/ink/- Splatoon General

Rather fuck Cohocks

sting ray sucks

>Ink Armor Flyfish

out of the way, best pairing coming through

>only 8 eggs

Fucking /dev/ null

Still going to go ham

That's a shame.

Lies, and you know it.

Wonder why they don't have a Boss Salmonid that tries to kidnap you and drag you to the edge of the water.
Seems pretty standard in these survival games.

It's terrible, i have no idea how they're going to save it.

Chum and Cohocks are pretty good at doing that, no need for a boss to do that when their specialty is instakills.

The problem with all these inkifications of the meme is that none of them have a ravenous horde of Salmonids closing in on them

Let's see. They've stolen the Great Zapfish twice, kidnapped Callie, and given technology to the Salmonids to speed up the apocalypse. No lies here. They're scum that can't be trusted.

what hat is that user

not sure why marina has such a fucking issue with pearl plugging grizzco but yeah whatever she's soooo hot right ?

remove turn rate cap :^)

>They've stolen the Great Zapfish twice
Octavio did that.
>kidnapped Callie
Octavio again.
>and given technology to the Salmonids to speed up the apocalypse.
Their dwellings are decaying and succumbing to increasing water levels and they are desperate for any tech to survive. Not like it helps the Salmonids much, and Inkopolis gets along fine desite it.

She's jealous.

Marina is worst girl, everyone knows that

no stop
NO
NO

You do realize Octavio is their leader right? You literally fight waves and waves of Octoling in the campaign. There are entire levels based around them trying to murder you.

just report it

We need better from you.

Because you're trying to take the Zapfish that power their domes and keep them from collapsing. The Great Zapfish alone powers all of Inkopolis, so blame Octavio alone for that. But all the others are theirs.

>enemy invader, known member of guerilla faction attacking ragtag group of street rats
>implying squids aren't the autocratic capitalist enemy

______ a woomy

Cuddle

fuck

cuddle

Change to a spaghetti from

delet

I've play with and against /dev/ null
I didn't know he was an /ink/ user

Superjump to

...

>hanging out with woomy friend
>drinking at your place and watching movies
>she changes into squid form and lays limply on your chest when she passes out

What do

become

Finger

Use her sloshing machine to get the ink out of my shirt

Bring her to my bed
Put a blanket over her
Sleep on the couch
Get up early and make a bowl of eggs for her

>Most mobile
Can still get picked off by anyone who can aim or has splash damage.
How helpful that was.

They were just in my Salmon Run lobby.
Is this a squidkid of repute?

Maybe I'd believe you if they didn't keep them in cages and show their super weapons grabbing them to squeeze the energy out of them violently. The Great Zapfish on the surface meanwhile is super happy and gets to fly freely around the city anytime it likes. Face it, Octoslobs are the bad guys.

I want Marina

Shut up Salmonoid traitor.

I saw him in Veeky Forums room once.

The Octobosses are buddings of Octavio and directly follow his command. The rest of the Zapfish are kept safe to continue generating electricity for the Octarians to survive. Not like the Great Zapfish flying off whenever it wants helps Inkopolis to generate power.

Well /ink/? Are they wrong?

No, they're right. Some octolings are pathetic instead.

Very rude.

Who?

>I didn't know he was an /ink/ user.
Why is your reading comprehension at a Pre-K level

>The Octobosses are buddings of Octavio
So are the Octolings.

Does anyone know if drawings can be viewed on recently played profiles? Is it possible most of these trans posts are twitter fags that have their followers play with them and fresh their posts?

No proof there. The Octobosses have Octavio's scar on their cleaved tentacle, the Octolings do not.

Why does woomy hover hand every splatling in the victory pose, except the hero replica? Is she a beta?

ew fucking gross
throw it across the room and run out the door

>watching grill streamer for splatoon 2
>S+
>gets killed by a roller just rolling
>twice

>gets killed by a roller just rolling
>twice
>S+
Yeah, that sounds about right.

She knows what she does with it at night

you better be patrolling

please stop calling your Inkling Girl "woomy", they are called "Inkling Girl"

WHY ARE PEOPLE WHO DONT KNOW HOW TO BOMB MAWS AND WHO DONT KNOW WHAT LOW TIDE MEANS ALLOWED INTO PROFRESHIONAL

aren't the octarians being mind-controlled by octavio's spicy beats or something

>used brella since it came out
>only managed to go to S+2 from S+1
>Forge SSP comes out
>Already S+6
So this is the power of a crutch

It's canon.

She likes it though

Anyone up for some last minute salmon runs?

If you wanna call a mediocre weapon a crutch, sure.

>standing right next to the maw circle and throwing a bomb the instant before it pops out

Yes, I know that. But it doesn't mean they're buds of Octavio specifically, like the Octobosses are.

What if your woomyfriend had a 5 year old squib?

Would be a good onii-chan to the squib

the fuck is a squib

>she's playing twos

ooooohhhhhhhh

she almost got splatted by the rainmaker point blank

What is the point of Nozzlenose and Gal? All of these feel awful

that's even hotter

I main SSP Forge and I'm still stuck in low-tier S+. Guess I'm just shit.

Brella is great

noob trap

or

their full potential hasn't been unleashed

Give me your shirt

high skill floors and ceilings. It weeds out the shitters.

Well that was embarrassing

The child form of an inkling. The ones we see in-game are adults.

why is your squid sad

more like mature, not adults

they are squid kids after all

Raise.

This is getting awful

Would if I could

Pat and take pictures.

Fuck these trans posts. This is why everyone hates trannies, because tumblrtards, trenders, and speshul snowflakes shove gender discourse everywhere it shouldn't be. I don't want to be reminded I'm trans when I'm playing fucking Splatoon. I wish I could start reporting them but I'd probably get banned or something.