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Jaxson Ortiz
first for KANGZ
Carter Turner
third Wood Elf legendary lord when Alberic redesign when
Lincoln Sanders
I will NOT betray you
Matthew Allen
Nothing beats the feeling of routing an enemy before they even touch you. It's a solid minute of blowing your load onto your enemies' faces until they bugger off.
Jackson Fisher
>he actually LIKES elves
Jose Butler
>Alberic redesign when
Never
Leo Cox
another day with no STUFF Darren was right to abandon this sinking ship CA is FINISHED! CANCEL YOUR PREORDER NOW!!!
Carson Perez
REMINDER:
If you travel around with multiple full stack armies just to spam wins with auto-resolve you are worse than gobbo shit and should go play a Paradox game.
Owen Price
It is now September, and the return of the true Phoenix King is nigh. All across Naggaroth the legions of the Witch King beckon to their sovereigns summons.
Surveying his skin cloth campaign map for the last time, Malekith knows to be ever weary of the roving tribes in the north; and also not to be ignorant of any ambitious dreadlords. Word has reached him that his mother has marched south without order, it is of little consequence, though the rumour that she has resurrected her cult of pleasure is troubling.
On Ulthuan his spies report that Tyrion is engaged with another cult, taking advantage of the conflict could allow the Witch King to establish another foothold on Ulthuan.
Further south where the shifting sands of Araby blow, it has been reported that the servile men of the Asrai have conquered swathes of land, the riches of this land could well aid Malekiths coffers if he chose to wrest it from them. Though another rumour, perhaps untrue, but not worth ignoring is that a hold of the ratmen is situated somewhere in this land.
Finally from out of the land of Lustria little has been heard, the most valuable pieces of information being that a notable lord of the lizardmen is currently fighting human settlers by himself, it could be advantageous to eliminate such an opponent as swiftly as possible. As for the other piece of information, it has been heard that the whoreson Teclis is leading an expedition on the southernmost tip of Lustria, supposing he survives the dangers of the land it would give Malekith great pleasure to have a rematch.
Regardless of where the first strike is made Malekith will control the vortex and regain his homeland. Domination by a best elf soon!
Ryder Cook
But thats how CA designed Warhammer, it was made to auto-resolve everything
Asher Jones
There will be one of these for TWW III when the chorfs are announced I will settle this grudge.
Owen Edwards
It is still your choice though. You can do tons of cheesy shit in the other games too, but it is still not fun.
Gabriel Robinson
Why are the elves of Athel Loren so wholesome?
Charles Sullivan
>kangz >post vampire count skelletons >not skelletons with egyptian shield from the tomb Kings mod
Christopher White
Thing is it's not even cheesy, playing naturally you end up in that position
Connor Adams
is it just me or is there really almost no difference between the knights the Empire can employ?
Jace Long
>Elves >Arrogant, look down on humans >Degenerate >Promiscuous and might cheat on you >Might torture and murder you
>Skeletons >Respectful of humans >Traditional >No genitalia, so no sexual deviancy >Will protect you from Vampires
Gavin Perez
if elves are promiscuous, why are their population dwindling?
Matthew Morales
I started doing it when I realized its better than fighting the battles yourself most of the time. It really made me hate the game but now that im trying to fight almost every battle personally im having a lot more fun.
Christopher Rivera
Can Elves become Zombies/Skeletons? What about Dwarfs?
Isaac Hughes
it's always just you mate, o special snowflake
Ethan White
didnt the vampires come from the tomb kings though?
Nathaniel Lopez
All the men except for Tyrion have low fertility.
Justin Ramirez
clearly skeleton waifus are best
Wyatt Rodriguez
no I mean, am I reading it wrong or is there some hidden difference or something?
Josiah Morgan
Yeah, demigryph knights are exactly the same as empire knights. Well spotted.
Christian Rivera
G R U D G E S
Ayden Price
Empire knights for cheap Reiksguard knights for charge and occasional leaving in melee Blazing Sun for undead, pyromancer, and charge Demis with halbs against large Demis with lances against armored infantry Royal Gryphites for everything
Camden Murphy
Yes and because the dwarfs practise ancestor worship necromancy makes them super bootyblasted.
