/twg/ - Total War General

War In His Name Edition

Total War: WARHAMMER 2 – System Specs:
totalwar.com/blog/total-war-warhammer-ii-system-specs/

Dark Elves Battle Let's Play:
youtube.com/watch?v=phpMYkFodkE
Dark Elf Campaign Let's Play
youtube.com/watch?v=h7e3jCd62C0

New World Map Full Reveal
youtube.com/watch?v=5vq6EORl57A
New World Map:
totalwar.com/blog/eye-vortex-campaign-map/

Total War: WARHAMMER 2 – Skaven In-Engine Trailer:
youtube.com/watch?v=k8EQ1KNkpmw

Norsca - Launch Trailer:
youtube.com/watch?v=6vhEhC40BNw

Total War: WARHAMMER 2 – Dark Elves In-Engine Trailer
youtube.com/watch?v=zB6FaGBz0Lo

Total War Saga Announcement Blog
totalwar.com/blog/a-total-war-saga-announce-blog/

Roster Reveal:
totalwar.com/blog/lizardmen-army-roster/
totalwar.com/blog/high-elf-army-roster/
totalwar.com/blog/dark-elf-army-roster/
totalwar.com/blog/skaven-army-roster/

>FAQs and General Info
pastebin.com/gZ1T9VCN
twcenter.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?2191-Total-War-WARHAMMER-Modifications

Last thread: Screenshot sharing and campaign posting encouraged!

first for KANGZ

third Wood Elf legendary lord when
Alberic redesign when

I will NOT betray you

Nothing beats the feeling of routing an enemy before they even touch you. It's a solid minute of blowing your load onto your enemies' faces until they bugger off.

>he actually LIKES elves

>Alberic redesign when

Never

another day with no STUFF
Darren was right to abandon this sinking ship
CA is FINISHED!
CANCEL YOUR PREORDER NOW!!!

REMINDER:

If you travel around with multiple full stack armies just to spam wins with auto-resolve you are worse than gobbo shit and should go play a Paradox game.

It is now September, and the return of the true Phoenix King is nigh. All across Naggaroth the legions of the Witch King beckon to their sovereigns summons.

Surveying his skin cloth campaign map for the last time, Malekith knows to be ever weary of the roving tribes in the north; and also not to be ignorant of any ambitious dreadlords.
Word has reached him that his mother has marched south without order, it is of little consequence, though the rumour that she has resurrected her cult of pleasure is troubling.

On Ulthuan his spies report that Tyrion is engaged with another cult, taking advantage of the conflict could allow the Witch King to establish another foothold on Ulthuan.

Further south where the shifting sands of Araby blow, it has been reported that the servile men of the Asrai have conquered swathes of land, the riches of this land could well aid Malekiths coffers if he chose to wrest it from them. Though another rumour, perhaps untrue, but not worth ignoring is that a hold of the ratmen is situated somewhere in this land.

Finally from out of the land of Lustria little has been heard, the most valuable pieces of information being that a notable lord of the lizardmen is currently fighting human settlers by himself, it could be advantageous to eliminate such an opponent as swiftly as possible. As for the other piece of information, it has been heard that the whoreson Teclis is leading an expedition on the southernmost tip of Lustria, supposing he survives the dangers of the land it would give Malekith great pleasure to have a rematch.

Regardless of where the first strike is made Malekith will control the vortex and regain his homeland. Domination by a best elf soon!

But thats how CA designed Warhammer, it was made to auto-resolve everything

There will be one of these for TWW III when the chorfs are announced
I will settle this grudge.

It is still your choice though. You can do tons of cheesy shit in the other games too, but it is still not fun.

Why are the elves of Athel Loren so wholesome?

>kangz
>post vampire count skelletons
>not skelletons with egyptian shield from the tomb Kings mod

Thing is it's not even cheesy, playing naturally you end up in that position

is it just me or is there really almost no difference between the knights the Empire can employ?

