League of Legends general - /lolg/

tight

The idea behind being expensive would be to discourage that happening ("Aww I got placed in Silver 3 time to reroll"). What about 1 per season rather than 1 per account?

perfect

Anyone else getting the Star Guardian figures? They go on sale on the 7th

Limit it to 1 per account while making it an option for a limited time like during pre-season and sure but anything more would for sure end horribly and for sure wouldn't kill smurfing. There are still toxic people and youtubers/streamers doing road to x ranked grinds.

Best Star Guardian

xth for Irelia

>EU scene

Holy shit what a fiesta, what is Riot doing?

I'd post this one goblin jew concept someone posted here a while ago but fireden is down for some reason
[citation needed]

>They look hideous but ill probably still cop because I'm a pathetic waifufag

Best girl.
Best pussy.
Best wife.

lmao not a chance

heck no.

>perfect body
>petite and slender
>excellent genetics
>has ridden horses since childhood
>probably keeps herself in shape

I want to go swimming in Lulu.

...

i wish i was a girl

What do any of these things have to do with her being tight

I'm not a Jannafag or Luxfag, if I wanted a Poppy figure I would get the other figure, i'm not a degenerate, and don't have money for Jinx figures. Also not a weeb.

I love Camille

>has ridden horses since childhood
NEVER stick your dick in horse girls.

i wish irelia was better but at the same time everytime shes in a good place shes cancer

small frame, top-tier genetics, horseback riding?

me too!

I despise yordles for some odd and irrational reason, why is that

Riven, more like Draven.

>Disappointing your waifu by not buying a figure of her
For shame lads

when you think about it, fat girls are probably tighter because all the adipose tissue squeezes all their organs, including vagina.

actually, you probably want to stop thinking about that.

There's nothing wrong with horse girls except that they spend 90% of their time taking care of the fucking horse. Horses are fucking needy animals.

>has ridden horses since childhood
So like throwing a hotdog down a hallway?

>tfw you finally make it!

yeah but fat girls are fucking disgusting

>didn't ban Yasuo

xth for Syndra

You guys going to set up a timeshare or something?

I only ever ban soraka and blitz

I have yet to meet a girl obsessed with horses that had a normal childhood. 9/10 chance of serious daddy issues

>only S rank in recent memory was from a surrender
man, I can't even be proud about it because it ended so quickly

Nice blind pick win.

This desu. I've known two horse girls and they were both fucking crazy. One of them was actually taller than me and seemed like she would be into choking. Not being choked but choking other people. Was kind of hot when I thought about it but definitely not worth the risk.
That's not going to work, dude. Waifufags have no logical capabilities. She's tight because she has an attractive body. She must also be fertile, smart, and have a great immune system all because her fan art is attractive.

not sexually you sick fuck

I've met a few and they seemed fine to me. They just spent all their time either feeding the horse, grooming the horse, getting stuff for the horse, cleaning the horse, cleaning the horses stall, training the horse.... apparently horses can't do shit on their own

I am a girl

Horses should should get a fucking job, lazy bastards

>horseback riding
Lux has no hymen

tits or gtfo

How do I know when to group and when I should be farming as adc once I take tower

It's pretty obvious in hindsight, then just predict based on your experiences

show dicc

>riot scared of putting out figures that match the in game art

Cowards

I don't know if the resolution is just off but they look pretty bad quality-wise anyway.

>Vayne gets IE and statikk
>2 shots everyone

I choose to believe that everything I read on the topic is misunderstandings or misinformation, until Riot officially announce something. This madness is too insane even for Riot EU.

lucky

Literally just want to kill EU scene to finally give NA a chance
One day TSM will make it out of groups

>don't have to deal with bleeding
Is this supposed to be a disadvantage?

Bully her with headpats

Who /goldVandstoprankedforthewholeseasonhere/? Third year I do this yet I feel I could reach platinum in around a month

That's what I was thinking user.

i feed her to balance it out

by that i mean feed her my cum LOL

>Annie
>Saying sorry
>Even understanding why feeding is a bad thing
>Bully her in any capacity
>She burns you alive and laughs as you scream in pain
>Then Tibbers eats your corpse
uwaa sugoku kawaii desu!!!!

I love my wife, Riven, and I hope she has a good thread!

it means she probably also knows how to ride a dick good

Hey do you want a skin? Well you can have one!
All you need to do is write me some gurosmut!
if you really loved Camille, you would write me some gurosmut

i'm hungry
what the fuck do i eat
league of leg ends

...

>A 22 year old single man typed this post and sent it to the internet for dozens of other people to read

>22
I'm 25

>play adc and wreck lane
>team has no macro so I start feeding once vayne fed fizz (vayne mains yasuo so all is forgiven)
>enemy support friends me at the end of the game
>tells me I should feed a little less
>unfriend that piece of shit

No way I'm going to buy a figure that's priced way higher than it's worth because it's League of Legends. Would rather buy an anime figure for my real waifu instead

*Unzips Dick*

I just got permabanned from the league of legends. AMA

If you've got money, get steak or quality sushi
Otherwise get 5 guys for an american culinary experience.
If you're flat broke eat a sandwich

How many times did you use a racial slur per average in a game?

What role did you main?

What's your opinion on the current tensions between usa and mexico? Do you think trump an just get away with whatever he wants or will canada/the rest of the world stop him?

this is such a bad story

Why do you have the self control of a 12 year old

so you fucks said game modes have their own mmr
>try new champs in AI games
>literal new to the games when I get back to my normals
I can't play fucking ranked with the camp i want to you pieces of shit, and now I can't win a fucking game

welcome to the club oh and once you get your first perma ban you'll end up being more toxic since you have no reason not to be go buy an account from unrankedsmurfs costs like 30

do you feel like you didnt deserve it? like you didn't deserve to lose all those games?

>teemo mid

STOP DOING THIS YOU FAGGOTS

I did it for flex
Fuck that mode
But ima try to hit plat this season, but i gotta get beter at csing.
I kind of fucked myself over since i learned to climb with an assasin mid, so my csing was terible but i didnt care since i could kill my lane opponent & thier team over and over for gold instead

fuck this new honor system i have 5 keys and 0 boxes WRYYYYYYYYYY

Never once have I used hate speech.
I main top. Mid secondary, then I fill pref sup.

Plat 4, reached it from GoldV solo/duo in a week.

>enemy team first picks Teemo
>our top immediately locks in Panth
>I go for my Malzahar
>Teemo and Ahri lane swap
>multiple times
>blowdart rat ends the game 2/18
>report him
>feedback
Mmm.

If you're a TSM fan and you're looking to get btfo for a 41 straight minutes you should watch thoorin's newest video

damn, thorin is still autistically mad at TSM?
how far can one man go

how do you get to where you think of someone to pick into some other champ, this is why I don't play draft because I'm not pretending to know what I'm doing

>client bugs and won't let me take smite
>tell team to remake, I dc as soon as game starts
>forget about it until I can join another game
>3 honors from that game

neat.

I'm a pretty horrible writer but I'm down to try