Kevin Wood
They where chased from Nehekhara tough. Like the degenerate they where.
James Martin
I never build more than one aggressive army used for attacking, everything else I camp in cities
Gabriel Allen
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
THE EIRE
Xavier Anderson
Yes, yet surpinsingly it's not the most effective of thing. See most of the efficacity of the elves come from their skill (and stuff too) and most raised undead, if you don't put a lot of energy and effort in it don't keep their previous life skill and Elf body aren't really resiliant. Dwarf natural resilience to magic make them slightly harder to raise too; and the other dwarf WILL be made about this.
So yeah, raising human is simpler, bring less trouble and can be more effective ! And on top of that, you find a LOT more human body than elf or dwarf body.
Blake Thomas
Not a man aloiv can take dat left yeh
Gavin Myers
its just a random screenshot from Attila
Matthew Myers
>says increasingly nervous bong
Brayden Williams
>invading Empire provinces >invading Wood Elf forests >ravaged southern realm's coastline >pillaging and enslaving all over >only slave girls worth mentioning realm-wide are from somewhere called Cathay > WTF is up with that country that everyone only cares about slave girls from there? >every lord but Wulfrik got theirs >blue balled Wulfrik rolled over all Greenskins, humping east map border
Xavier Edwards
nehekharans were ruled by the 'priest kings' until Nagash turned them undead, vampires were the priest kings who followed Nagash in return for immortality.
Kevin Diaz
Why aren't there any snakewomen in Warhammerverse? Are Skinwolves mentioned in Warhammer lore or was that a bumtug by CA?
Michael Cruz
Ssskin wolvesss ssssure are mentioned, plussss there are Bloodwrack Medusae for your sssneks. Ssssadly CA is garbage and didn't add them.
Nicholas Reed
The best of paradox is stellaris and its a full blown real time rts. I had this very same mentality but in all due honesty, whats the point of fighting shit battles? It will cost you lots of time in the campaign.
I also play as "gobbo shit". Playing as gobbos you simply cant afford auto resolve against the dwarfs most of the time because if you dont have a decent armor piercing army and plan careful you will lose (one of the hardest campaigns of the game if not the hardest).
Blake Ortiz
Bloodwrack Medusae was retarded 8th ed shit anyway.
Cooper Torres
>Why aren't there any snakewomen in Warhammerverse.
Austin Wright
>*real time rts
lol, the message got through though...
Hudson Allen
Should I buy Stellaris? Burnt out on Total War and thinking of taking a break from it until the 28th.
Austin Martinez
LOVE ETERNAL
Elijah Ramirez
Why are Yari Ashigaru so perfect?
Parker Mitchell
Really, really boring.
Bentley Powell
Would for sure suck on her big ol titties
Asher James
Vampires came from a faction of the Tomb Kings that followed Nagash. Because of that the Kangz fucking hate Vampires and have fought alongsode the empire to crush them a couple of times.
Nolan Moore
Both total war and stellaris are good games but they are very different from one another.
I was very hesitant about warhammer tw first (fantasy lol) but I have to say its the best tw I played so far and even more fun than stellaris. Theres something about the uniqueness of factions and the required tactics to deal with each one individually. Specially the existence of hordes just like that expansion from Rome I and other assorted mechanics like vampiric corruption and fightiness. I absolutely love that.
Stay the fuck away from ES2. It fucking sucks
Leo Anderson
well for a start they wear as much armour as a lot of samurai had, they would've looked much more basic with maybe a chestguard and cap and roughspun clothes and often no shoes. They certainly wouldn't all have banners.
Owen Robinson
But your Fay is an elf, and your goddess is an elf goddess.
Mason Long
>stay the fuck away from ES2
I really wish I had user, what a fucking let down from ES1. I shouldn't have fallen for the 'start from the beginning!' Hype.
Adrian Ross
>two yari walls fighting
The ultimate spearmanii experience.
I was actually disappointed the AI never used that, it was way too easy to just throw a unit of katanas right into their frontline and hack through it.
Evan Evans
Dude
weed
lmao
Zachary Lee
> Wanting protection from vampires > Especially if it requires being around the dusty old tomb kangz
Nah I'll just chill in my forever halloween home, dutifully serve the midnight aristocracy and earn the blood kiss through loyalty and proving myself.