>Elves
>Arrogant, look down on humans
>Degenerate
>Promiscuous and might cheat on you
>Might torture and murder you

>Skeletons
>Respectful of humans
>Traditional
>No genitalia, so no sexual deviancy
>Will protect you from Vampires

if elves are promiscuous, why are their population dwindling?

I started doing it when I realized its better than fighting the battles yourself most of the time. It really made me hate the game but now that im trying to fight almost every battle personally im having a lot more fun.

Can Elves become Zombies/Skeletons?
What about Dwarfs?

it's always just you mate, o special snowflake

didnt the vampires come from the tomb kings though?

All the men except for Tyrion have low fertility.

clearly skeleton waifus are best

no I mean, am I reading it wrong or is there some hidden difference or something?

Yeah, demigryph knights are exactly the same as empire knights. Well spotted.

G R U D G E S

Empire knights for cheap
Reiksguard knights for charge and occasional leaving in melee
Blazing Sun for undead, pyromancer, and charge
Demis with halbs against large
Demis with lances against armored infantry
Royal Gryphites for everything

Yes and because the dwarfs practise ancestor worship necromancy makes them super bootyblasted.

They where chased from Nehekhara tough. Like the degenerate they where.

I never build more than one aggressive army used for attacking, everything else I camp in cities

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

THE EIRE

Yes, yet surpinsingly it's not the most effective of thing. See most of the efficacity of the elves come from their skill (and stuff too) and most raised undead, if you don't put a lot of energy and effort in it don't keep their previous life skill and Elf body aren't really resiliant. Dwarf natural resilience to magic make them slightly harder to raise too; and the other dwarf WILL be made about this.

So yeah, raising human is simpler, bring less trouble and can be more effective ! And on top of that, you find a LOT more human body than elf or dwarf body.

Not a man aloiv can take dat left yeh

its just a random screenshot from Attila

>says increasingly nervous bong

>invading Empire provinces
>invading Wood Elf forests
>ravaged southern realm's coastline
>pillaging and enslaving all over
>only slave girls worth mentioning realm-wide are from somewhere called Cathay
> WTF is up with that country that everyone only cares about slave girls from there?
>every lord but Wulfrik got theirs
>blue balled Wulfrik rolled over all Greenskins, humping east map border

nehekharans were ruled by the 'priest kings' until Nagash turned them undead, vampires were the priest kings who followed Nagash in return for immortality.

Why aren't there any snakewomen in Warhammerverse?
Are Skinwolves mentioned in Warhammer lore or was that a bumtug by CA?

Ssskin wolvesss ssssure are mentioned, plussss there are Bloodwrack Medusae for your sssneks. Ssssadly CA is garbage and didn't add them.

The best of paradox is stellaris and its a full blown real time rts.
I had this very same mentality but in all due honesty, whats the point of fighting shit battles? It will cost you lots of time in the campaign.

I also play as "gobbo shit". Playing as gobbos you simply cant afford auto resolve against the dwarfs most of the time because if you dont have a decent armor piercing army and plan careful you will lose (one of the hardest campaigns of the game if not the hardest).

Bloodwrack Medusae was retarded 8th ed shit anyway.

>Why aren't there any snakewomen in Warhammerverse.

>*real time rts

lol, the message got through though...

Should I buy Stellaris? Burnt out on Total War and thinking of taking a break from it until the 28th.

LOVE ETERNAL

Why are Yari Ashigaru so perfect?

Really, really boring.

Would for sure suck on her big ol titties

Vampires came from a faction of the Tomb Kings that followed Nagash. Because of that the Kangz fucking hate Vampires and have fought alongsode the empire to crush them a couple of times.

Both total war and stellaris are good games but they are very different from one another.

I was very hesitant about warhammer tw first (fantasy lol) but I have to say its the best tw I played so far and even more fun than stellaris. Theres something about the uniqueness of factions and the required tactics to deal with each one individually. Specially the existence of hordes just like that expansion from Rome I and other assorted mechanics like vampiric corruption and fightiness. I absolutely love that.

Stay the fuck away from ES2. It fucking sucks

well for a start they wear as much armour as a lot of samurai had, they would've looked much more basic with maybe a chestguard and cap and roughspun clothes and often no shoes. They certainly wouldn't all have banners.

