/meg/ - Mass Effect General

Yellow Dress Edition

>MEG's updated Pastebin:
pastebin.com/ehq8JjR2

>Femtur Pastebin:
pastebin.com/MEdWcTu9

>MegSev adventures:
MegSev dot blogspot dot com

>All previous Collages that we know of:
imgur.com/a/FSJBQ

>Andromeda is dropped:
blog.bioware.com/2017/08/19/mass-effect-andromeda/

>Note
Liara is our goddess and disrespecting her is punishable by slapping!

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First for screw your, Jill

I am SO sorry for not changing the edition, my meggies..

It was supposed to be Our Angel Edition, but the captcha kept messing with me and I accidentally posted the old OP!

Late night Liara post!

fuck up cunt

Rude!

>tfw no cute AI in your head

Hey, what if EDI was part of the cybernetic implants in Shepard?

Would we still get cute lewdbot EDI in 3?

>suffering the abominable intelligence to live
abscond.

Absolutely. Since she can be 'present' in the ship and a mobile platform without strain, then she can be in those and a few implants simultaneously.

Joker might get jealous then.

That's fine, he can be as jealous as he likes and it makes no difference.

It's not like he can kick your ass.

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Late night Jack post!

Seems slow tonight.
Just means it's extra comfy.

>long hair

Oh boy here we go again.

>Heleus Defender has a unique undersuit
>Ryder wears his normal undersuit in cutscene
It bothers me more than it should.

No worries.
Hey,uh... how about you check your email?
No reason.

What of it.

Umm.. is this the Kai Leng Meme, my user?

Jack: The Superior Waifu

Li-Ara is superior, my user!

Gee, I wonder if these might be posted by the same person.

There's no hyphen in Liara. It's just Liara.

I'd like to put my hyphen in Liara.

Umm..

I am really starting to think that you have Autism, Winnie!

Do not be lewd, my user!

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As always, reminder to ignore the obsessed spammer.

I ain't opening that shit nigga.

They've been allowed to create the last two threads.

>vore that fails to acknowledge how the victim physically entered the stomach

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>Even primitive Quarians were considered attractive in my age
>Basically look like slightly weird humans
What did they mean by this?

That means that humans are just slightly uglier Quarians.

Worked so well on /dag/

She had a friendly autist encouraging and defending her in that general. It's not the same situation here.

Goddamn this art gets me everytime

>she

Reminder that LSW needs to die.

>page 10
bumping with best romance

I did a thing, /meg/!

I hope you like it, cause it took me way too long to do, and it still turned out pretty awful.
Thanks for the inspiration, WG :^)

not bad

Nice, nice. Looks to me like KL put on some weight.

Looks pretty good.

FOR MARS BROTHER
youtube.com/watch?v=wy-sVTaZRPk

Can WORD this post!

I like it user, nice work

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How dare you post treats and soles on Wednesday, user? HeT!

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genderbent garrus?

Looks like a tired old.man.

don't most femturs?

Come to think of it, yes.

> genderbent garrus

Why not just his sister ?

because male shep needs his sniper turian wife

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Fucking fell this is great

>Andromeda is completely dead less than a year after release. That has to be a new low. Not even DA2 got fucked this hard.

I thought quarians were the ultimate waifu race but here I discover there's a huge fanbase for turians. Did this happen before or after Nyreen and Vetra were a thing?

That's vocal degenerate minority.

Well, I think it cant have happened before Nyreen, since she kinda was the first femaleTurian in the game you got to know. But i suppose some may have envisioned femturs before we saw an official model

>quarians
>femtur
there is only one accepted waifu race, the others are memes.

>Still not /meg/ + /bwg/
fix your shit will ya

no
you want /bwg/ go make a dag thread

How can they not understand that?

Javiks line was written before they made up their mind about showing Tali's face in-game. By the time they did, they didn't have the money to make a fully realized design with a 3D animated render to be used in game. So they quickly slapped together a photoshop in lieu of an original design

Nope, get the fuck out.

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Page Pie-Jacks..

kindly fuck off please

Do you think the ayys in mass effect would like rally racing?

Uhm.. Rude!

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How long did they work on crusible exactly?

Is it whistling or indicating that it wants spaghetti?

about 3 months. Don't ask how they hid it, they just did.

It just wants an omniblade through its neck to end the pain and abuse from being paired with asari whores and used for shitposting.

I don't get it

ME4 should've been the new ayys of the galaxy searching ancient Human/Asari/Turian/etc. ruins

Seems like the biggest change of happened after Vetra. Dextro waifus are great waifus anyways.

Gotta ask, what is the attraction to them? Sure they are anatomically correct, but they don't share a lot of characteristics we find appealing about the opposite sex.

Is it an exotic thing, height difference thing, or what?

Exotic is one reason, sure.

Exotic, and they can be cute. There's certainly a more in-depth answer, I'm sure.

Speaking as a resident dextrofag, I always found that Quarians and Turians hit a perfect middle ground between xeno and humanlike aesthetic. Asari are blue space babe with Star Trek head thinggie,that are written to be the good-looking romantic interest of a whole galaxy, who can mate with anyone and have a whole period of their life dedicated to fucking and stripping, but they just seem bland and too humanlike for me. The Asari and human romance option never really appealed to me except for Samara.
I like Femturs for the rough and tough tomboy aspect of their personality, the way their mandibles makes their body language interesting to read and the disciplined "space roman" themed Turian culture have in general.
For me, the way Vetra open her mandibles wide open when Ryder say he likes what he sees is a good example on why I find their body language really interesting and exotic.
I like femquarians because they also have that "body language to convey emotion" thing going. They have an interesting culture and well-rounded personalities, and their quirk of not being able to leave their suit makes romantic stuff like intimacy or sex interesting, as they're not taken as "granted".
That's what I think of it, at least, and I'm sure that personal tastes about women can factor in.

>Is it an exotic thing, height difference thing
That's my reason. They have a good mix between alien and humanoid features.

>Mass Effect General
>>Mass Effect
What's the point?

Appreciate the answers.

Not trying to raptorfag shame here, just genuinely interested in this phenomenon. Hell, I don't even remember Kirk from Star Trek sleeping with anything too different. Just different shades of humans.

oh.
That's good!
Then we find out how our artifacts ended way the hell in there neighborhood.

To talk about /our girl/, my user!

There is none, it's just losers doing gay fanfiction and off topic shit. /dag/ was a lot better.

Uhm..

>that feel when Anons are being mean
Why can't you be nice and friendly like Femshep and my Liara..?

>my Liara
>my

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eat shit and die

Uhm, Rude!

NOO!! I cannot believe that my Jack user is bullying me!