Then I can chill in my forever halloween home for eternity and be a degenerate with all the big titted vampiresses.
Colton Johnson
>Morathi >Meant to be the sexiest woman in Fantasy
>Body has less curves than a 12-year old boy >Jaw is more square than Robert Z'Dar
I fucking pray mods can make her more womanly and curvy.
Juan Long
Those ayys tho. I want her planetoids to envelope my battleship, if you get what I mean.
Andrew Mitchell
>he fell for the thicc meme
short term investment now that america is headed for famine
Lincoln Harris
I remember doing an Oda playthrough and using almost nothing but ashigaru spears and archers.
It's pretty bland visually but on the other hand I like the fact that the crap basic units remain a viable choice throughout the whole game. After all historically the bulk of most armies was composed of peasant conscripts rather than knights and samurai in shiny armor.
Christian Nelson
Her face is pretty good 2bh
Anthony Wright
>Women can't be curvy without thickness
Excuse me? You are aware women can have ample breasts, butt and wide hips yet still be thin, right?
Michael Turner
It's the little flags what show everyone who they belong to imo.
Julian Butler
They improved Isabela, sort of, so I wouldn't worry. But then I'm fine with how Morathi looks
Elijah Cook
yeah it's called surgery, stop watching porn.
Logan Jenkins
are you a woman
Tyler Edwards
Dat's one nice juicy blob, ripe for a cav charge in the back.
Jaxon Foster
>oriental
Jose Bell
>t. tumblr
Ethan Jones
what's wrong with ES2?
Ayden Young
That girl isn't even remotely curvy by any definition of the word, how does it relate?
Joseph Harris
About magic in warhammer.
Apart from staffs that increase regen, are there more items I should be looking for?
Cooper Robinson
>all those ugly women trying to downplay her
Just like real life
Gabriel Hughes
no, but where exactly are the curves and tits on her? Perfect example of skinny women not having those attributes. At the end of the day fat or thin most women are out of shape and totally unfit.
Juan Torres
Black Periapt
Colton Williams
women can't accept that some other women are beautiful
Gavin Morris
>At the end of the day fat or thin most people are out of shape and totally unfit. ftfy
most people are lazy as fuck and don't care about their body at all
William Jenkins
What does it do? Increase the reserve?
Also, I like greenskins, but those pricks are not necessarily magically inclined. Between beastmen and chaos which one offers me the most magical options?
Grayson Mitchell
>chaos sorcerers
Nvm
Carson Morales
>Post a cutie >40+ fattie mother who are homestuck taking care of little brats try to downplay her >They are just ridiculous Every fucking time.
Ryan Price
>What does it do?
Activated item, it's basically just a second Arcane Conduit, better but with longer cooldown.
Alexander Mitchell
JUST
Jacob Mitchell
>Next historical is Ireland
>All the butthurt from Ireland haters. Don't worry your country may get it's own game eventually.
hehe.
Adam Lee
>tfw only orcs have something to counter magic recharge and there are literally zero counter spells.
Daniel Cook
>wanting to fight siege battles in warhammer
lolno
Camden Johnson
REEEEE EVERYONE KNOWS THAT THE IRISH WERE TURKS
Lincoln Gray
true though men usually stay slightly more active. Even small things like women taking taxis back after nights out when men walk.
Gabriel Taylor
When the Total War: Ireland saga gets released I'll still be white and you'll still be a potato, so who's the real winner?
Aiden Rogers
How would a Total War: Luxembourg work?
Charles Miller
The gates open quite easily with a ram. Although siege towers go to shit fast.
Josiah Green
Angloids absolutely fuming as per usual.
Logan Jackson
It'd be one battle then it's over.
60$. DLC for the opposing side.
Josiah Lee
Basing total war on backwater countries like ireland is the ultimate nick and dime
What next? Total war Laos? Total war Zimbabwe?
Colton Lewis
You can just pretend it's David Bowie in a wig.
Kayden Butler
Total War: my back yard
a couple of kids, a dog, and 3 cats
Ethan Peterson
Nuh uh it's Total War South America 1600 - 1900
Kevin Phillips
F U M I N G
Luis Sullivan
>tfw you country already got a TW game centered around it