But your Fay is an elf, and your goddess is an elf goddess.

>stay the fuck away from ES2

I really wish I had user, what a fucking let down from ES1. I shouldn't have fallen for the 'start from the beginning!' Hype.

>two yari walls fighting

The ultimate spearmanii experience.

I was actually disappointed the AI never used that, it was way too easy to just throw a unit of katanas right into their frontline and hack through it.

Dude

weed

lmao

> Wanting protection from vampires
> Especially if it requires being around the dusty old tomb kangz

Nah I'll just chill in my forever halloween home, dutifully serve the midnight aristocracy and earn the blood kiss through loyalty and proving myself.

Then I can chill in my forever halloween home for eternity and be a degenerate with all the big titted vampiresses.

>Morathi
>Meant to be the sexiest woman in Fantasy

>Body has less curves than a 12-year old boy
>Jaw is more square than Robert Z'Dar

I fucking pray mods can make her more womanly and curvy.

Those ayys tho. I want her planetoids to envelope my battleship, if you get what I mean.

>he fell for the thicc meme

short term investment now that america is headed for famine

I remember doing an Oda playthrough and using almost nothing but ashigaru spears and archers.

It's pretty bland visually but on the other hand I like the fact that the crap basic units remain a viable choice throughout the whole game. After all historically the bulk of most armies was composed of peasant conscripts rather than knights and samurai in shiny armor.

Her face is pretty good 2bh

>Women can't be curvy without thickness

Excuse me? You are aware women can have ample breasts, butt and wide hips yet still be thin, right?

It's the little flags what show everyone who they belong to imo.

They improved Isabela, sort of, so I wouldn't worry. But then I'm fine with how Morathi looks

yeah it's called surgery, stop watching porn.

are you a woman

Dat's one nice juicy blob, ripe for a cav charge in the back.

>oriental

>t. tumblr

what's wrong with ES2?

That girl isn't even remotely curvy by any definition of the word, how does it relate?

About magic in warhammer.

Apart from staffs that increase regen, are there more items I should be looking for?

>all those ugly women trying to downplay her

Just like real life

no, but where exactly are the curves and tits on her? Perfect example of skinny women not having those attributes. At the end of the day fat or thin most women are out of shape and totally unfit.

Black Periapt

women can't accept that some other women are beautiful

>At the end of the day fat or thin most people are out of shape and totally unfit.
ftfy

most people are lazy as fuck and don't care about their body at all

What does it do? Increase the reserve?

Also, I like greenskins, but those pricks are not necessarily magically inclined. Between beastmen and chaos which one offers me the most magical options?

>chaos sorcerers

Nvm

>Post a cutie
>40+ fattie mother who are homestuck taking care of little brats try to downplay her
>They are just ridiculous
Every fucking time.

>What does it do?

Activated item, it's basically just a second Arcane Conduit, better but with longer cooldown.

JUST

>Next historical is Ireland

>All the butthurt from Ireland haters. Don't worry your country may get it's own game eventually.

hehe.

>tfw only orcs have something to counter magic recharge and there are literally zero counter spells.

>wanting to fight siege battles in warhammer

lolno

REEEEE EVERYONE KNOWS THAT THE IRISH WERE TURKS

true though men usually stay slightly more active. Even small things like women taking taxis back after nights out when men walk.

When the Total War: Ireland saga gets released I'll still be white and you'll still be a potato, so who's the real winner?

How would a Total War: Luxembourg work?

The gates open quite easily with a ram. Although siege towers go to shit fast.

Angloids absolutely fuming as per usual.

It'd be one battle then it's over.

60$. DLC for the opposing side.

Basing total war on backwater countries like ireland is the ultimate nick and dime

What next?
Total war Laos?
Total war Zimbabwe?

You can just pretend it's David Bowie in a wig.

Total War: my back yard

a couple of kids, a dog, and 3 cats

Nuh uh it's Total War South America 1600 - 1900

F U M I N G

>tfw you country already got a TW game centered around it