 5 man

why

>not making him send you dick pics

US, I made a temp skype, lilium.max.

>orcs don't belong on azeroth
Neither do humans, dwarves, gnomes, goblins, draenei,,undead, worgen and, arguably, elves.

>can't see shit
>have less spots open for melees

ranged has it easier

>tfw dont need a single piece of gear out of it

>>can't see shit
???
>>have less spots open for melees
Yes, because they're easier to fill, you fucking dummy.

>The world of Azeroth is the birthplace of many races, most notable being elves (night elves, high elves, and blood elves), humans, dwarves, tauren, goblins, trolls, gnomes, pandarens and dragons

Worgen are just mutated humans, undead are just dead humans. Draenei crashed there on accident.

Orcs literally invaded the planet to destroy it. They do not belong there. Same with ogres.

any one ally-us can fly me around highmountain so i can do the world quests?

I thought we genocided all you groundscreamers months ago.

best priest leveling spec for 100-110?

i did it disc

>why do people play what I don't?

seek professional help

what

>months after flying
>go to argus, no flying zone
>faggots on the faggy darkmeme meme striders

I too thought these fags finally got gassed.

soz mate not interested if your posting anime n doing al lthis pussy temp skype shit. you either want me to be your buddy and buy you legion or you're a fucking waste of time user.

>Gearing up arms warrior
>Relinquished Tokens so far give Critical Strike and Versatility stats for the 910 gear

by temp skype i mean the one i use for playing online with people, the other is for family and stuff

>want to play my druid
>tanking is mind-numbing
>feral is way too spammy
>healing is for cucks

might've one spec left in there somewhere.

I do no damage as disc even with full heirlooms

Healing is god tier, all the dicks are yours as healslut

boomkin is boring

>Go through my void storage that I have not been inside since Cata and find ancient trinket that lets me summon a Paladin
>Stays around for like 15 seconds and the bubble/heartstones away

Fucking typical

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>spamming 2 buttons
Cobra shot, dire frenzy and kill command. 3 buttons with an occasional use of bestial wrath and murder of crows and your artifact ability THANKYOU.

Arms with the trauma/fob build is literally just pressing colossus smash, mighty strike, and whirlwind using battle cry occasionally. rend build isn't much harder at all. at best, they're right on the same skill level but the difference is arms does insane dps for the same amount of effort

>Outland takes for fucking ever
>Pandaria is over in 5 minutes
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR

wrath is the worst offender

there's 1 orc to every 2.7 blood elves, every married blood elf couple gets orced, and the remainder are forever alone dicklets who have to hope they get raped

Outland is blazing fast compared to WoTLK, you don't see half of the 5man content TBC has to offer before you hit 70.

anywhere in northrend is preferable to shitty ass hellfire peninsula though

>Have to endure Outland, Northrend and shitty Cata zones
>Then comes Pandaria, legit 10/10 comfy and design
>Only allowed to be there an hour
>Then it's fucking Draenor

aaAARRRGHHHH

>Try casual PvP because bored
>Spriest vs Arms warrior
>Charged into, which now stuns you(?)
>Shadow locked, preventing every spell including my one meaningful defensive
>melted before I can take another action

Oh now I remember why PvP has the lowest participation rate its ever had

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>orcs literally shit on their planet's streets (what streets lol) till they destroyed it
>invade a civilized and prospering world and slaughter thousands, almost winning
Sound familiar? This is the future boys, written 30 years ago.

What are you going to do about it nerd?

>birthplace
The ones I listed in my post were created by the titans, who are not natives of Azaroth.
Orcs have as much rights as any of them. Which is to say, get the fuck off the planet.

>more gnomes than pandas
???????????

>hellfire ramparts
>utgarde pinnacle
MAKE IT FUCKING STOP

Are meme hunters

cute?

>that part where you can only do Gnomer or Dire Maul

Well yes, people don't generally like to look like an inhuman piece of garbage (reason why belf was even added). Though that begs the question why not just go alliance.

Nobody wants to do that fuckin intro zone.

The moment they redo goblins I'll make about 600 of them.

>tfw killing BOAR

Are trolls, pandas, and tauren the only native races? At least playable ones

shamans looking fresh with the new tier / season set.

