/ink/ - Splatoon General

Let him dunk the Rainmaker, he is too powerful.

How does Chad Spag spam "Ouch!" if he doesn't get splatted.

I hope we get more clothes with lights on them, they look super rad. I could go for a free camera mode too since the Amiibo poses are pretty limited and there aren't many places to get a good shot of your weapon.

exactly

I want to rape Marie until she likes it!

thanks doc

>Try out new weapon in ranked
>Team up with /ink/ friend
>Lose
I've made a fool of myself

people used to expect other /ink/ players to be good and know maps/objective but now the general assumption is you'll be shit but might surprise

>Try out new weapon in ranked
and whose fault is that?

I thought you only got a crack if you lost twice in a row.

Yours

You mean (You)rs?

I thought you only got a crack if your stats are shit

No I mean urs

Who's excited for the new patch?

>tfw your woomy got moved further away from your favorite woomy

I'm excited to be disappointed!

Sorry, I was shuffling things about to try and make it look better.

Who are the woomies?

Make your own chart with them right next to each other, off to the side of everyone else? Put them in a little heart shape?

They will definetly fix the stingray and tri slosher

they batter nerf tri-slosher and octobrush
i couldn't care less for anything else

Excuse you? I have inked a whole 4700p with my sploosh, thank you very much.

it'll be shit I tell you

anonymous message board. please just go to reddit and keep it there

that would be kind of weird and Inappropriate

Nah, you can fuck off if a single image on the internet offends you so much

I noticed that Bombadier Woomy's description references a "Jet Woomy", but there is no jet woomy, there is only Plane Woomy

whoops thats my bad

He's ready to hunt for some puss

I like Stingray as it is for the most part, but constant Thermal Ink, an actual reticule, and 4 TTK instead of 5 would be really nice while still keeping the same overall skill of the special. Increasing turn speed is unnecessary and panders to people without the patience to practice with it and know how to use it.

>nerfing octobrush when it isn't even used at top level play

Lmao

I hate Octo brush because they always shit on me :(

nice art style

Jesus fucking Christ, if you're in S+, you should know how to handle the Rainmaker.

If you're grouped together with your team and they're making a path for you, follow the fucking path the team is making for you.

What's used in TOP level play? Besides Nzap, Jr, TTK, some 3slosh? Is there more?

Chargers, splatlings. Think there were some blasters?

Rank A rainmaker is hell, holy fuck all these retards that cant carry themselves

It doesn't get any better in higher rankings.

Don't you think bubble blower is a bit too strong? It's like three rainmaker shields, but the team that made them pops them much easier than team that defends, there's almost no way to make them not pop.

If you think that's bad it never gets better
Wait for the fuckers who got carried to S that play team death match every ranked mode and walk right past the rainmaker

I like this.

Doesn't throwing a bomb at them pop them instantly on either side?

I give up. Today I lost S+ all the way down to A+ in Rainmaker, then I lost my S in TC all the way down to A.

Many of the matches were lost in fucking Overtime too making me extra fucking salty.

The last round I ended up only getting one kill somehow when I usually get at least around 10. That made me embarrassed enough to change my IGN.

I won't play more for a while honestly..

THE SALT IS REAL.

>He thinks he can use cute octoling images against me
Well 2u can play at this game

Because higher ranks are made of same people in Spla2n, because devs still can't into maths, but even more than before.

seriously what happened to her fucking leg, is this gore?

is there any rank worth playing with these randoms?

doesn't offend me just sick of seeing it every thread yo. calm down with the hostility. maybe i'm just miffed my woomy isn't there.

I don't get back to seriously playing splatoon for a couple days after splatfest. On splatfest days, I play for like 10 hours straight, and I don't want to burn out like that. So I either play salmon run or single player or relax and try out new weapons in turf war for a couple days before going back to ranked.

There are three of them. If even one pops it's a disaster.

you should have stopped playing or changed mode long before you got to that point

It takes way more to fizzle them than pop them. A bomb doesn't cut it.
It gives it defensive capabilities as well as offensive/turfing

Sometimes you just can't carry hard enough

Splat zones has been the easiest for me, it seems to be the one mode where playing for kills actually helps with the goal

What the fuck did you just say about me, you little bitch?

you died too much, if you had gone 30/4 you may have won

I've only ever posted it like 3 times, each when I updated it.

If other people have been reposting it, then it wasn't me.

>maybe i'm just miffed my woomy isn't there.
most of the woomies in the image got in just by asking you know

Bring it, punk. You ain't got nothing.

Yeah, way too much defensive capabilities. BB feels like a Splat1 special that was to be replaced in 2 with Inkstorm.

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INVISIBILITY FAGS BTFO
>55% wins
beautiful
i know im late. i was busy all day yesterday ;_;

>That one guy who died 14 times
Get that shit back to rank C

This the best you got?

I'm mad that we somehow lost popularity, I mean come on

okay, not used to generals. woomy

That's all the octoling - Chan I've got. You win.

Chargers and splatlings are trash and are barely used in competitive

It's used pretty often in high level games, not sure what you're talking about

Blame the EU. I'm almost certain Flight won popularity in the States.

woomy

/r/ing woomy buttcrack
you know the image

That's okay, always nice to see another person that enjoys octos too.

Couple of victory octos.

What's coming in the new 1.3 update? Anything good?

Not what you're looking for, butt related:

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We don't know, they haven't told us yet.

>the boobs on the right
Unironically disgusting looking. bloody hell

The rest are okay

They're barely in the top 20 for the last league battle. They're not any more popular than some other weapons.

The Tri-slosher shows up on every other team though

4th is fucking, vomit inducing

ew

Hope they do a sukumizu edit at some point

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why does this fag insist on adding that shitty eye makeup

>chargers are barely used in competitive
What? The Splatterscope is used pretty often, and sometimes the E-liter

Old man rant. I'm a player from the launch of Splatoon 1. Average about a 54-56% win rate. Splatfest win-lose rate was over 10% for solo que and only 2% for teams. My solo games I played involved 16 losses for 4 wins thats a 20% winrate. Most of those matches involved an afk or people shooting their feet. Some of these players were low level and usually had names like "anonymous" or "notaspy".

When did this happen? When were splatfests so deliberately sabotaged?
I can only imagine it's from factors that weren't big during splatoon 1 like Twitch, Reddit, or Tumblr.

I just wanna have fun during Splatfest why do people have to ruin it?

And whatever this cyborg stuff is. I need more octo images.

Because some retards just can't handle their waifu losing, but their efforts are wasted. They've tried to sabotage Pearl twice and it hasn't worked yet.

Now imagine male counterparts to all that gear.

Saboters are on both sides in every splatfests

Nah I'm still seeing a good amount of them in the top 20 league teams, not "it isn't used at all" like you originally said. Was mostly talking about competitive anyway.

It's not really used at all in the top teams right now. Having a charger in your comp would be suicide since that's one less armor user that doesn't paint or can push at all.

Obviously, but not on the degree of Marinashitters.