GODS I WAS STRONG THEN
I WOULD ONLY LEVEL UP BY KILLING MILLIONS OF BOARS

Pandas are unclear but yeah pretty much.
Elves are evolved from trolls so they probably also count

I've levelled two characters this month. I want a third now because of those casting animations

In my experience.
>Outland
You'll blitz through without seeing much of the content. Dungeons are fast too.
>Wrath
Oh fuck no. Get ready to grind away at stupid viking bullshit for 600 years. To the point where you just say fuck it and go back to questing.
>Cata
Expect dungeons to wipe constantly because nobody remembers how these places work and try to blast through like they've done up to now
>MoP
My skin is clear, my crops are growing, depression is gone, I got a raise, everything is perfe- It's over.
>Draenor
Storyline assfucking, but gorgrond bonus objectives will strap a rocket to your ass and get you to the late 90s

But then comes legion and your heirlooms wont scale properly and you'll struggle killing anything making it an awful fucking grind unless you drag yourself back to dungeons or something to get to 101.

LANCEL

BRING ME MORE SWINE

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>wasd
I bet you don't even parse bro.
-E vorwaards
-S\F strafe
-D focus [mouseover] macro with alt D to drop focus and ctrl D to swap focus and target, shift D to target MT target and focus OT target
-Q vampiric touch mouseover>target, alt-q to VT focus (same macro for everything unless noted)
-W Mind blast
-R SW:P
-T Mind Flay macro with no mouseover fn for qol during trash AOE
-G PWS, other bubble fx, blinks, Demonic Circle, alt G to force self cast, shift G to RocketJump!
-1 for Power Infusion, currently dps trinket with mindbender being gud tho
-2 for SW:D
-3 for VEr/VB
-4 for VTor
-5 for Shadowfiend/mind bender
-6 for Rez, shift to shadow form
-Shift q to Shadow Mend mouseover>target>self, altshiftq to Shadow Mend self,
-Shift w dispel / cure macro
-shift 1 for pot
-shift 2-4 for fade, Vamp Embrace, Dispersion respectively, similar for other class with defensive/utility cooldowns like Lust/Cold Snap/Gateway
-Slowfall and Levitation always on V, other utility on zxcv like mass dispel, ring of frost, life grip, angelic feather, psychic scream/mind bomb macro, MC
-Shiftspace for favourite flying mounts, ctrlshiftspace for vendor mount
-ctrl zxcv to hearth,dala hearth, order hall tp, garrison hearth as applicable
-Alt z/x to open professions

Dumb goblins existed too

they were all CREATED there, BORN there

orcs INVADED and were from another PLANET

go get raped by a mudslime refugee you no borders degenerate

>But then comes legion and your heirlooms wont scale properly

You mean at 100? So what's why I got a huge boost once I hit 101

Indeed they are.
They also had a few pretty funny jokes.

Even at 101 its a pain in the ass if you jump straight from draenor.

pandas don't count because they were shoe-horned into the lore

this be troll land, everyone should just get out

that's why I level my alts with invasions

takes a while but worth it for not having to quest

>you no borders degenerate
Are you capable of reading?
I just said they need to go back, along with every other non-native race.

How in the name of God do I prot-Warrior properly?

More Arcwine your grace?

How bad are heirlooms at 100-101? I equipped my shaman with them at 105 and they seemed to be just on pair with the average questing green.

open up character menu > create character > click on paladin > whatever race you want

Problem solved

Jump in the fucking pot!

ARCWINE IS FOR CRACKHEAD WITHERED PUSSIES

Trash aside from the xp boost. It takes until 104ish for them to level out and start making sense.

>You mean at 100?
You can get your artifact at 98, log out and back in and the quest appears.
Then you just breeze through everything.

Also, you can skip the painful WoD intro if you want
blizzardwatch.com/2015/03/23/how-to-get-to-draenor-and-skip-tanaan-jungle-entirely/

Familia, I can't be gnome-paladin. Hotfix when?

anyone fags from here in Defias Brotherhood (EU) ?

Heirlooms at level 100 are ilvl 620.

At 101, they leap to 695.

I use A and D for strafing but have set my A and D with modifier to turning, so I can play one-handed out of combat. It's comfy.

Reporting. I used to troll trade chat a lot back in the day.

What class is better for healing 5man mythics, shaman or druid?

please say shaman, I don't want all my transmog gear going to waste

so comfy